Originally Posted by No_1eddiefan
Ma$$: There what is?
The biggest ego in all of efedding.
Ohh, that. Thanks! I pride myself on it. It's actually OK to be jealous, though. Some things ya' just can't fight. Hypocritical statement number one, by the way. Thanks for that, this is gonna be easy.
You'd think...with an ego like that, you'd've actually won something.
Jake Roberts and Roddy Piper told me to say hi.
You'd actually have something to show for the pathetic career you've had.
Pathetic? Ha! Pathetic is jumping down a guys throat who was just poppin' in to see what what was poppin'. Pathetic is verbally attacking someone one who isn't even on the roster. Shouldn't you reserve your time for speaking to someone who actually might be affected by your "superior" orator skills? No? There's enough of Kyo's vitriol laced verbiage for everyone? Well aren't we the lucky ones!
Well unfortunately, you've become nothing less than a glorified jobber..
Wait, I'm confused here. Judging by your previous statements, I've always been nothing more than that anyway, so how can one become what one already is? Think before you speak, twat-features--ya' never know, ya' might actually impress someone of merit. The fact of the matter is, though, I've become an inactive wrestler/full time MEGAstar MC/rapper. One day we can sit down and I'll explain to you how that's different to being a glorified jobber.
..and the simple fact of the matter is, you will never be anywhere near as good as I am.
I beg to differ. In fact, I'm proving it right now.
Do you really believe you have what it takes to be anywhere near as good as the Superstar of the Year?
Refer back to what I just said. Unlike yourself, I'm not into repeating myself if I can help it.
Do you have any idea what it takes to be as good as Greatness Personified?!
Why would I want to be "Greatness Personified"? That's your gimmick, and I'm happy that it works for you. I, on the other hand, am Ma$$Dinero. Trust me, K', I'm ninety nine point nine percent positive that there's no better feeling in the world than knowing you're Ma$$Dinero.
Of course you don't. For that, you need success.
How are you measuring success here? I'm assuming that you're on about gold. Bruv, what the fuck are we? Prospectors? You go there with your gold. I on the other hand prefer to determine success by the amount of money I earn, and trust me, ya' little Shuri rip-off, I'm at the top of the pyramid when it comes to that shit. True story: B(ruce) just gave me ten bags for simply gracing the new thread with my traffic generating presence as a thank you. I'd call that successful. You wouldn't, because your just a son of a fisherman who's "vely sankfrul flor evlyfring, Mr L(ob)".
For that, you need talent.
This is just getting ridiculous now. Did you pull that line out of the bag marked "RANDOM THINGS TO SAY TO GENERIC WRESTLER A"? Because there's no way in the world that you can stand there and say that with any conviction whatsoever when talking to me. Seriously.
For that, you need to be in a position where whether they cheer you or boo you- those people give a damn about your presence.
Aaaand dem generic one liners just keep on rolling in. I don't even know why I'm bothering to even reply at this point. Oh yeah, I almost
forgot about my ma$$ive
ego. It's just not in me to roll over and allow myself to be one upped. Especially by some jumped up Daniel San wannabe.
And sure Ma$$, if you ever return again-
Well, that's all kind of up in the air at the moment. I will give you credit for igniting a slight spark, so, yeah, HIGH SLIZE, KYO!! GOOD JROB!!
..those people, they'd cheer, for the first few minutes. Then you'd speak for a god damn hour and put 'em all to sleep.
Hypocritical statement number two.
What happened in the past is in the past..
Ladies and Gentlemen, may I introduce you to our resident brain surgeon/rocket scientist.
..but I have a score to settle with you..
Why? What the fuck did I ever do to you, except make you feel insecure, because I have more charisma in one of my pubes, first thing in the morning, after a seventy two hour bender, than you could ever muster on your finest day? Wait.. There's another reason, I'm sure.. I just can't put my finger on it... I think it's coming to me... Gimmie a second here.. Wwwwait for it... DAMN IT I SAID WAIT!....
**Ma$$ raises his hand to his head and massages his brow as he wracks his brain to figure out what Kyojins problem is with him.**
Oh yeah! We actually had a match once didn't we? If my skunked out memory serves me correct you even had your hand raised in victory after that match. Then why the grudge, mayn? Is it because you never beat me clean? Dude, I honestly hate to ruin things for you, but...
Just be happy with a tainted win. Even if it was booked by a certified nutter, and has technically been stricken from the record books because of said nutter being placed on the global ignore list.
..so if you ever step foot in a company I am in ever again, I will end you.
Not in this company you wouldn't. My good buddy B(ruce) and his wonderful W(ife) would NEVER allow that to happen.
Not like all of these hasbeens, where I just end their main event career, give 'em an opportunity to continue on in the midcard.
See, underneath all of the hot air, you're actually quite the magnanimous fella, ain't ya'. Nice to see that sort of thing in this day and age.
YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! (Sorry, I just couldn't help myself there. Please, do continue, sir. You're not embarrassing yourself at all here.)
You're the worst of all of these outdated idiots.
Coming from the worst of the clueless noobs I'll take that as one hell of a compliment. Heh, it's like you and I are like the opposite sides of the same coin (if that coin was £ on one side and ¥ on the other that is.). Together we're like the Ying & Yang of eFedding--whether I'm the Ying or the Yang I couldn't tell you--all that Chinese shit is your domain.
Seriously, though, I'm far from the outdated one in this riveting conversation. Disagree? Well then, let's take a little closer look at things.
**Ma$$ turns towards the fourth wall**
People of eWN.. Can you please tell me (because I seriously wouldn't know due to never really seeing any of "The Karaoke King"s matches other than that one that never officially took place), how many matches has Mr Superstar Of The Year had in eFedding history.
eWN: FUCKING SHITLOADS!! WAY TOO MANY TO COUNT!!
Ma$$: Would you say he has had more matches than I have?
eWN: OF COURSE HE HAS! HE'S COMPETED FOR JUST ABOUT EVERY SINGLE EFED THERE HAS EVER BEEN!
Ma$$: Thank you eWN. I wouldn't know where I was sometimes without you guys.
**Ma$$ once again turns his attention back towards Kyojin.**
Soooo.. Things begin to take a different shape once the rose tinted glasses have been removed, don't they? I mean, look at the state of you? You've probably got more nagging injuries than the entire WWE 2013 Hall Of Fame Class put together. You can barely even lift that mic you're spraying your sake laced spittle onto right now. I am a thirty three year old man in the best condition of his life--self preservation is a must in this business--ponder on that for a while and get back to me when you come to a logical conclusion.
You cling onto the remnants of what this company once was-
Not really. Not any more. It's in fantastic shape now. I was disheartened to see what this place had become under the rule of The Three Stooges (you all know who I'm on about), though. Hell, even The Three Stooges were disheartened. Not that they felt it was their fault. No, in their bewildered minds it was all Ka$hes fault that their show sucked major league a$$. Hey, gotta blame someone, right?
..refusing to ever even acknowledge that you and your brother were the problem.
My brothers much publicised problems were the problem. I on the other hand went out and did everything and anything that was asked of me like a good little soldier, with more style and pizazz than just about any other eFedder ever has.
This show was all about you...
I must point out that there is actually fuck all wrong with that.
..and that's what caused JBW to run itself into the ground.
So now your saying we never ran JBW into the ground? JBW ran itself
into the ground? For fucksake, Kyo, I understand that English is your second language, but, please, make your fucking mind up!
Sure, Jman & Eddie stepped up...