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    Sugar: So when we go out there do you wanna call them out or what?

    Spice: Nah those two skanks are not gonna be a problem for us anymore. I'm sure we beat some common sense into those empty heads of theirs.

    Sugar: Oh no doubt about that, but we said we'd give them one week to disband their team of losers so shouldn't we make sure they have?

    Spice: Well we're already here so we might as well, but after tonight we forget about those two and focus entirely on the Vanity title.

    Sugar: Totally agree, our talents are totally wasted on losers like them.

    Spice: Right? First it was emo Hardy lover Juno and now these two. I swear sometimes it feels like the world is against us.

    Sugar: It's the curse of being beautiful.

    *Both girls smile and continue looking in the mirror. Suddenly their dressing room door opens and Miss Murder and Red Queen barge in attacking the duo. Red Queen grabs Sugar and sends her into the vanity mirror. Miss Murder garbs Spice and shoves her into the wall, drilling her several times with knees to the midsection.

    Sugar tries to get up, but Red Queen stomps her face to the floor. She turns her attention to Miss Murder and Spice. She walks over to them and delivers a big kick to Spice*

    Miss Murder: Did you honestly think we would let what happened last week go? You thought we would just go away? It's not that easy.

    *Red Queen again kicks Spice*

    Miss Murder: All you did was feed into our anger, our need for pain. You unleashed a hell that the ladies of IWA have never seen before. That's fine though, we were hoping somebody would, and we are so thankful it was you!

    *Red Queen kicks Spice several times more*

    Miss Murder: Consider this our way of letting you know that the fun has only just begun. We look forward to hearing from you!

    *Miss Murder lets Spice go, who gets kicked in the head by Red Queen. The duo look down at Sugar and Spice before leave the room*.

    The cameras cut back to the ring where we see the competitors already in there ready for the next match.


    Mike: We're back at ringside and it looks like we're ready for more action.

    Rocky: $1,000 says Wells remains the last man standing in this tag match.

    Amun-Ra (Cena) & Ryan Wells (Batista) vs. Malcolm Cage (Rhodes) & Matthew Black (DiBiase)
    (Start 1:56 End 5:20)


    Wells plants Black with a massive spinebuster and then lands a quick elbow drop onto Black's chest. Wells locks in a headlock and applies pressure to the hold as Black reaches for Cage but is too far away to make the tag. Wells wrenches Black's neck hard and Black's eyes seem to glaze over. Wells screams at the referee, telling him to end the match but the referee instead lifts Black's arm ...

    It falls!

    Mike: I think this match may be over already, but Black's hand needs to fall two more times!

    Rocky: I think Black is out cold, Mike.

    The referee lifts the arm again ... and once again it falls! The referee lifts the arm one final time and releases it ...

    But Black stops it from falling! Black shakes his fist, pumping up the crowd and then drives the point of his elbow into Wells' gut hard three times, making Wells break the hold! Black slowly gets to his feet, and then Wells does as well. Wells tries to kick Black in the gut, but Black catches his leg and clotheslines Wells down to the mat hard, but Black goes down with him!

    Mike: What an impact! Can these men get to their partners?

    Rocky: Wells doesn't need his partner!

    Both men slowly get to their feet, then Black dives over to Cage and tags him in! Wells gets to both feet as Cage climbs into the ring, but Amun-Ra tags Wells in from behind without Cage seeing! Wells turns around and starts screaming at Amun-Ra, saying he doesn't need his help but Amun-Ra just ignores Wells and gets into the ring! Wells stares at Amun-Ra as he and Cage trade blows, and the referee tells Wells to get out but Wells just ignores him!

    Mike: Uh oh ...

    Rocky: This won't end well.

    Wells moves the referee out of the way and charges at Amun-Ra and takes him down from behind with a vicious elbow to the back of the head! Wells then punches Cage in the gut multiple times before tossing him over the rope and into Black, knocking both men down to the floor below! Wells turns and picks Amun-Ra up to his feet, then sets him up for The Freak Attack! Wells hoists Amun-Ra high into the air, and then throws him over the top rope and onto the two men outside of the ring!! The referee sees the destruction that Wells had caused and then rolled out of the ring and made his way to Emily Davis.

    Mike: What is the result? Has Wells been disqualified?

    Rocky: How though? Wouldn't Amun-ra be too? He was the first one attacked!

