So I'm 20 words short of 1000 in the main event of TFB and my hand is starting to ache. I'm gonna press on through the pain to try and reach 2000 tonight. My estimation is that the final word count will be around the 6000 mark, so 2000 today, 2000 tomorrow and the rest on Saturday should be alright.
You fuckers better be happy with this match though, considering pain actually went into the making of this.
And I swear to God Benny, if you make a joke about how everybody is normally in pain reading my matches, I will fire Mr. Smyth live on the next Revolution.