I started reading when the thread was closed, and that was great, but Ape sending a mail to that Law Firm was priceless. Absolutely. There's been some hilarious shit around, but this one has beaten them all.
I propose that the rules of the site should have the following:
1) Unless you are Stephen Hawking himself or have an intellect like his (and believe us, you have not), you don't mess with Iron Ape.
1.1) However, if you want to give the rest of the users a laugh and look like a fool, we encourage you to do mess with Iron Ape.
This thread is all kinds of awesome.