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    Diamond: I'd like to introduce you all to my personal assistant, my cousin. His name- Bob. Hey bob.

    Bob looks awkwardly at the camera and waves...

    Bob: Hi.

    Diamond: Jesus Christ Bob get a bit of personality dammit!

    Bob looks like he was just hit with a crushing blow to his stomach as he deflates.

    Bob: Oh.....OK sorry Chris.

    Diamond: This is why you aren't paid. If Aunt Jenny didn't make those awesome brownies, you wouldn't stand a chance of being here. Damn that women and her brownies.

    The camera fades to black with Diamond clearly fantacising about brownies and Bob looks as shy as ever.




     
    Chris Diamond
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    3/12/13-

    Antonio Rizzo
    Chaos Roster member

    Head of IWA Chaos

    Wade Barrett
    Former Member of the United Kingdom stable

    Daniel Bryan
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    ????



     


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    Quote Originally Posted by Rated_R(ob)KO View Post
    To celebrate 50 pages... I made an APW logo. Maybe Van uses it, maybe he doesn't. Either way, it exists.

    HAHAHA Love this!!

    It's perfectly fitting for Athletic (ahem!) Pro Wrestling!!

    Well played R(ob). Well played!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rated_R(ob)KO View Post
    To celebrate 50 pages... I made an APW logo. Maybe Van uses it, maybe he doesn't. Either way, it exists.

    Perfect <3

    Our new logo people!

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    Friendly bump mainly.

    We have 1 fully written match and a handful of promos. They are optional and as long as they're not offensive they will be used so get 1 in if you like :3

    You have until Survivor Series

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    Quote Originally Posted by VanHooliganX View Post
    Friendly bump mainly.

    We have 1 fully written match and a handful of promos. They are optional and as long as they're not offensive they will be used so get 1 in if you like :3

    You have until Survivor Series
    I haven't forgotten about the promo. I have an idea...
    #BeJelly


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    Fatality Sequence preview!

    The final card:

    Well first off allow me to say that not ever match I thought up made it, although dumb matches I do have to follow some basic rules and having too many matches is 1. A few of you will be in 2 matches but that's because of the match that Dennis and EHC wanted to have. It's all in good fun anyway.

    Straight jacket match

    JJJ vs #

    The 2 former Jobberweight (Now Hardcore title) champions have decided to see who truly is the better person. How will they win? Haven't got the foggiest.

    APW International Championship

    Malcolm Cage vs Gaileo

    Fresh off beaten Shining Light in 8 minutes exactly, will Cage be able to overcome the odds and retain? A little sidenote for this match. More people may be added to this 1.

    The streak

    Cory Urban vs ???

    Once again we don't know who he will face, but 1 thing is for sure. Washington DC STILL isn't the same...Still undefeated. Clear to say, he's your man.

    APW Tag Team Championships

    Hot Dinner 4 Kidz vs Smog Monster and Chainz

    The only team to ever retain the titles will look to work that dinner arrangement one more time! Inb4 Giddy changes tag team partners...again...Sidenote: Other teams could be added to this match-up as well.

    Blackout match

    KSIOlaShaziBT vs Ivanhoe Heskey

    Imagine a blindfold match but with everyone involved. The wrestlers will wrestle in pitch black darkness. We could be in for a long match folks!

    APW Womens Championship

    Ash Attack vs No-one at all again in a Punjabi Prison match

    Having survived a buried alive match and other punishing matches that literally pushed her to no limit whatsoever. Can Ash overcome 2 wooden walls?!

    Last Shark Standing

    RamJam vs Usain Kingston

    Although Ramjam isn't a shark, he had no problem having this Last Man Standing match booked with Shark in the title. What he failed to read was the 2 stipulations Kingston added!

    It is a Last Man Standing match where the count is to 150, not 10! To make matters worse for the Jamster, it is for his #1 contendership for the Hardcore championship at Furniture Frenzy!

    APW Hardcore Championship

    Gulf of Arizona


    Ryan 'The Freak' Wells vs A mystery debuting man

    A play on of the horrible Gulf of Mexico match Punk and Chavo had, it will surely spill out of the arena and hopefully to some place wet or they will be wrestling for a stupid amount of time! Can Ryan become the first to retain this title?

    5-on-5-on-5 Elimination Tag Team triple threat match

    Team Bunny vs Team Kitty have fought for the past year! Which team will prove they're the dominent force in EWN!

    That was the case until Team Shark appeared from nowhere and now they want to prove they're the best team!

    Team Bunny:
    D-Boy, El Drunko, Johnny Hot, Malcolm Cage and VHX

    Team Kitty:
    JJJ, #, ???, Alex Kidd and Mustachio

    Team Shark:

    Kingston, ???, Matthew Black, Christ Diamond and AJ Dixon

    Get ready to see the debuting men in this 1!

    APW World Championship


    El Drunko vs ???

    He did it! He defeated Van Hooligan X! But can he continue this drinking pattern and find a way to retain?

  7. #507
    Fatality Sequence... LGTSS!!



    El Drunko = Mejor Del Mundo!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tomsta666 View Post
    Fatality Sequence... LGTSS!!



    El Drunko = Mejor Del Mundo!!!
    Usain Kingston: What the hell man?! Shouldn't you be at Survivor Series?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Tomsta666 View Post
    Fatality Sequence... LGTSS!!



    El Drunko = Mejor Del Mundo!!!
    Tom, you are doing it right!
    #BeJelly


  10. #510
    Quote Originally Posted by Tomsta666 View Post
    Fatality Sequence... LGTSS!!



    El Drunko = Mejor Del Mundo!!!


    # = Yellow Dog(Barry Windman)



    JJJ= Gillberg

    Rest in Peace Eva "Ezra"


    ^
    ah, Renee Young


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