"I'm from Winnipeg, you idiot!" - Chris Jericho
"Enough is Enough and it's time for a change!" - Owen Hart
"I'll give you a show that you've never seen before. Why? Because I can." - Shawn Michaels
"What I'd like to have right now is for all you fat, out of shape, San Francisco sweathogs to keep the noise down while I take my robe off and show all the ladies what a real man is supposed to look like." - Rick Rude
"INDEED!" - Funaki
"DAMN!" - Ron Simmons
"Hey, I drank milk that was a day past the expiration date, now that is extreme!" - Kurt Angle
"Your Olympic Hero is scheduled to wrestle in a match against the man they call the 'Big Red Retard'. And not that I have anything against retarded people, because I don't. As a matter of fact, I have a lot of retarded fans out there that admire and respect your Olympic Champion." - Kurt Angle
"You left a few things so I brought you a box of your stuff. And since it's your box, appropriately, it's quite large." - Triple H to Stephanie McMahon
"The only reason you were WWE Champion for almost a year was because Triple H didn't want to work Tuesdays!"- Paul Heyman to JBL
"I can only have so many maids, I can only have so many gardeners." -JBL
"That's why I kicked your leg out of your leg" - Owen Hart
"...Even a 747 looks small when you fly it into the Grand Canyon" Triple H, in reply to Stephanie
"Also, Hot Topics is looking for their belt, you might wanna give it back to them, but I digress." - Matt Morgan to Jeff Hardy on the Immortal Heavyweight belt.
"RVD 420 means I just smoked your ass!" - Rob Van Dam
"God created the Heavens, he created the Earth! He created all the Hulkamaniac! Then, he created a set of 24-inch pythons, BROTHA!!" - Hulk Hogan
"She's had more hands on her than a doorknob" - The Bodydonnas on Sunny.
"Now, speaking of sore-losers, how fitting is it that we are in the capital city of sore-losers, Buffalo, New York! Now, I'm talking, Superbowls, Stanley Cup Finals, O.J.! It 'so' doesn't get more depressing than right here." - Christian.
"Kick him when he's down, he's easier to reach." - Scott Hall
"This crowd is letting Kurt know that he sucks. Just in case he had forgotten." - Jim Ross
"I don't have 30 days and 30 nights, to show you why all the hoochies say there's nothing finer than Scott Steiner, but all I need is one night to have your wife call me for the rest of her life, the big bad booty daddy, so this goes to all my freaks out there, Big Poppa Pump is your hook up, hollar if you hear me." - Scott Steiner
"Why put off kicking somebody's *ss next week when I can do it right now." - The Undertaker
"It doesn't make you bad losing to Rob Van Dam... it just makes you like everybody else." -- Rob Van Dam
"This leg will be known as Christmas, and this leg will be known as New Year's! So ladies, why don't you all come visit the Big Valbowski between the holidays?" - Val Venis
"Win if you can, lose if you must, but ALWAYS cheat!" - Jesse Ventura
"Is that Paul Bearer's face or did his butt grow a nose?" - Jerry Lawler on Paul Bearer
"[Sunny] didn't make a fool out of Phineas -- God beat her to that." - Jerry Lawler
"Do you know what Tori said the first time she saw Kane naked? 'Well I guess this makes me the early bird'..." Jerry 'The King' Lawler
"You know, Alundra Blayze, with her looks could star in a T.V. western--if she had two more legs!" - Jerry Lawler (God, I miss this Lawler)
"You never really know a woman till you meet her in court." - Jerry Lawler
"Helen Hart is so old, she remembers when the Dead Sea was sick." - Jerry Lawler.
"The only reason Jake 'The Snake' Roberts doesn't drink and drive anymore is because he is afraid he might hit a bump and spill his drink." - Jerry Lawler.
"Helen Hart once got her tongue stuck in the toaster trying to make french toast." - Jerry Lawler
"Helen Hart is so old, she's the only person i know who has an autographed copy of the Bible"... Jerry Lawler