#WWEIsBoring is brilliant! Hahaha! To be honest, as it's been said, the lazy, safe and predictable creative (or MAJOR lack-there-of) direction has made WWE incredibly stale! WWE sucks, and I have been a huge life-long fan. Now I'm slowly converting to TNA. They know what they're doing. But this isn't a rant about TNA.
Wrestlemania build-up has been horrible. So many of my friends who are, like me, major WWE fans have said out of frustration that they will not be purchasing Wrestlemania.
Personally, I remain a little optimistic. Here's how WWE could save 'Mania:
Wade Barrett vs. The Miz: I'd have The Miz win the Title to solidify the rivalry. This way, 'Mania's "pre-show" can kick-off to a shocking start.
Tons of Funk, Cameron and Naomi vs. Rhodes Scholars & Bella Twins: Team Rhodes Scholars & Bellas win in record time. End this match ASAP.
Team Hell No vs. Dolph Ziggler & Big E. Langston: New WWE Hall of Famer Booker T announces this match will now be a Tag Team Battle Royale match, featuring The Uso Brothers, Epico & Primo, PrimeTime Players, two members of 3MB, Tons of Funk, Team Rhodes Scholars, and Zack Ryder and Santino Marella. Ziggler and Big E. win the match, when Kane accidentally eliminates Daniel Bryan, causing Bryan to turn heel and apply the No! Lock to Kane.
AJ Lee vs. Kaitlyn: AJ Lee wins, adding more gold to her group.
Chris Jericho vs. Fandango: United States Champion Antonio Cesaro talks to Vickie Guerrero and Brad Maddox backstage about not having a match. Jericho walks in. Cesaro is still angry about the loss on Raw. Maddox and Guerrero add Cesaro to the match and makes it a Triple-Threat Match for The United States Championship. Fandago ultimately wins, having the biggest debut in WWE History; at 'Mania by winning the US Championship.
Undertaker vs. CM Punk: Undertaker wins. 'Nuff said.
Jack Swagger w/Zeb Colter vs. Alberto Del Rio w/Ricardo Rodriguez: Before the match begins, Dolph Ziggler makes his appearance and says that he is cashing in and wants to prove, finally, that he belongs in the main event of 'Mania by adding himself to the match and beating both men fairly. Ricardo Rodriguez shockingly turns on Del Rio by hitting him with a crutch. He takes off his shirt and suit and reveals a "We The People" Jack Swagger T-Shirt. He screams to Del Rio that he is sick of taking beatings for him. Just as Swagger is about to make the pin, Ziggler hit the Zig-Zag and becomes new World Heavyweight Champion. Ziggler, Big E. and AJ Lee hold "all" the gold!
The Shield vs. The Big Celtic Vipers (Big Show, Sheamus & Randy Orton): Shield takes out Show, leaving Orton and Sheamus. Orton hits the RKO on Sheamus and leaves. Shield win 'Big' as Wrestlemania.
Brock Lesnar w/Paul Heyman vs. Triple H w/Shawn Michaels: HBK superkicks Heyman, then Lesnar. HHH catches Lesnar with a pedigree. HHH wins! (Surprised?).
The Rock vs. John Cena: The Ref is down and out. Cena and Rock stand across from each other. The Shield interfere. As they surround The Rock and Cena, who are ready to fight side-by-side, they enter and just attack The Rock. Cena stands watching in the corner, expressionless. Shield revive Ref. Cena pins The Rock for a two count. Cena, surrounded by a supportive Shield, hits the AA on The Rock and becomes new WWE Champion. Cena becomes the new WWE Champion and reveals himself to be the the leader of The Shield. So begins Cena's first Heel WWE Championship title reign.
P.S. Vince McMahon is now on Twitter. Think WWE has become lackluster?? Join Twitter and GIVE HIM ABUSE!