IC: *with a mouth full of Copenhagen* Lookie here boys an' girls. Looks like I found me a new trailer park to call home. I see I'm left off the card for the first show, that's understandable. Big wigs don't want to put their fuckin' show horse out with these old mares an' swaybacks. *spits on the ground* Might as well go ahead an' put the Best In The World strap on me, I'm already the Best In The South, best believe this company was created for the Redneck Wreckin' Machine to showcase his talents. Y'all best buckle up boys an' girls, it's gonna be a bumpy ride for some of y'all.