    Emily Davis: Ladies and gentlemen, the referee has declared this match a no contest.

    Mike: Well that just isn't fair! Wells was just greedy and wanted the victory to himself!

    Rocky: Well then he just screwed himself out of a victory by doing that.

    ~Commercial~


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    The fans boo loudly as Kyojin’s music strikes the airwaves. He comes out of the curtain slowly, staring out at the booing crowd. He smirks as he stops on the top of the ramp. He throws his arms out as pyro falls down behind him on the stage. He smiles again as the booing intensifies, before beginning to walk down the ramp. There are members of the crowd shouting insults in his direction but he continues to smirk and slides into the ring. He asks for a microphone and quickly receives a microphone.

    Kyojin: Last week, Malcolm Adonis tried to turn this wrestling show into a pornography film in the centre of this ring. This man is YOUR World Heavyweight Championship- how does that make you view this company? Malcolm Adonis is supposed to be the guy that represents IWA more than anybody- and what does he do? He turns this show to absolute trash.

    He is currently showing zero respect for the IWA World Heavyweight Championship and the rest of the roster. He has only had the belt for one show and he’s already treating it like an accessory and the simple fact is, he’s wrong to be doing that. Because you can only represent this company when you are a top star. You see, Chaos’ top superstar should be the World Heavyweight Champion, but instead- everybody knows that Chaos’ top superstar is standing in the ring right now.

    The fans boo louder as Kyojin smiles.

    Kyojin: And the very reason for the booing like that is because you all know. You know that without me, Malcolm would not be the IWA World Heavyweight Champion right now, you all know that had he not uncoiled like the snake he is and struck when he did, I would be standing here as the World Heavyweight Champion.

    Instead, I am beltless but I should be first in line for another shot. I wasn’t pinned in that triple threat match and my stipulation was that if I were pinned I would not receive another shot. So that surely means, because I wasn’t pinned- I deserve another shot, no?

    Well of course it means that. And that’s why I walked out here last week to stop Malcolm Adonis’ wild antics. I did it to show him that quite simply, he will be losing that title first chance I get. And I acted like a man- and I challenged him for that title.

    And he acted like a little bitch.

    The fans explode with boos and an Adonis chant begins throughout the arena. Kyojin props himself against the corner as the chant echoes around the arena. It finally begins to calm down as Kyojin steps back into the centre of the ring and lifts the microphone back up.

    Kyojin: He acted like a bitch and he said he had to think about it. The only thing he has to think of is the excuse for bitching out. Well I’ve got one for you Malcolm, you- like all of these people- know.

    The fans boo loudly again but Kyo carries on over them.

    Kyojin: You know that the second you say yes, I will take that World Heavyweight Championship from you. I will put you on the ground and I will beat you. It’s as simple as that. Why? Because I am the Superstar of the Year. I am GREATNESS PERSONIFIED. And very, very soon- I will be the World Heavyweight Cha...

    Malcolm Adonis!

    The fans erupt as their champion strolls out from the back with a microphone in hand, belt draped around his waist above his golden trunks. Adonis smiles out into the crowd and gyrates in his sexually explicit manner before pouring baby oil down the face of the belt and scrubbing it with his signature towel. He disposes of the towel in the crowd and grins down at Kyojin as he makes his way to the ring, jumping up onto the apron before sliding through the ropes and offering his would be opponent a big shrug.

    Adonis: Could be that Malcolm's memory is a little fuzzy, he's been drinkin' champagne non-stop since Death by Glory, but is Kyojin out here yet again demandin' title shots? Malcolm could be wrong.. but didn't he tell your ugly punk ass he would give it a good hard think before makin' his mind up? Here's the deal Mr Superstar of the Year, you might have been the fans choice a long ass time ago in the land before time but last I heard it's the champ who holds the most sway around here.. behind Smokey that is, you feelin' me?

    If you really were IWA's top superstar then you'd have this little belt around your waist wouldn't ya, this one around Malcolms, you need a closer look? Go on lean in close, and while you're at it you can take a look at somethin else Malcolm has that you don't, a huge.. bottle of baby oil. You like the way Malcolm made his belt shine Kyojin? Malcolm needs a belt that glistens just like his perfect complexion, you dig? So you want a title shot? Man that's real bad for you, cus Malcolm's still thinkin' about it!

