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  1. #491
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    *Insert Jaws theme here*


    Creative Member of RTE
     

    EWNCW:
    Van Darius

    TWE/RTE:

    Van Darius:
    *TWE/RTE Champion (9/23/12 - 2/14/14)

    IWA:
    Ivan Draymen
    Van Darius
    *IWA Endurance Champion (4/28/13 - 8/4/13)

    WWE:
    * Sheamus (US Champion 1/20/13 - )
    * Rob Van Dam

    Dream Team Invitational:
    *The Vandals (w/ Van Hooligan X)


  2. #492
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    Darius: For too long I have sat backed and watch this ... place ... Prosper. You people make fools of yourselves and this industry. Those who work hard and take this business seriously are sickened by this so called federation! APW needs to be cleansed, APW needs a true warrior, a champion. It is time for me to join APW and show you ...

    BAM!


    Darius is cracked over the head with a bag pipe and he drops to the ground. The camera pans up to see a man wearing a kilt standing tall over Darius.


    Di O'Bolic: Oh no ye'don't, y'good'fer nothin' twit! Y'ain't comin' here and stealin' all'da spotlight! Y'can drag yer'toosh back to IWA 'er wherever the hell yer'supposed'ta be!


    Di O'Bolic grabs Darius by the heels and drags him down the hall, then lifts him up and puts him into a large cardboard box. O'Bolic then tapes the box shut and presses a stamp down onto the top of the box which reads "To IWA". A mailman then comes and takes the box away.


    Di O'Bolic: A'righty then; That arsehole is taken care'f! My name is Di O'Bolic and I'mere to win all'de gold!


    Creative Member of RTE
     

    EWNCW:
    Van Darius

    TWE/RTE:

    Van Darius:
    *TWE/RTE Champion (9/23/12 - 2/14/14)

    IWA:
    Ivan Draymen
    Van Darius
    *IWA Endurance Champion (4/28/13 - 8/4/13)

    WWE:
    * Sheamus (US Champion 1/20/13 - )
    * Rob Van Dam

    Dream Team Invitational:
    *The Vandals (w/ Van Hooligan X)


  3. #493
    Quote Originally Posted by Vandarius View Post
    Darius: For too long I have sat backed and watch this ... place ... Prosper. You people make fools of yourselves and this industry. Those who work hard and take this business seriously are sickened by this so called federation! APW needs to be cleansed, APW needs a true warrior, a champion. It is time for me to join APW and show you ...

    BAM!


    Darius is cracked over the head with a bag pipe and he drops to the ground. The camera pans up to see a man wearing a kilt standing tall over Darius.


    Di O'Bolic: Oh no ye'don't, y'good'fer nothin' twit! Y'ain't comin' here and stealin' all'da spotlight! Y'can drag yer'toosh back to IWA 'er wherever the hell yer'supposed'ta be!


    Di O'Bolic grabs Darius by the heels and drags him down the hall, then lifts him up and puts him into a large cardboard box. O'Bolic then tapes the box shut and presses a stamp down onto the top of the box which reads "To IWA". A mailman then comes and takes the box away.


    Di O'Bolic: A'righty then; That arsehole is taken care'f! My name is Di O'Bolic and I'mere to win all'de gold!
    Someone walks up behind # and knocks him over the head then runs off. # gets up after a minute then takes a mic out of his shorts

    #: @APW y u do dat? Y am I talking likes this? LOL, @nomoretourettesnow

    Rest in Peace Eva "Ezra"


    ^
    ah, Renee Young


  4. #494
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    Fatality Sequence

    The official Fatality Sequence song!


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    Quote Originally Posted by VanHooliganX View Post
    The official Fatality Sequence song!

    CJ: It was me who wrote this song you know! Had to change a few of the lyrics though...

    I see many of kids
    Naked with shit skids
    I want to groom
    And tear them a new anus with a broom

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shining Light View Post
    CJ: It was me who wrote this song you know! Had to change a few of the lyrics though...

    I see many of kids
    Naked with shit skids
    I want to groom
    And tear them a new anus with a broom

    Usain Kingston: I'm really disappointed in you CJ. I expected better of you. The Usainiacs aren't impressed either.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Shaz11 View Post
    Usain Kingston: I'm really disappointed in you CJ. I expected better of you. The Usainiacs aren't impressed either.
    You don't want the Usainiacs to unite either... There are tens of us.
    #BeJelly


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    To celebrate 50 pages... I made an APW logo. Maybe Van uses it, maybe he doesn't. Either way, it exists.


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    Looks good haha


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    Diamond: BLEURRGGGGHHHHHH!




     
    Chris Diamond
    IWA Endurance Champion
    3/12/13-

    Antonio Rizzo
    Chaos Roster member

    Head of IWA Chaos

    Wade Barrett
    Former Member of the United Kingdom stable

    Daniel Bryan
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