The final card:
Well first off allow me to say that not ever match I thought up made it, although dumb matches I do have to follow some basic rules and having too many matches is 1. A few of you will be in 2 matches but that's because of the match that Dennis and EHC wanted to have. It's all in good fun anyway.
Straight jacket match
JJJ vs #
The 2 former Jobberweight (Now Hardcore title) champions have decided to see who truly is the better person. How will they win? Haven't got the foggiest.
APW International Championship
Malcolm Cage vs Gaileo
Fresh off beaten Shining Light in 8 minutes exactly, will Cage be able to overcome the odds and retain? A little sidenote for this match. More people may be added to this 1.
Cory Urban vs ???
Once again we don't know who he will face, but 1 thing is for sure. Washington DC STILL isn't the same...Still undefeated. Clear to say, he's your man.
APW Tag Team Championships
Hot Dinner 4 Kidz vs Smog Monster and Chainz
The only team to ever retain the titles will look to work that dinner arrangement one more time! Inb4 Giddy changes tag team partners...again...Sidenote: Other teams could be added to this match-up as well.
KSIOlaShaziBT vs Ivanhoe Heskey
Imagine a blindfold match but with everyone involved. The wrestlers will wrestle in pitch black darkness. We could be in for a long match folks!
APW Womens Championship
Ash Attack vs No-one at all again in a Punjabi Prison match
Having survived a buried alive match and other punishing matches that literally pushed her to no limit whatsoever. Can Ash overcome 2 wooden walls?!
Last Shark Standing
RamJam vs Usain Kingston
Although Ramjam isn't a shark, he had no problem having this Last Man Standing match booked with Shark in the title. What he failed to read was the 2 stipulations Kingston added!
It is a Last Man Standing match where the count is to 150, not 10! To make matters worse for the Jamster, it is for his #1 contendership for the Hardcore championship at Furniture Frenzy!
APW Hardcore Championship
Gulf of Arizona
Ryan 'The Freak' Wells vs A mystery debuting man
A play on of the horrible Gulf of Mexico match Punk and Chavo had, it will surely spill out of the arena and hopefully to some place wet or they will be wrestling for a stupid amount of time! Can Ryan become the first to retain this title?
5-on-5-on-5 Elimination Tag Team triple threat match
Team Bunny vs Team Kitty have fought for the past year! Which team will prove they're the dominent force in EWN!
That was the case until Team Shark appeared from nowhere and now they want to prove they're the best team!
D-Boy, El Drunko, Johnny Hot, Malcolm Cage and VHX
JJJ, #, ???, Alex Kidd and Mustachio
Kingston, ???, Matthew Black, Christ Diamond and AJ Dixon
Get ready to see the debuting men in this 1!
APW World Championship
El Drunko vs ???
He did it! He defeated Van Hooligan X! But can he continue this drinking pattern and find a way to retain?