    Adonis grins at Kyojin before leaning into a turnbuckle in the corner and blowing a few kisses out into the crowd.

    Adonis: Don't worry ladies, Malcolm's almost done here, he'll be with you in a moment. Kyojin you wanna call Malcolm a bitch whilst you're wiping the tears from your cheeks as you piss and moan about not getting what you want? You call Malcolm a bitch as you stomp your feet and you throw your toys from the stroller and tell everyone how it just ain't fair? Son i'd advise you to look in a mirror if I wasn't so afraid it would crack and send shards of glass into your flesh! And believe me buddy, a guy as ugly as you don't need any help lookin' uglier.

    See Malcolm needs you to know somethin' chief, bitches who complain don't get a damn thing. You ever thought of askin' me nicely? How about you waddle on down to your knees right now and look up at Malcolm and tell him how much you really admire the way he shines his belt? Whilst you're at it, tell Malcolm how pretty he is and how jealous you are of all the attention he gets from the ladies. And then after that why don't you just go ahead and hand over your cell phone so Malcolm can hit up every single girl on there and show 'em how a real champ handles his business? No? Well you're just plain outta luck son, you gonna have to keep waitin'.

    Adonis laughs at Kyojin brazenly.

    Adonis: And you gonna have to keep on waitin' until Malcolm decides that you done enough to earn a title shot. This ain't a charity jack this is business! People don't wanna see punks like you gettin' what they want just to shut them up! People want to see the best vs the best, so how about you shut your mouth and act like the man you claim to be?


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    The crowd cheer Adonis, but the cheers suddenly turn to boos as Shaz' music hits! Shaz comes out, and the pyros hit as Shaz looks serious. He swaggers his way down the ramp, and slides into the ring before asking for a mic. He's about to be given one, but he snatches it off the person who's giving it to him- as he slides into the ring.

    Shaz: You know what? I honestly can't believe my ears with what you two are saying. Malcolm, we all know how much you despise Kyojin. I know for a fact that you just want to kick his face in, and right now- he's challenging you to a match. He's basically allowing you to kick his face in at Uprising.

    And we all know that both of you will beat the crap out of each other at Uprising- it's completely obvious that you two will face each other. So stop dragging this charade out. At the moment, none of you two are entertaining anyone with your pointless rambling because nobody gives a damn. Malcolm Adonis vs. Kyojin is happening at Uprising, because one way or another- Smokey's gonna find a way to book this "money match."

    Crowd boo

    Shaz: However, I didn't come out here to point fingers at either of your stupidity levels. I'm out here because I've got a problem with what you just said, Malcolm. You said that "people wanna see The Best vs. The Best." And that actually frustrates me, because you're trying to say that yourself & Kyojin are the best.

    But the truth of the matter is, you aren't the best. If you wanna call yourself the best, then try being the IWA World Heavyweight Championship for 200 days. Try being the most rapidest superstar in the IWA. In fact, why don't both of you just accept the fact that you aren't the best. Because the best in IWA, is the man that is standing in front of both of you.

    Crowd boo loudly

    Shaz: But people still don't see it, and the fact that I got pinned by Benny The Fucking Ball after he jumped me from behind- made matters worse. But I'm gonna put things right tonight, and I'm going to make sure that Benny The Ball regrets answering my open challenge.

    I'll make him wish that he was never born, because the humiliation I faced last week made me wish that I hadn't been alive. I want him to face the exact pain, and the torture that I felt when I lost my title. And tonight, I'll do exactly that.


    Crowd boo and chant YOU GOT PINNED as Shaz sighs.

    Shaz: And to prove that I am the best, and to prove that I'm gonna put things right- I'm inviting you two to watch me murder Benny The Ball. I want both of you to see what kind of monster that you've unleashed, and what unthinkable things that I will do in order to regain what is rightfully mine, the IWA World Heavyweight Championship.

    The three men stare each other down as we head to a commercial break.

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    Emily Davis: The following contest is set for one fall and is a no disqualification match. Introducing first, currently in the ring, from London, England, Shaz!

    Mike: Well, it seems we are indeed going to be joined at the announcer’s table by Malcolm and Kyojin but before we get into that, Shaz really has been on a mission to get revenge on Benny.

