Wheres the option for injuring himself on the way to the arena?
Getting Changed Backstage?
During His Entrance?
Climbing Into The Ring?
Suffer From Eye Strain Since He's Not Seen This Many Fans In Awhile?
Patting Himself On The Back Afterwards?
"Bring a knife to a fist fight, a gun to a knife fight, and a M134 to anything else."
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