Originally Posted by little.Jimmy
Rob Van Dam makes a shocking return and throws his weed in Cena's face, for some reason making Cena blind. RVD rolls him up, and gets a two count. Vince Russo comes running down, Chokeslams RVD and Cena and the ref (at the same time) then proceeding to claim that he's King of The World. Undertaker then rises from the dead, conjures a grave, and attempts to tombstone Russo into it, but Vinnie Ru hits a Hurracanrana, buries Taker alive, and retains for the next 23 years, until a 94 year old Hulk Hogan legdrops him, beats him and has a heart attack, thus forfeiting the title. John Cena (blind) comes back and tries to pin Hulk, but ends up pinning the ref, who kicks out at two, and pins Hogan. This ref (Earl Hebner Jr. Jr.) runs away with the Title to bring it to the mastermind behind this clusterfuck....Earl Hebner, Senior!