    Rocky: Of course he has been. Benny flat out humiliated Shaz and I for one look forward to the moment Shaz get’s his retribution.

    Kyojin: So let me get this right, Shaz interrupts Malcolm & I one time and you expect us to actually WANT to be out here commentating this match up? I mean, sure Malcolm likes to be on TV as much as he can but I’m the Superstar of the Year- I shouldn’t be commentating on anything.

    Emily Davis: And his opponent, Benny The Ball!

    Mike: I have no idea why, but these fans seem to love Benny The Ball.

    Rocky: Underdog syndrome. People love a guy who...oh, c’mon! Why is he being a pussy?

    Benny emerges slowly onto the staging area and is clearly intimidated by what’s waiting in the ring for him. Benny stands at the top of the ramp and looks around as if waiting for someone to tell him that he doesn’t have to go through with this. Shaz is getting agitated and the referee holds him back. The ref looks at Benny and orders him to the ring, but Benny shakes his head.

    Rocky: This is silly now. Get your ass in the ring!

    Mike: Benny clearly is hugely intimidated by what he sees and I’m not surprised. Shaz is looking to do damage.

    Rocky: I notice you’re not feeling sorry for him.

    Mike: Well I am in a way, but he kinda bought it on himself.

    The ref continues to call for Benny to get into the ring, but Benny continues to shake his head. Eventually, the ref gets fed up, exits the ring and marches up the ramp. The ref confronts Benny and demands that he gets into the ring, but Benny continues to shake his head. The ref looks back at Shaz in the ring, looks to the heavens, shakes his head...

    Rocky: *Laughing* Oh my God! This is brilliant!

    The ref grabs Benny by the scruff of the neck and marches his down to the ring. Once at ringside, the ref rolls Benny into the ring, and Benny get’s immediately pounced on by Shaz.

    Mike: And here he go!

    Shaz starts to beat down on Benny whilst he is still on the floor. Shaz lays heavy fists into the back of Benny’s head. Shaz stands up and starts to relentlessly stomp on Benny’s head before picking him up, grabbing the back of his head, sprinting across the ring and driving Benny face first into the top turnbuckle.

    Mike: My God! What impact!

    Rocky: No DQ, baby. It’s only going to get worse from here on in.

    Shaz stands over Benny who is on all fours. The fans boo as Shaz looks around the arena. Shaz picks Benny up, puts him in position and screams “Best In The World!”

    Rocky: Here it comes!

    Mike: Best In The World! What impact!

    Shaz goes for the cover...

    One...
    ...Two...
    ...Thr-no! Shaz sits back up. The ref admonishes Shaz, but is shoved away for the trouble.


    Mike: Oh c’mon. Enough is enough.

    Rocky: Benny requires a lot of punishment and not being funny Mike, this is the main event. You would require a lot more from a main event than a ten second squash match.

    Shaz rolls out of the ring and immediately looks under the apron. Shaz pulls out a table and sets it up outside the ring. Shaz walks around the ring, pulling tables from underneath and setting them up around various points. The fans boo loudly when Shaz is done. Shaz gives some fans a piece of his mind and rolls back into the ring.

    Shaz/Mike Awesome vs. Benny The Ball/Spike Dudley
    Start at 01:30, finish at 15:40


    Mike: Somebody stop the damn match!

    Rocky: No DQ, Mike. It keeps on going.

    Mike: But the ref has the option to call this match off if somebody cannot compete. This is brutal. Benny could be unconscious!

    Shaz walks around the ring cockily, much to the dismay of the fans. He rolls out of the ring and grabs another char before rolling back in. Shaz mocks Benny for a moment before raising the chair above his head. Shaz drives the chair down, but wait!

    Mike: Benny moved!

    Shaz slams the chair into the ring and the effect causes Shaz to let go. Shaz holds his wrists for a second and before he realises what’s going on, Benny low blows Shaz!

    Rocky: C’mon, ref!

    Mike: No DQ remember, Rocky!

    Adonis: Ya know, after what happened last week Malcolm's startin' to wonder whether Benny cat should have been in the match at Death By Glory and not you Jackie Chan. This kid's got heart, if not a lot of talent.. still he'd probably pin your ass to the mat as well bro'.

    Kyojin: Looking at Malcolm with a confused face. What?

