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    explaining wrestling to girls

    Today I had the displeasure of explaining why I like wrestling to A girl I like ...I had to quickly move on from the conversation to stop seeming like a nerd and weird haha. Anyone got any funny stories of explaining liking wrestling to girls ? Friends ? family ? Teachers ?
    I wish I was sad and lonely enough to spam hate

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    Once told a friend, as their reply to the old classic "Its fake."

    "True, but can YOU fake wrestling?"

    "I don't wanna fake wrestling."




    The higher I go, the crookeder it becomes.

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    Keep it a secret. Your chances of getting laid improve 1000%.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Robstar View Post
    Keep it a secret. Your chances of getting laid improve 1000%.
    Not according to that recent stream of WWE commercials.


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    Quote Originally Posted by K2Jelly View Post
    Not according to that recent stream of WWE commercials.
    They have commercials? We don't get them here.



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    In my last year of school we had to make a company for our economics class. Mine was NGEW, Next Generation Extreme Wrestling, I did a thirty minute presentation about the finances and future plans and then got to have 15 minutes of an entire classroom grilling me about why I like wrestling and me explaining the difference between fake and scripted.
    When the Devil is to busy
    And Death's a bit to much
    They call on me by name you see, for my special touch

    To the gentleman I'm Ms. Forture
    To the ladies I'm Sir Prize
    But call me by any name, any way it's all the same


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    Quote Originally Posted by Robstar View Post
    Keep it a secret. Your chances of getting laid improve 1000%.
    This is true to the point where it's not even funny. I honestly believe sometimes that wrestling fans are less accepted in society than suicide bombers.


    Benny The Ball's Teddy is here to fuck you up...

    ...and then steal your girl!

    #BennysTeddy

     

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    Quote Originally Posted by Robstar View Post
    Keep it a secret. Your chances of getting laid improve 1000%.
    Lol! That's 1000% not true! I can personally attest to that!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tommy Thunder View Post
    Lol! That's 1000% not true! I can personally attest to that!
    I have no idea where you are finding sexual partners Tommy and judging by this comment, I don't want to know. I can imagine the quality.



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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyTheBall View Post
    This is true to the point where it's not even funny. I honestly believe sometimes that wrestling fans are less accepted in society than suicide bombers.
    Most of the people you find in attendance at wrestling shows should have their breeding privileges revoked.
    I'd rather have nothing than have a lie.

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