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    Quote Originally Posted by Super_Dave View Post
    Getting laid is not a problem, I got my woman on speed dial for that, but that's gonna have to wait, it's movie night tonight!!!
    no money this week? you'd think she'd give you a stamp card, even Subway gives you the 12 sammich free


    Opportunity is often missed because it shows up in overalls, looking like work.
     

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    Quote Originally Posted by Asherdelampyr View Post


    Books, they're fucking important!


    Head Creative Member of Ready To Evolve. Private Message me or Tommy Thunder if you're interested in joining RTE.

     

    EWNCW:
    Van Darius

    TWE/RTE:

    Van Darius:
    *TWE/RTE Champion (9/23/12 - 2/14/14)(Promoted to EWNCW)

    IWA:
    Ivan Draymen
    Van Darius
    *IWA Endurance Champion (4/28/13 - 8/4/13)

    WWE:
    * Sheamus (US Champion 1/20/13 - )
    * Rob Van Dam

    Dream Team Invitational:
    *The Vandals (w/ Van Hooligan X)


     

  3. #3673
    Quote Originally Posted by Asherdelampyr View Post
    no money this week? you'd think she'd give you a stamp card, even Subway gives you the 12 sammich free
    No stamp card needed, it's always free, haha...
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    IWA: Tenacious D(ave) and Dave "The Gunner" Steele
    The Official Poster Creator for the IWA

    Quote Originally Posted by Asherdelampyr View Post
    If I could fuck the way Dave makes posters, I would become the most successful male whore in history. Seriously, my balls are clapping, well fucking done.
    Quote Originally Posted by Vandarius View Post
    For those who are too lazy to go to the front page ( ;D ), I have Dave's sexy PPV poster as my signature! Mad props to Dave!

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    Good mornin' IWA!

    How is everyone doing?
    Ryan Wells:

    - Member of HWA & IWA Roster
    - Former Undisputed BWA Grand Champion
    - Former EWNCW Evolution Champion
    - Former JBW TV Champion

    Xavier Hightower:


    - Member of HWA Roster
    - Former RTE Tag Team Champion

    Violent Impact:


    - Members of IWA Roster

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    Dave "The Gunner" Steele: Enough about the damn books and movies. You want a title for a new book and movie, then let me give you ladies this title, and it's free. The New Endurance Champion by Dave "The Gunner" Steele. It will be the #1 Best Selling Book and will make a killing at the movie box office. Like I said it before and I'll say it again, nothing personal girls, but if you're in my way, I will run you over. The time for me has come. No more Mr. Nice Guy, it's time I destroy all those who stand in my way.
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    IWA: Tenacious D(ave) and Dave "The Gunner" Steele
    The Official Poster Creator for the IWA

    Quote Originally Posted by Asherdelampyr View Post
    If I could fuck the way Dave makes posters, I would become the most successful male whore in history. Seriously, my balls are clapping, well fucking done.
    Quote Originally Posted by Vandarius View Post
    For those who are too lazy to go to the front page ( ;D ), I have Dave's sexy PPV poster as my signature! Mad props to Dave!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Super_Dave View Post
    Dave "The Gunner" Steele: Enough about the damn books and movies. You want a title for a new book and movie, then let me give you ladies this title, and it's free. The New Endurance Champion by Dave "The Gunner" Steele. It will be the #1 Best Selling Book and will make a killing at the movie box office. Like I said it before and I'll say it again, nothing personal girls, but if you're in my way, I will run you over. The time for me has come. No more Mr. Nice Guy, it's time I destroy all those who stand in my way.
    King Wells: Silence you fool, you speak nonsense. By god, you simply talk too much and are not worth my time, move along before I give you a royal beating!
    Ryan Wells:

    - Member of HWA & IWA Roster
    - Former Undisputed BWA Grand Champion
    - Former EWNCW Evolution Champion
    - Former JBW TV Champion

    Xavier Hightower:


    - Member of HWA Roster
    - Former RTE Tag Team Champion

    Violent Impact:


    - Members of IWA Roster

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    Quote Originally Posted by AirBourne View Post
    King Wells: Silence you fool, you speak nonsense. By god, you simply talk too much and are not worth my time, move along before I give you a royal beating!
    Dave "The Gunner" Steele: First of all son, who in the hell are you? Wait!!! Before you answer, I really don't give a damn who you are. You are barking up the wrong tree here little man, and this is one tree you can't bring down. Does your mama know you're playing a wrestler? I'll tell you what, why don't you just go on home to mama, and eat some of her supper, play with your leggos and get some shut eye. You don't want a piece of this. I will tear your arms off of your body and beat the shit out of you with them. So stand down before I make you stand down, and it won't be pretty.
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    IWA: Tenacious D(ave) and Dave "The Gunner" Steele
    The Official Poster Creator for the IWA

    Quote Originally Posted by Asherdelampyr View Post
    If I could fuck the way Dave makes posters, I would become the most successful male whore in history. Seriously, my balls are clapping, well fucking done.
    Quote Originally Posted by Vandarius View Post
    For those who are too lazy to go to the front page ( ;D ), I have Dave's sexy PPV poster as my signature! Mad props to Dave!

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    I'll be compiling the rest of the show now.



    Efedding:
    Creative of the Year 2012
    Superstar of the Year 2012 (Kyojin)
    User of the Year 2013
    Writer of Match of the Year 2013
    EWNCW Tag Team of the Year 2013 (Hot Wasabi- with Torphy)
    eWN eFed Hall of Famer Class 2
    Final ICW World Champion (Kyojin)
    Current WWE Champion (Cody Rhodes)

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    Quote Originally Posted by CM Rock-Austin View Post
    Yea....that's why
    Why else? Are you callin' me a no-show?!?!




    The higher I go, the crookeder it becomes.

  10. #3680
    Quote Originally Posted by wrestlingfan66513 View Post
    yo anyone on skype want to do an Inside the Tights interview? No one is around there anymore
    I'm there, if you have anyone set in mind to be paired with me including Eddie, who after posting the show I'm sure might take part in it.

    Just know I'm online and ready.
    S.E. Zero is now Luizero. Look him up

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