    Shaz falls to the ground and Benny pounces on him immediately. Benny weakly throws right hands onto the skull of Shaz but after a few moments, Shaz just shoves Benny off of him. Benny gets pack up and tries again, but Shaz nails a superman punch to Benny’s crotch.

    Mike: Ooof!

    Rocky: That’ll make your eyes water!

    Kyojin: Great counter by Shaz! He’s showing a Champion’s heart right now.

    Benny drops to the floor, face first. Shaz gets back up to his feet and walks around the ring trying to shake off his crotch pain. He picks up the chair and comes back over to Benny. This time, without wasting time, Shaz slams the chair down onto the back of Benny’s head.

    Mike: Oh my God. Stop this!

    Rocky: Keep going Shaz!

    Shaz slams the chair down a second time, then a third, then a fourth. Shaz repeatedly slams the chair down onto Benny’s head in a quick fashion and after a while, Shaz shows the world his art work.

    Mike: Look at the way that chair is bent.

    Rocky: Look at the blood.

    Shaz rolls out of the ring and shoves Emily off her chair. He picks it up, slams it shut and rolls back into the ring.

    Mike: Ref, just end the match! Benny’s career could be over, damn it!

    Shaz walks up to a lifeless Benny. He raises the chair above his head. Shaz looks out into the crowd with a sick grin on his face. Shaz looks back down on Benny...

    Pieces Pink!

    Mike: What the hell?

    Rocky: What the hell is she doing here?

    Shaz immediately turns his attention to the staging area. The fans explode with cheers as Pink sprints down the aisle. Shaz stands there, chair in hand and waits for Pink to come into the ring. Pink gets to ringside and starts weighing up her options.

    Rocky: C’mon then, hippo! Get in there!

    Mike: Pink is clearly trying to work out how to do that!

    Pink and Shaz lock eyes. Shaz has that evil grin on his face and Pink looks like she is ready to explode. All of a sudden, the fans roar with cheers!

    Mike: SAIGITTARIUS BLUE! SAGITTARIUS BLUE!

    Rocky: What the hell is he doing here?

    Blue quickly approaches Shaz from behind, spins him round: SIGN OF THE ARCHER!!!

    Rocky: Ref, do something!

    Mike: No DQ, Rocky!

    Rocky: Don’t condescend to me, you little prat. What the hell does Blue think he is doing?

    Mike: Shaz attacked Blue last week. This is clearly retribution.

    Pink rolls into the ring as Blue works the fans. Pink and Blue lock eyes, and both start to smile. Pink drops her title to the floor as Blue picks up Shaz. Pink walks up to a groggy Shaz – HEAD BITCH IN CHARGE!!!

    Mike: Comeuppance for Shaz!

    Shaz hits the floor hard as the fans cheer for the star signs. All of a sudden, both Blue and Pink drag a lifeless Benny across Shaz. The ref drops for the count:

    One...
    Rocky: No, no! Oh please, God no!
    ...Two...
    Rocky: Not this way!
    ...Three!

    Emily Davis: The winner of this match, Benny The Ball!


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    The fans erupt in cheers as Blue and Pink drop down to attend to Benny. Blue signals that Benny will need medical assistance, and the ringside doctor gets into the ring. As he does, three EMT’s roll down the ramp with a trolley.

    Adonis: Malcolm's thinkin' about who he's gonna offer his first title defence to.. an' right now it's lookin' like Malcolm vs Benny at Uprisin' with Kyojin as the special guest ring sweeper!

    Mike: A hollow victory for Ben-

    Rocky: Victory? This was a mugging! I can guarantee you right now that Blue and Pink will pay dearly for this!

    At ringside, Malcolm Adonis stands up and takes off his headset. He grabs his title and makes his way towards the ring to check on Benny. Before he can get there, Kyojin confronts him.

    Mike: Oh my!

    Rocky: Kyojin wants his title shot.

    Kyojin points to the belt, then back to his own chest whilst saying to Adonis that he wants his title shot. Adonis pushes past Kyojin to get into the ring but before he gets in, Kyojin grabs Adonis on the back of the head and slams him head first into the ring post. Adonis drops to the floor hard and the title falls a couple of feet away. Kyojin picks up the championship, stands over Adonis and raises it high into the air to an explosion of boos. The screen then fades to black, followed by the IWA logo flashing across the screen.



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    Taking a filler.


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    And another.


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