ECW European Junior Heavyweight Title – The Dirt Bike Kid returns only to point out the fact that he held this belt. Quickly, our Wrestling Savior’s music hits, Maddox disposes of the hideous creature, and wins a belt that hasn’t been spoken of since 1996.
ECW Tag Team Titles (by himself) – Mike Tenay makes reference to Bully Ray’s 20+ Tag title reigns one too many times. Maddox proceeds to show up at the TNA “Hardcore Justice 2.0” show and beat the crap out of Devon and Bully. He calls VKM and tells him to get the belts out, dust them off, and ship them to Florida. After a 3 hour beat down, VKM personally hands the belts to Dixie Carter, who in turn hands them to Maddox. Maddox finishes the assault by power bombing both men (at the same time mind you) through a flaming, thumbtack covered, barbed wire wrapped table; from the roof of the Impact Zone. TNA scored their highest PPV buy rate of all time and Maddox walks out after slapping Dixie for resigning Hulk Hogan to a 4 year contract.
ECW Television Title – RVD walks out on RAW to the ovation of the crowd. He calls down Maddox and hands him the belt, and proceeds to put him over in that “stoned tone” that only RVD can carry. Maddox takes the belt, slaps RVD, and verbally lashes him for showing up to RAW stoned as it is a PG show now. RVD soon checks into a rehabilitation center with Dr. Drew and begins his crusade against the horrors of Marijuana, fully accrediting Maddox for saving his life.
ECW Title – Terry Funk returns to WWE television after being asked to be included in the WWE Hall of Fame. The old Funker declines the offer with his reason being that there is one final match he must have. Maddox hits the ring and challenges the Funker for the title at Extreme Rules with the stipulation that each seat for the event costs 1 million dollars. The event is sold out (97,872 seats total, not including the $500,000 admission to the parking lot) before Maddox can finish saying “million” and the match they have goes down as being the greatest match that was ever witnessed; it even resulted in Dave Meltzer dying from an epileptic seizure of awesomeness. WWE can finally afford to fully staff and launch its new network – OMU: Our Maddox Universe.
FTW World Heavyweight Title – Taz is called out by Maddox for being the worst commentator that has ever spoken a word on air. Taz shows up the next week on WWE television and proceeds to botch his promo. Maddox heads out to the ring, holding the FTW title, and proceeds to assault Taz to the point that his larynx is destroyed and he can no longer speak into a microphone, but soon learns sign language and becomes the color commentator for the “sign language announce team” on RAW; to which is also known to screw commentary up.