Welcome to the magical land of ewrestlingnewstopia where we have soggy bottomed elfin nerds ready to do your every whim. You'll have fun here as long as you follow these simple rules.
1.)Don't look the nerds directly in the eyes as the feeling of confrontation will make them flee for their dear lives while urinating on themselves.
2.)Just assume that every man here is 6'8 and 280 lbs with blood of muratic acid and a stare that would make Superman weak in the knees because even though they are elfin nerds.....they are all internet tough guys.
Finally 3.) have fun and don't get out of line. We don't call each other names (outside of the efeds while in character) and just because someone's opinion is different than yours, it doesn't make them an "idiot", a "retard", or a "moron".
Here is your complimentary welcome from the Poot-Hair. Included with this welcome is an eWN hat, a lovely calendar with kittens, and an autographed 8x10 picture of Myself and Big "Dick" Johnson (the fat oily guy from wwe) in our leopard print thongs while covered in baby oil. I apologize for that picture being so slippery but hey..you can't be fat and oily without spreading the love.