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    Quote Originally Posted by chunkkynutzzz View Post
    **** Transmission suddenly comes back****

    *the Noise* shkkkk * shkkqqkk* Best in ..shkkk* World *shkkk*

    *Transmission is now focused and in the same Arena Blue was in*

    IC as Depri$e: Ball Sag Blue, was Here Talkin a Good Talk..Maybe The Best Talk in "The World"...pleasssee , This Mudafuka couldn't rip apart a plastic bag ,let alone an opponent. And the Big Headed dick sized clit havin pisces was right there with him by his side.

    Let me make sumthin Perfectly Clear, I'm Very Disrespectful. I Don't Care if U Don't like me, wouldn't want to do business with me. I Earn more then wat Duds around the locker room are worth. All The Dud's Backstage couldn't Keep up with me or my Bank Roll. I'ma be Beastin on these funny walkin twerp's for the Rest of my BITW Tenure.

    And Fact, I Got Personally Signed by The Boss to Make All You So-called Stars..Bright Stars in ya Big Air Filled Ego Head's, to Look Dim!

    Ima Stop a lot of the Shine that goes in the other matches ...Especially Main Event Matches and Put that Spotlight on Me by Force.

    Why? ....

    Because.
    I.
    Cannn!

    Best In The World, Greatest Athlete of All Time and Mr.eWrestling in The Flesh is
    The Now and Forever!!!!

    #$$$$$$ #Depri$eIsAlwaysRight

    No Need to Fuzz The Transmission, Just Cut The Scene!

    *Cut*
    *Archer Black sits in a secret surveillance room hidden deep within BITW, surrounded by monitors that provide the only light in the room. He watches the transmissions with interest, and a mischievous gleam shines in his eye as he looks on.

    Archer Black: Well, well, well... Looks like BITW is starting to get interesting. And my silly brother seems to do what he does best: run his mouth and make enemies. And this "Depri$e" guy... could be useful.

    *He takes out his phone and sends a message to Virgo Violet.*

    Archer Black: And now, brother... let's have a little fun.


    The Star Signs
    IWA - JBW - TWE - BITW

    Sagittarius Blue - 1st Ever JBW United States Champion

    #WhereIsPiscesPink

    WWE Fed...
    Kharma/Awesome Kong
    Lei'D Tapa, The Queen of the Rings
    Kenny King, The Prettyboy Pitbull


  2. #542
    Quote Originally Posted by scribbler_jones View Post
    *Archer Black sits in a secret surveillance room hidden deep within BITW, surrounded by monitors that provide the only light in the room. He watches the transmissions with interest, and a mischievous gleam shines in his eye as he looks on.

    Archer Black: Well, well, well... Looks like BITW is starting to get interesting. And my silly brother seems to do what he does best: run his mouth and make enemies. And this "Depri$e" guy... could be useful.

    *He takes out his phone and sends a message to Virgo Violet.*

    Archer Black: And now, brother... let's have a little fun.
    IC as Depri$e: *pours himself a cup of Hard Liquor* lit cigar, takes a puff*
    *money mayweather smirk*

    MARK DIMENSION
    *EWNCW INTERNATIONAL CHAMPION
    NOVEMBER.27,2011-March.6,2012

    *EwncW EVOLUTION CHAMPION
    11.12.2012-5.28.2013

    THE NEW ASSAULT PROGRAM
    *BWA INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONS
    9.4.2011-Forever

    *BWA/EwncW INTERNET CHAMPIONS
    5.5.2012-9.26.2012

    *EwncW CHAMPIONS
    4.7.2013-8.25.2013

    SCARFO JONEZ
    *TWE BLOODOATH CHAMPION
    SEPTEMBER.23,2012

    DEPRI$e
    AWF SUPERFLY CHAMPION
    NOVEMBER.15,2011

    N
    *2x ICW INSANITY CHAMPION
    6.28. 2012-6.28.2012
    6.29. 2012-6.29.2012

    CHUNKERTAKER
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    Quote Originally Posted by chunkkynutzzz View Post
    IC as Depri$e: *pours himself a cup of Hard Liquor* lit cigar, takes a puff*
    *money mayweather smirk*
    *In the locker room, Virgo Violet receives a message on her phone. She reads it and thinks for a moment...

    Then sends a message to Depri$e:

    "Saw your video... you seem to be a rising key player in BITW. My business partner and I would be interested in doing business with you."


    The Star Signs
    IWA - JBW - TWE - BITW

    Sagittarius Blue - 1st Ever JBW United States Champion

    #WhereIsPiscesPink

    WWE Fed...
    Kharma/Awesome Kong
    Lei'D Tapa, The Queen of the Rings
    Kenny King, The Prettyboy Pitbull


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    When I get home I'm going to write a new SOT'E blog, and then finish up some BITW stuff. Then come here and IC for a bit. I'd say I'll be here on an off from midnight - 2am. (It's 11pm my time now.) So, see you guys soon and hopefully you like my new SOT'E:

    STATE OF THE 'E: The Shield Of CM Punk

    Give it a read when it hits!

  5. #545
    Athena walks out of the training room and is stopped by a small boy.

    Boy: OMG are you a wrestler lady?

    Athena: That's right!

    Boy: You're super strong like Superman. I bet you can beat all the girls here with one hand tied behind your back.

    Athena: I'm sure I can beat them with both hands tied behind my back.

    Boy: So if it's that easy for you to beat the women here why do fight them at all?

    Athena: I ask myself that same question kid.

    Athena walks away.

    GIIMG_8156.jpg

    WWE Fantasy Fed
    Eve Torres
    Chyna
    ???
    ???


