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  1. #101
    Quote Originally Posted by Dennis View Post
    I was wondering how long it was going to take someone to make this pun ... wasn't expecting it to be an attack on me though
    Quote Originally Posted by Destruction View Post
    1st to die: Aloisick
    The person who runs upstairs instead of out the door: Tommy Thunder *to save his sheep *
    The killer: BODOM!
    The accomplice: Destruction - I was finally his friend! *IT'S GONNA HAPPEN DAMMIT!*
    The one who doesn’t have a clue: Magglis *he doesn't own a TV - so he can't watch this film*
    The person who hides in the closet: Robstar *he's been in the closet his whole life, so *
    The one who saves the day: DESTRUCTION! *face turn FTW*
    I made the joke first! I get the credit!

    Quote Originally Posted by Darkside Ron Garvin View Post
    Heres mine

    1st to die: Awesome Bomb - Take out the one who post the most random things so no one actually notices

    The person who runs upstairs instead of out the door: Shaz - Had to grab his Nokia AND find his iPod
    The killer: Destruction - Kids these days are just nuts!
    The accomplice: Frank - Apt Pupil style baby!
    The one who doesn’t have a clue: akbar - Too busy reading news articles and watching movie to care about it
    The person who hides in the closet: Wade Barrett 1979 - after discovering the mutilated body of TDA in his lawn, he is sent into a panic
    The one who saves the day: SilverGhost - Shows up when it's crucial to prove that he's the voice of sanity amongst the EWN
    Me and Frank working together!

    And to kill you all!

  2. #102
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    Quote Originally Posted by Darkside Ron Garvin View Post
    This is also known as "Idiot with a dick" syndrome in which guys will compromise themselves due to the fact that their penis might get a little hard... Even if there is no reasonable chance for any other payoff outside of self-gratification.
    ....not restricted to the internet...



  3. #103
    Quote Originally Posted by Robstar View Post
    ....not restricted to the internet...

    Nope, only to those with that little hangy flap of skin between the legs... It goes past the net, skin color, sexual preference, or religious beliefs and falls solely on those who have the ability to get an erection...


    Quote Originally Posted by akbar View Post
    I'd rather masturbate to your picture of Carnage.

    Quote Originally Posted by B-MCINTYRE View Post
    DRG hates everyone

  4. #104
    Quote Originally Posted by TheDevilsAdvocate View Post
    1st to die: SilverGhost. If the killer was a girl he would die due to GOTRS.

    The person who runs upstairs instead of out the door: Jose, considering if he had too much to drink.

    The killer: Iron Ape.

    The accomplice: Grandma Ape.

    The one who doesn’t have a clue: Bodom.

    The person who hides in the closet: R Kelly

    The one who saves the day: DarkSide Ron Garvin.
    Fucking loved that




    What Arsenal fans think about RVP moving to UTD:
    Quote Originally Posted by akbar View Post
    There is a difference between playing shit and being shit. You said I think RVP is shit, where I'm saying he'll play shit... His ability will still be there but it just won't have a bug effect on UTD.
    Oh akbar....

  5. #105
    Quote Originally Posted by AshleyPunk View Post
    It is
    Where is I?
    The second to die.

    I'm the guy in the back with the red wig.

     
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  6. #106
    Quote Originally Posted by magglis View Post
    Fucking loved that
    It was freaking genius

  7. #107
    Quote Originally Posted by AWrestlingGod View Post
    It was freaking genius
    Haha yes it was




    What Arsenal fans think about RVP moving to UTD:
    Quote Originally Posted by akbar View Post
    There is a difference between playing shit and being shit. You said I think RVP is shit, where I'm saying he'll play shit... His ability will still be there but it just won't have a bug effect on UTD.
    Oh akbar....

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    Quote Originally Posted by B-MCINTYRE View Post
    How dare you

    Besides....

    The first to die would be Steve Austin, nobody would care and the killer would go unnoticed until they killed their next victim.
    The person going upstairs would be drunkhose looking for a place to pass out..
    The killer is clearly Polly angry at the lack of world title around Cody Rhodes' waist.
    Robstar Would be the accomplice because he would do anything Polly asked of him.
    Tommy Thunder wouldn't have a clue and would be trying to protect Polly from the murderer...
    Dennis would stay in the closet where he always is
    and at the end of the day the knight in shining armor here to save the day would be SuperVanHooliganX
    *gulp* no pressure then :S

    To be fair like I'd be incredibly lazy trying to save half of you lol

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    1st to die: You.
    The person who runs upstairs instead of out the door: JJ
    The killer: The Clique. Those evil rapscallions!
    The accomplice: Bodom
    The one who doesn’t have a clue: Every banned person ever.
    The person who hides in the closet: Every WWE/TNA poster ever.
    The one who saves the day: Akbar

    1st to die: Tomsta
    The person who runs upstairs instead of out the door: Tomsta
    The killer: Drunken Tomsta
    The accomplice: The Smog Monster
    The one who doesn’t have a clue: Pretty much everyone ever but Tomsta
    The person who hides in the closet: Tomsta
    The one who saves the day: Middlesbrough FC

  10. #110
    Quote Originally Posted by VanHooliganX View Post
    *gulp* no pressure then :S

    To be fair like I'd be incredibly lazy trying to save half of you lol
    No worries... Every "good" horror flick has many deaths involved; EWN is no exception. As long as you kill the bad guy, you can let him knock off as many as you see fit


    Quote Originally Posted by akbar View Post
    I'd rather masturbate to your picture of Carnage.

    Quote Originally Posted by B-MCINTYRE View Post
    DRG hates everyone

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