IWA Revolution: Episode #7
Location: Charlotte, North Carolina
Location: Charlotte, North Carolina
Michael Cole: Welcome ladies & gentlemen, to IWA Revolution, LIVE from a sold out Charlotte Coliseum! Iâ€™m Michael Cole, alongside my broadcast partner Josh Matthews, and Uprising is nearly upon us!
Josh Matthews: Thatâ€™s right Cole! But what a show we had last week! KJ Punk defeating both members of Black Blooded to prove his credentials as a possible IWA Champion!
Michael Cole: Weâ€™re expecting to hear from Black Blooded soon and Iâ€™m sure theyâ€™ll put all doubts about whether theyâ€™re on the same page to the side.
Josh Matthews: I donâ€™t think those doubts will be going anywhere soon!
Michael Cole: We will also see The Vegas Kid take on Tenacious D(ave), ICONOGRAPHY taking on The Sons of the Holy Divinity, KayFabulous facing The Phalanx and Van Hooligan X taking on Extremely Lethalâ€™s Venomous!
Black Blooded come out, walking instead of on their usual bikes, Mr. Blood wearing the IWA title around his waist as they stop at the top of the ramp to a chorus of boos, the crowd showing their hatred for the co-champions.
Mr. Black: Shut the Fuck Up!
Mr. Blood: It's story time. You see, not too fucking long ago there was this scrappy fucking little redneck bitch boy, somehow got it in his inbred fucking skull that he had what it took to be a wrestler, and, more than that, somehow got the fucking impression that he could take on the Dominant fucking force of this industry. Even then, we played real fucking nice, and that little bitch? He even got to walk out of that match, a loser, but he walked.
The crowd boos heavier as Black Blooded make their way down the ramp to the ring.
Mr. Black: SILENCE
Mr. Blood: See, since then all he's done is fucking whine and bitch and moan. So as far as we can fucking see, Black Blooded has made it's first fucking mistake in a long while, we should have taken Punk the fuck out the first time, laid his bitch ass out and ended that pathetic fucking excuse of a career.
Both men get into the ring, Mr. Blood going up the steps as the gigantic Mr. Black merely grabs the top rope and lifts himself up, stepping over the rope to get in the ring.
Mr. Black: Moved on to better things.
Mr. Blood: But then to add to the mix, that no-name bitch that thinks he's running things decided now he regrets our victory, "boo fucking hoo nobody's gonna be able to beat both of them, it's just not fair"
Mr. Black: Life isn't fair.
Mr. Blood: Let's take you back, see. We won the match, that was it. it was over, and every single one of you dumb fucking pieces of shit betting on the greatest team to ever grace this shithole of an industry breaking up? Y'all had to be cryin harder than KJ's sister-mom was when the doc told her she'd given birth to yet another fucking retard. Because just as we have been telling you from the fucking beginning.
Mr. Black: Black Blooded is Unbreakable
Mr. Blood: So here we are, about to repeat history, with one small change. See this time we get to correct the one fucking mistake we made. This time
Mr. Black: That bitchy little Redneck ain't fucking walkin anywhere
Mr. Blood looks over to Mr. Black, a look almost of surprise on his face, about to say something to his partner, he thinks better of it.
The General Manager!
David Ryan walks onto the stage to a polite reaction from the crowd. He has a microphone in hand and looks down at Black Blooded in the ring, before speaking.
David Ryan: Welcome to Revolution everybody!
The fans cheer.
David Ryan: Now it would seem that our co-IWA Champions arenâ€™t best pleased about last weekâ€™s results! It would seem that they want to get their hands on KJ Punk tonight! Okay champs, you got it!
The fans cheer once more.
David Ryan: But letâ€™s even up the odds shall we? KJ Punk, I know youâ€™re somewhere watching backstage, so hereâ€™s my challenge to you. In the main event tonight, Black Blooded will face KJ Punk and a partner of KJâ€™s choosing!
The fans explode with cheers.
David Ryan: Now champs, if you donâ€™t mind- letâ€™s kick things off with a singles match! Ivan Draymen...against Archer Black!
The fans cheer loudly as Black Blooded arenâ€™t happy in the ring.
Michael Cole: What a blockbuster main event!
Josh Matthews: I canâ€™t wait to see who KJ picks!