Originally Posted by PandaMassacre
IC as "Red Hot" Istvan Gretzky: Yes, Nicole, just like you are best of all of American Women's, and Istvan is best of all great Polish hero, it looks like together we shall be best man/woman tag team in all of man/woman tags teams to ever have lived in whole of planet, kurwa! Istvan is glad he has been training brain by watch great British MILF Carol Vorderman, because Istvan is knowing better than man who is drinking too much RedneckMoonshine like RayRayLenny, because Istvan knows he saw his name on card of ITWB. Speak of ITWB, Istvan knows he never saw his name opposite racialist pig name of RedblooD, and his racialist pig of a woman who's name Istvan cannot pronounce without tying up tongue.. that would be ultimate waste, and ultimately, ultimate upset for that fat ass ghetto goblin and his wife with Talibans beard, kurwa!! Oh, and fear not, Nicole, for Istvan will use VASCULAR ARM MADE FROM FALLEN STAR and protect you if woman with vascular cock made from fallen steroid needle try to hurt you, kurwa! Istvan no want greatest American woman in all of histories of American womans to break nail for fingers on fight with man thing from Mars.
OOC: Lol, Elliott Bonebreak vs LRB vs Ano Doom vs Seth Thirteen, ya blind ass redneck!
Fantastic amount of interest around here. Looks like BITW II will have a completely different card with the other half of the roster that just signed up, both publicly and privately