Only problem with the Del Rio flag scenario is it would have to be burnt afterwards.
The higher I go, the crookeder it becomes.
When the Devil is to busy
And Death's a bit to much
They call on me by name you see, for my special touch
To the gentleman I'm Ms. Forture
To the ladies I'm Sir Prize
But call me by any name, any way it's all the same
Hey.. I'm not telling you anything that you don't already know.