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    Funny Shit The EWN Says

    I'm starting a thread where we can put all of the funny stuff that gets said around here. I'll start it with this gem from Bodom on why wrestlers seem to be gaining weight:
    Quote Originally Posted by Bodom View Post
    Matt Hardy quit so there's more food in catering now?
    Feel free to add quotes you find humorous.



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    To quote myself:
    "Why should you never ride with Vince Russo at the wheel?
    Because he's constantly swerving."

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    Whoever it is that said "Cena is the f***ing man"
    I'd rather have nothing than have a lie.

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    any pic ipits puts on

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Brown One View Post
    To quote myself:
    "Why should you never ride with Vince Russo at the wheel?
    Because he's constantly swerving."
    This is the best joke ever. Usually jokes over the internet don't make me laugh out loud like I just did to this one.
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    I'm liking the way you think, Mr.Wolf!

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    Gotta love Mountain Dew:
    Quote Originally Posted by RomanFlare View Post
    "If semen tasted like Mountain Dew Code Red, I'd be the world's biggest homosexual manwhore."



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    The Rock has come BACK to the EWN:
    Quote Originally Posted by daverende5 View Post
    And I Quote:

    IT DOES"NT MATTER WHAT YOU THINK OF ZACK RYDER POSTING UGLY FANS THAT WEAR HIS T-SHIRTS!

    Know your role, and shut your mouth, cause The Rock is gonna take his size 14 boot, lube it up real good, turn that sumbitch sideways, and stick it straight up your candy ass,
    Thereafter The Rock is gonna do to you exactly what he does best, and that's layeth the smacketdown on your roody poo candy ass!
    And finally you're going home with The Rock's (other) black boot shuffed right up your ass!
    If you smeeeeeeelalalalou, what The Rock is cooking! (Followed by the people's eyebrow):




    (sorry guys, I couldn't hold myself )



    Jman

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    Worked for IWA, EWNCW, HWA, SWA,
    JBW, EWA, ICW, and AWF

    EWN E-Fedding Hall of Famer

    A proud member of the EWN E-Fedding Community




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    I'm sure I've said a few things, I'm sure many of you have done so as well... I just don't have the time to scour EWN right now lol... actually, I prety much never have the time.

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