Jesus, this thread has been half full of post whoring. That's like 30 minutes of my life I'll never get back.
Anyhoo, If I were a sitcom character I'd be Goober off of the Andy Griffith Show or maybe the half retarded brother in law off of according to Jim.
If there are any skeezy/creepy perverts on a sitcom, I'd definitely be them as well. Giggity