The final card:
Well first off allow me to say that not ever match I thought up made it, although dumb matches I do have to follow some basic rules and having too many matches is 1. A few of you will be in 2 matches but that's because of the match that Dennis and EHC wanted to have. It's all in good fun anyway.
Straight jacket match
JJJ vs #
The 2 former Jobberweight (Now Hardcore title) champions have decided to see who truly is the better person. How will they win? Haven't got the foggiest.
APW International Championship
Malcolm Cage vs Gaileo
Fresh off beaten Shining Light in 8 minutes exactly, will Cage be able to overcome the odds and retain? A little sidenote for this match. More people may be added to this 1.
Cory Urban vs ???
Once again we don't know who he will face, but 1 thing is for sure. Washington DC STILL isn't the same...Still undefeated. Clear to say, he's your man.
APW Tag Team Championships
Hot Dinner 4 Kidz vs Smog Monster and Chainz
The only team to ever retain the titles will look to work that dinner arrangement one more time! Inb4 Giddy changes tag team partners...again...Sidenote: Other teams could be added to this match-up as well.
KSIOlaShaziBT vs Ivanhoe Heskey
Imagine a blindfold match but with everyone involved. The wrestlers will wrestle in pitch black darkness. We could be in for a long match folks!
APW Womens Championship
Ash Attack vs No-one at all again in a Punjabi Prison match
Having survived a buried alive match and other punishing matches that literally pushed her to no limit whatsoever. Can Ash overcome 2 wooden walls?!
Last Shark Standing
RamJam vs Usain Kingston
Although Ramjam isn't a shark, he had no problem having this Last Man Standing match booked with Shark in the title. What he failed to read was the 2 stipulations Kingston added!
It is a Last Man Standing match where the count is to 150, not 10! To make matters worse for the Jamster, it is for his #1 contendership for the Hardcore championship at Furniture Frenzy!
APW Hardcore Championship
Gulf of Arizona
Ryan 'The Freak' Wells vs A mystery debuting man
A play on of the horrible Gulf of Mexico match Punk and Chavo had, it will surely spill out of the arena and hopefully to some place wet or they will be wrestling for a stupid amount of time! Can Ryan become the first to retain this title?
Team Bunny vs Team Kitten
Your traditional survivor series match up. You've seen this bullshit in gif and quote form many times! This will settle it for a whole year. D-boy and JJJ have chosen who they think should rep them.
Van Hooligan X
A strong line-up indeed. 3 current champions and 2 former champions in APW. No doubt Team Kitten have the men to rival that team.
JJJ (Captain, plus you're correct in thinking he's fighting the guy he chose first)
??? (The mystery debuting man against Ryan Wells.)
Mustachio (His debut!)
Welp, interesting team. Oh yeah, I forgot to mention. Shining Light will be the special guest ref!
APW World Championship
El Drunko vs ???
He did it! He defeated Van Hooligan X! But can he continue this drinking pattern and find a way to retain?