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  1. #3471
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    Quote Originally Posted by wrestlingfan66513 View Post
    The Psychiatrist was a fake, Benny just hired someone for dirt cheap with no degree and passed him off as the real thing. Sorry Benny I had to tell.
    If you look really close, it was Mike Hawk in drag.

    Sorry, WF. I had to tell.


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    Quote Originally Posted by wrestlingfan66513 View Post
    I know Hawk takes up a lot of the lighting budget, and some fog and makes it harder to get cheaper insurance, but I like to point out that testing all the girls Adonis brings on the show for STDs takes up more of the money. And don't get me started on the research to find a cure for the Infection
    This right here is a gross mistruth! The only expenditure that comes from Adonis is the bulk purchases of Slippy Wicket brand baby oil.
     
    Efed stuff that doesn't matter

    1 x IWA World Heavyweight Champion - Malcolm Adonis

    Current WWE World Heavyweight Champion - Dean Ambrose

    1 x EWNCW Tag Team Champion - Malcolm Adonis w/ Kyojin

    Current No 1 Contender to the EWNCW Title - Arthur Lansdale

    I lied, it matters.




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  3. #3473
    Quote Originally Posted by Dennis View Post
    But- I don't want to get cut.

    Well you pay me nothing so does that mean I'm worse than a monkey?
    You pay nothing and you get a bucket with a hole and no side
    Israel Pamich
    Number 1 Contender for the RTE Championship
    Fight Night IV
    ​RTE Championship Match
    Alex Wildheart (C) v Israel Pamich

    Domination
    Number 1 Contenders for the EWNCW World Tag Team Titles at:
    In Violence We Trust
    EWNCW WORLD TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH
    Mixed Emotions (C) v Domination


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    Quote Originally Posted by Torphy View Post
    This right here is a gross mistruth! The only expenditure that comes from Adonis is the bulk purchases of Slippy Wicket brand baby oil.
    Don't you think a bucket a night is a bit of an overkill?
    #BeJelly


  5. #3475

    The IWA Budget cut

    What does the IWA Budget cuts mean for you

    1. Ken Shamrock coming to a show near you
    2. Hawk loses his lighting privileges
    3. Israel had to cut his philosophies down from 3 to 2
    4. Hulk Hogan will not be receiving a IWA legends contract (Actually this was never going to happen anyway)
    5. All contracts will be verbal only as this saves on paper waste
    6. IWA desks will now be former WWE announce tables that have been reassembled after someone has gone crashing through it
    7. Be careful to read your contracts, some talent have been paid out in monopoly money while others have ended up owing and that is why Dennis is still with us
    8 This was the real reason Vand has "stepped down" from creative. If only you knew what salary he was asking for
    9. A lot more jobbers are going to be used for low card talent and because it is "Work Experience" they will only get 50 dollars for ten days work
    10. All props are to be supplied by the wrestlers. You get your music, you get an opponent and the Superstars may get a locker to themselves
    Israel Pamich
    Number 1 Contender for the RTE Championship
    Fight Night IV
    ​RTE Championship Match
    Alex Wildheart (C) v Israel Pamich

    Domination
    Number 1 Contenders for the EWNCW World Tag Team Titles at:
    In Violence We Trust
    EWNCW WORLD TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH
    Mixed Emotions (C) v Domination


  6. #3476
    Quote Originally Posted by Dennis View Post
    Don't you think a bucket a night is a bit of an overkill?
    It would be in theory but n reality Adonis scraps the excess oil off after shows and reuses it so its only 2 buckets every 3 shows
    Israel Pamich
    Number 1 Contender for the RTE Championship
    Fight Night IV
    ​RTE Championship Match
    Alex Wildheart (C) v Israel Pamich

    Domination
    Number 1 Contenders for the EWNCW World Tag Team Titles at:
    In Violence We Trust
    EWNCW WORLD TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH
    Mixed Emotions (C) v Domination


  7. #3477
    Most of the cut budget went to Adonis' sex rehab stint, which he participates in, when not on the show.

    Fun fact though: He was in with Tiger.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CricketTragic View Post
    What does the IWA Budget cuts mean for you

    1. Ken Shamrock coming to a show near you
    2. Hawk loses his lighting privileges
    3. Israel had to cut his philosophies down from 3 to 2
    4. Hulk Hogan will not be receiving a IWA legends contract (Actually this was never going to happen anyway)
    5. All contracts will be verbal only as this saves on paper waste
    6. IWA desks will now be former WWE announce tables that have been reassembled after someone has gone crashing through it
    7. Be careful to read your contracts, some talent have been paid out in monopoly money while others have ended up owing and that is why Dennis is still with us
    8 This was the real reason Vand has "stepped down" from creative. If only you knew what salary he was asking for
    9. A lot more jobbers are going to be used for low card talent and because it is "Work Experience" they will only get 50 dollars for ten days work
    10. All props are to be supplied by the wrestlers. You get your music, you get an opponent and the Superstars may get a locker to themselves
    This was actually really funny.

    And remember what happened to Ace Note when he asked for a $25.00 bonus for taking part in a match as dangerous as the rafters match...


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    Quote Originally Posted by CricketTragic View Post
    What does the IWA Budget cuts mean for you

    1. Ken Shamrock coming to a show near you
    2. Hawk loses his lighting privileges
    3. Israel had to cut his philosophies down from 3 to 2
    4. Hulk Hogan will not be receiving a IWA legends contract (Actually this was never going to happen anyway)
    5. All contracts will be verbal only as this saves on paper waste
    6. IWA desks will now be former WWE announce tables that have been reassembled after someone has gone crashing through it
    7. Be careful to read your contracts, some talent have been paid out in monopoly money while others have ended up owing and that is why Dennis is still with us
    8 This was the real reason Vand has "stepped down" from creative. If only you knew what salary he was asking for
    9. A lot more jobbers are going to be used for low card talent and because it is "Work Experience" they will only get 50 dollars for ten days work
    10. All props are to be supplied by the wrestlers. You get your music, you get an opponent and the Superstars may get a locker to themselves
    Hey, hey, hey. $3 million a match isn't too much to ask for.


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    EWNCW:
    Van Darius

    TWE/RTE:

    Van Darius:
    *TWE/RTE Champion (9/23/12 - 2/14/14)

    IWA:
    Ivan Draymen
    Van Darius
    *IWA Endurance Champion (4/28/13 - 8/4/13)

    WWE:
    * Sheamus (US Champion 1/20/13 - )
    * Rob Van Dam

    Dream Team Invitational:
    *The Vandals (w/ Van Hooligan X)


  10. #3480
    So... I only just seen that me and Van lost our titles! Sad times.

    I'm only now catching up on shows.

    So I would like to take this time to say thank you to the creative team for allowing us the chance to be champions and keeping us for as long as you did. Thanks to all those that we feuded with, hopefully making the tag division that much better and a massive well done to G who has done awesome with his team and hopefully will prove to be a worthy choice of new tag team champions.

    Van - It's been a pleasure being a tag champ with you bud! Right.. Now lets get our titles back! Ha!

    IWA:
    1x Tag Team Champion - Ramon/Infection.
    IWA & EWN Tag Team of the Year 2013 - Ramon/Infection.

    HWA:
    1x Adrenaline Champion - Ramon.
    HWA & EWN Champion of the Year 2012 - Ramon.
    Feud of the Year 2012 - Ramon/Clique
    Shocking Moment of the Year 2012 - Ramon/Clique

    General:
    Feud of the Year 2013 - Rock/Ambrose.
    Promo of the Year 2013 - Rock/Ambrose.



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