Personally, due to my looks, I'm a Satanist who sacrifices goats and rapes virgin girls.
As a Spanish, I sleep siesta (not true, only if I'm ill), I'm partying all day (only weekends), I like bullfights (hate them with a passion) and I am a Cath attending all kind of Eastern processions (no, thank you, they are boringand they just delay you when you're trying to go to the other side of the city, so you need to go earlier, later or stay home)
And as I speak Spanish, people think I eat burritosand tacos. Those are Mexican. Not Spanish, at all.