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    Chuck Norris Facts

    Let's hear them Chuck Norris Facts! And here's mine to start:

    They say the Mayan calender has predicted the end of the world, that the world has run it's course, that is true, because they had a feeling Chuck Norris will choose that date to perform his ultimate karate chop.

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    Chuck Norris doesn't cry, his eyes sweat.
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    Chuck Norris is so tough that there is no chin under his beard, there is only another fist.


     





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    Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Santa, Santa believes in Chuck Norris.
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    The fear of spiders is called arachnaphobia, the fear of tight spaces is called chlaustraphobia, the fear of Chuck Norris is called LOGIC.


     





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    If Chuck Norris were an ice cream he would melt the spoon.
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    Chuck Norris died 20 years ago. Death just hasn't had the courage to tell him yet.

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    Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear rug in his living room, the bear ain't dead it's just afraid to move.


     





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    Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter.

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    Jeff Jarrett knows when Chuck Norris is thinking about him, because his chest starts hurting.

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