    RTE
    Eden Sky - First and only TWE Vixxen's Champion

    IWA

    Sugar & Spice

    JBW (Closed Fed)
    Athena
    - First female to become Intercontinental Champion
    Eden Sky - JBW Bombshell Champion

  6. #546
    Quote Originally Posted by scribbler_jones View Post
    *In the locker room, Virgo Violet receives a message on her phone. She reads it and thinks for a moment...

    Then sends a message to Depri$e:

    "Saw your video... you seem to be a rising key player in BITW. My business partner and I would be interested in doing business with you."
    IC as Derpi$e: * Reads Message *

    *Writes Back* Without a Doubt , its Known Thing that I'm z Key Player in The Wrestling Game Point Blank..So When People Talk Business I Listen ..Sense makes Ideas, Cents Make Dollars, Dollars turn to Checks...I'm wid it then, holla

    MARK DIMENSION
    *EWNCW INTERNATIONAL CHAMPION
    NOVEMBER.27,2011-March.6,2012

    *EwncW EVOLUTION CHAMPION
    11.12.2012-5.28.2013

    THE NEW ASSAULT PROGRAM
    *BWA INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONS
    9.4.2011-Forever

    *BWA/EwncW INTERNET CHAMPIONS
    5.5.2012-9.26.2012

    *EwncW CHAMPIONS
    4.7.2013-8.25.2013

    SCARFO JONEZ
    *TWE BLOODOATH CHAMPION
    SEPTEMBER.23,2012

    DEPRI$e
    AWF SUPERFLY CHAMPION
    NOVEMBER.15,2011

    N
    *2x ICW INSANITY CHAMPION
    6.28. 2012-6.28.2012
    6.29. 2012-6.29.2012

    CHUNKERTAKER
    0-1,787 at wrestlevania

  7. #547
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    Quote Originally Posted by Glamour Girl View Post
    Athena walks out of the training room and is stopped by a small boy.

    Boy: OMG are you a wrestler lady?

    Athena: That's right!

    Boy: You're super strong like Superman. I bet you can beat all the girls here with one hand tied behind your back.

    Athena: I'm sure I can beat them with both hands tied behind my back.

    Boy: So if it's that easy for you to beat the women here why do fight them at all?

    Athena: I ask myself that same question kid.

    Athena walks away.

    GIIMG_8156.jpg
    Virgo Violet: So, the famous Athena is here in BITW. I must say, I find you quite impressive - and coming from me, that is a significant statement. We have a bit in common, you and I: other women... normal women... are woefully beneath us. We are modern day goddesses looking down on a mundane, mediocre world populated by clay dolls. I must say, it is refreshing to meet another woman who sees things the way I do.


    The Star Signs
    IWA - JBW - TWE - BITW

    Sagittarius Blue - 1st Ever JBW United States Champion

    #WhereIsPiscesPink

    WWE Fed...
    Kharma/Awesome Kong
    Lei'D Tapa, The Queen of the Rings
    Kenny King, The Prettyboy Pitbull


  8. #548
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    Quote Originally Posted by chunkkynutzzz View Post
    IC as Derpi$e: * Reads Message *

    *Writes Back* Without a Doubt , its Known Thing that I'm z Key Player in The Wrestling Game Point Blank..So When People Talk Business I Listen ..Sense makes Ideas, Cents Make Dollars, Dollars turn to Checks...I'm wid it then, holla
    *Virgo Violet smiles, and then responds...*

    "It seems that we have a problem in common... a Little Big Problem. Its name is Sagittarius Blue. We both saw his little transmission, we both heard his fallacious claims... and we both know that he is not the future of this sport. My client, Archer Black, would like to discuss this further with you... perhaps we can work out some sort of mutual solution."


    The Star Signs
    IWA - JBW - TWE - BITW

    Sagittarius Blue - 1st Ever JBW United States Champion

    #WhereIsPiscesPink

    WWE Fed...
    Kharma/Awesome Kong
    Lei'D Tapa, The Queen of the Rings
    Kenny King, The Prettyboy Pitbull


  9. #549
    Quote Originally Posted by scribbler_jones View Post
    Virgo Violet: So, the famous Athena is here in BITW. I must say, I find you quite impressive - and coming from me, that is a significant statement. We have a bit in common, you and I: other women... normal women... are woefully beneath us. We are modern day goddesses looking down on a mundane, mediocre world populated by clay dolls. I must say, it is refreshing to meet another woman who sees things the way I do.
    *Athena offers Virgo a handshake*

    Athena: Well it's nice to meet a woman here who's not a complete bimbo like the Panzer sisters. We should talk some more over lunch.

    WWE Fantasy Fed
    Eve Torres
    Chyna
    ???
    ???


    RTE
    Eden Sky - First and only TWE Vixxen's Champion

    IWA

    Sugar & Spice

    JBW (Closed Fed)
    Athena
    - First female to become Intercontinental Champion
    Eden Sky - JBW Bombshell Champion

  10. #550
    Quote Originally Posted by Glamour Girl View Post
    *Athena offers Virgo a handshake*

    Athena: Well it's nice to meet a woman here who's not a complete bimbo like the Panzer sisters. We should talk some more over lunch.

    Sasha Panzer runs up to Athena wearing an Ano Doom mask and growls at her- then runs off

    April Snow and Mike Muir are walking by and see this

    April: Wait, they let her in this place? I mean really, that girl has problems

    Mike: Yeah, she has Barbie as a sister. Not the best role model

    Rest in Peace Eva "Ezra"


    ^
    ah, Renee Young


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