People I want to kill.
1) Anyone who leaves one rasher of bacon in the packet.
2) Shops that charge more than what is acceptable for tea and coffee. I know how much they cost - I MAKE THEM ALL THE FUCKING TIME!
3) People who thinks that indicators are optional extras on cars.
4) Bus drivers.
5) People who think it's acceptable to have chips with a full English and then call it "Brunch."
6) People who say "text-es."
7) The wank pot in the coffee shop who in the year he has been in the queue, still hasn't decided what he wants when he gets to the counter.
8) People who seem to use more than one card at the ATM.
9) Anyone with bad hygiene.
10) An advocate of hydrotherapy, are you? You're on the fucking list. It's water, for fuck's sake.
I'll stop now, but I will be adding to this on a regular basis.