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    Black Ninja! Shaz11's Avatar
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    APW is gonna get rocked...


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    *Shining is stood in CJ's office*

    Shining: I'm telling you now, you've got to fire Malcolm Cage. The guy's a thief!

    CJ: What makes you say that?

    Shining: He stole my title for fucks sake! Why doesn't anyone believe me?

    CJ: I believe

    Shining: You believe what?

    CJ: I believe that children are the future. Teach them well and let them lead the way.

    Shining: What the fuck are you on about?

    CJ: Listen here Shin, because I'm about to do something I'm gonna regret

    *CJ takes off his belt and begins to slowly pull down his trousers. Shining's facial expression turns to that of complete shock as he realises what CJ is about to do*

    Shining: Oh God no...

    CJ: I'm sorry Shin

    Shining: CJ... CJ plz

    CJ: Forgive me

    Shining: No CJ... DON'T DROP THAT DERKA DURK!

    *CJ begins to twerk*

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    Quote Originally Posted by eyehatecena View Post
    JJJ:

    Crying

    Stop it, stop it! You meanie head. And no, I will beat you once again. I'mm JJJ, I will defy the odds once more and I will whip your hiney so bad you will scream for me
    Wells: What did you say bitch? You need an ass-whooping right now? HUH? I'll beat the shit out of you now and at the PPV, they'll hand me the title because of forfeit!
    Ryan Wells:

    - Former JBW TV Champion
    - Former EWNCW Evolution Champion
    - Former Undisputed BWA Grand Champion
    (w/ Gillz)

    Xavier Hightower:


    - Former RTE Tag Team Champion
    (w/ Kaige Chamberlain)


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    Giant Cage of Smelliness preview

    Actual preview time people.

    I'll be honest and a lot of the dumb matches I thought up just didn't really go with this gimmick PPV, so I've got a few good ones lined up but not until other PPVs...Sorry.

    However I can now reveal the order and matches types!

    APW Womens Championship

    What better way to open a PPV with no ability to hype or logic as to why 2 PPVs are 1 week a part than with only Womens division!

    Buried Alive match

    Ash Attack vs No-One

    Ash will literally be fighting for her life a long with her title reign. Does she have what it takes to literally walk to the grave and pull a lever to beat no-one whatsoever?! APW is very proud to open the show with our first Buried Alive match.

    Cory Urban vs ???

    The undefeated 1 will be out again against someone random, can he continue this streak?

    APW Jobberweight Championship

    Last Man Standing
    (The count is to #1 instead of #10 however)

    JJJ vs Ryan 'The Freak' Wells

    Arguably 1 of APWs biggest ever feuds (Cause we've only ever had like 3 others) comes to and end in dramatic fashion! Can JJJ, fresh off not only his second win...But his biggest ever victory...defeat Ryan? Or will Ryan finally silence his critics?

    Selling match

    Ali Kazam vs DJ vs Chainz vs Steve

    Does it get any bigger than this? The answer is yes, don't be stupid. These 4 men will be poked in the chest and the last 1 selling is declared the winner!

    APW Quint-Nation Championship

    Malcolm Cage vs ???

    [Insert hype here. Mentioning the Shining Light feud and how he won it and if he will retain it.]

    Steel Cage (Enter only)

    Carlos Alberto Ramon vs Matthew Black vs Smog Monster vs Ivanhoe Heskey

    3 men. 1 Smog. 1 cage. The first to climb into the ring becomes the victor!

    APW Tag Team Championship

    Johnny Hot vs Alex Kidd vs ???

    Now that JH has chosen a partner finally, we might be able to have a tag team match!

    Shark Cage match

    Gaileo vs Usain Kingston

    APWs first Underwater based match. These 2 men will fight it out in 1 of those very small cages with shark swimming around them.

    APW World Championship


    Van Hooligan X vs ???

    Someone beat this dickhead already...Please.

  5. #205
    Quote Originally Posted by VanHooliganX View Post
    APW World Championship

    Van Hooligan X vs ???

    Someone beat this dickhead already...Please.
    El Drunko - El muchacho del cartel, estará listo esta vez! ninguno de sus trucos disimulados! Coño!

  6. #206
    Quote Originally Posted by Tomsta666 View Post
    El Drunko - El muchacho del cartel, estará listo esta vez! ninguno de sus trucos disimulados! Coño!
    Kidd: Are you Mexican or Spanish?

  7. #207
    Quote Originally Posted by pauadrian View Post
    Kidd: Are you Mexican or Spanish?

    El Drunko - Yo soy el traductor de google ... ish!

    OOC - It makes more sense to the character, if it doesn't translate properly. Like this ^

  8. #208
    Quote Originally Posted by Tomsta666 View Post
    El Drunko - Yo soy el traductor de google ... ish!

    OOC - It makes more sense to the character, if it doesn't translate properly. Like this ^
    Kidd: Must be Mexican then, we all know that Mexican spanish is the correct spanish.

  9. #209
    JJJ: I am so proud of AshAttack for her win at the last PPV and I know she will again overcome the odds in her next match. As for Ryan Wells, its the end of the line for you, I will slap you silly, I will beat you off, and I will pin you after I hit you with my Jackhammer

    Rest in Peace Eva "Ezra"


    ^
    ah, Renee Young


  10. #210
    Quote Originally Posted by pauadrian View Post
    Kidd: Must be Mexican then, we all know that Mexican spanish is the correct spanish.
    jajaja! Pensé que tú Mexi-coños estaban orgullosos de su historia?


    ¡Viva España! ¡Viva Franco ... esperar qué?

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