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    Mr. Blood: Tag Team Champions. 3 simple words, Tag Team Champions. All the rest of you talentless, nameless sons of bitches can try, and fuck knows that a couple of drunk Nazis that don't know when to quit will, however nobody, fucking nobody, has the toughness, the intelligence, the strength, the sheer fucking balls to take these belts from us. We are the JBW Tag Team Champions, and we will be the champions for a very, very long time so every one of you cousin-fucking hillbillies had better fucking get used to seeing us on the television screen.

    Mr. Black: We are taking over.

    Mr. Blood: Damn right, we will not rest until we are champions in every fucking federation out there.


    Say my name and his in the same breath, I dare you to say they taste they same.
     

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    Black: It ain't even a show to watch unless I'm on it.
    Ryan Wells:

    - Former JBW TV Champion
    - Former EWNCW Evolution Champion
    - Former Undisputed BWA Grand Champion
    (w/ Gillz)

    Xavier Hightower:


    - Former RTE Tag Team Champion
    (w/ Kaige Chamberlain)


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    Hey just so you guys know. I am headed to work. I get out in 14 hrs. Im going to do my part of the promo and send it in once I'm done with work before I go to sleep! Hope that is ok!
     

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    Quote Originally Posted by AirBourne View Post
    Black: It ain't even a show to watch unless I'm on it.
    Hawk: Unless your on it losing to JBTV's number 1 tv personality, Mike Hawk, you mean. Don't worry, my co-stars always get some buzz on them, but that's usually because I give you guys a reason to matter.
    #BennysTeddy

    Efedding

     

    Mike Hawk
    EWNCW World Champion (11-12-13 to 5/1/14) Vacated
    Current IWA World Champion (12-15-13 to Present)
    IWA Blackout Champion (3-24-13 to 4-27-14)
    Former JBW Television Champion (12-2-12 to 8-2-13)
    Former ICW Tag Team champion
    1st and last EWA Carnage World champion

    Mixed Emotions (Pride and Sorrow)
    Current EWNCW World Tag Team Champions (4-19-13 to 4-26-14)
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    Quote Originally Posted by AirBourne View Post
    Black: It ain't even a show to watch unless I'm on it.
    Mr. Blood: Who the fuck are you? Wait, don't answer, just remembered we don't give a damn.

    Mr. Black: What was his name?


    Mr. Blood: What the fuck does it matter, it's just some other jackass that's headed nowhere fast, with a few too many ass-whoopins along the way, thinking that he can prove he's some sort of big bad wolf, when all he is is another fucking sheep.

    Mr. Black: No DNA, can't prove a thing

    *Mr. Black walks off, leaving Mr. Blood confused*

    Mr. Blood: The hell?


    *Mr Blood follows Mr. Black, trying to figure out the sudden change in his usual implacable demeanor.*


    Say my name and his in the same breath, I dare you to say they taste they same.
     

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    Promo sent. Just in time.


    Benny The Ball's Teddy is here to fuck you up...

    ...and then steal your girl!

    #BennysTeddy

     

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    Quote Originally Posted by Asherdelampyr View Post
    Mr. Blood: Who the fuck are you? Wait, don't answer, just remembered we don't give a damn.

    Mr. Black: What was his name?


    Mr. Blood: What the fuck does it matter, it's just some other jackass that's headed nowhere fast, with a few too many ass-whoopins along the way, thinking that he can prove he's some sort of big bad wolf, when all he is is another fucking sheep.

    Mr. Black: No DNA, can't prove a thing

    *Mr. Black walks off, leaving Mr. Blood confused*

    Mr. Blood: The hell?


    *Mr Blood follows Mr. Black, trying to figure out the sudden change in his usual implacable demeanor.*
    I KNEW this would come up lol I like it alot endless potential if ran right



    The higher I go, the crookeder it becomes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SouthernBlood View Post
    I KNEW this would come up lol I like it alot endless potential if ran right
    I just saw it this morning at it made me laugh, so I had to
    and yes, it really does. Black Blooded aren't really young dudes, so...


    Say my name and his in the same breath, I dare you to say they taste they same.
     

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    Shows looking good for tonight guys!


    Kyojin

    Final ICW World Champion

    eWN eFed Superstar of the Year 2012

    ICW/IWA Superstar of the Year 2012

    Final HWA Adrenaline Champion

    Final EWNCW Rage Ignition Champion

    Former EWNCW Tag Team Champion (as part of Hot Wasabi)

    EWNCW Tag Team of the Year 2013 (as part of Hot Wasabi)

    Former 2x IWA Endurance Champion

    Former 2x ICW Insanity Champion

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    Quote Originally Posted by No_1eddiefan View Post
    Shows looking good for tonight guys!
    Booya! This is what I wanted to hear! Also I want to win the lottery.. get on that for me!
     
    Efed stuff that doesn't matter

    1 x IWA World Heavyweight Champion - Malcolm Adonis

    Current WWE World Heavyweight Champion - Dean Ambrose

    1 x EWNCW Tag Team Champion - Malcolm Adonis w/ Kyojin

    Current No 1 Contender to the EWNCW Title - Arthur Lansdale

    I lied, it matters.




    "Tell me.. what is insane about wanting to create perfection? I'd be crazy not to." - Jarvis Cole

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