The fans explode with cheers as the theme to Chaos resonates around the arena. The pyro goes off on the staging area whilst the cameras zip and zoom around before focusing on Mike and Rocky.
Mike: Hello everyone and welcome to Sunday night Chaos! Iâ€™m Mike James alongside my colleague Rocky Reynolds and Rocky, we had a huge week last week.
Rocky: Oh hell yeah we did. We said goodbye to the two biggest wasters in IWA, AJ Dixon has found that quality that makes him a great competitor and we saw a couple of new guys get their asses kicked.
Mike: It was also announced last week that we would have a new number one contender for Shazâ€™s World Heavyweight Championship so tonight, we will see the Sexual Sensation, Malcolm Adonis take on the Superstar of the Year, Kyojin with the winner getting a first class ticket to Chaosâ€™ main event at Death By Glory.
Mike: Speak of the devil!
As his music plays, Adonis bursts through the curtain dressed in his familiar golden trunks! He gyrates for the ladies in attendance and drizzles himself with baby oil before rubbing himself with the towel and throwing it a few rows back. He struts his way down to the ring and begins climbing the steps before being handing a microphone. Before he speaks, women begin throwing items of clothing into the ring as Malcolm laughs it off.
Adonis: Woah now! Sit yo' fine asses down and let Malcolm do his thing! We hardly even begun this show and people be throwin' stuff up here! Ahaa! So lets get right to it, Malcolm's out here to talk about last week. Y'all saw what went down, y'all remember it well just like Malcolm! What's Malcolm talkin' about? He's talkin' bout bringin' sexy back to the referees shirt! Ahaa! I know you feelin' me ladies! Last week Malcolm went down as perhaps the sexiest beast in stripes and brought a little class back to the role that many seem to have forgotten these days!
See bein' a referee is hard work! You gotta have eyes in the back of yo' head and you can't look away for even the smallest amount of time because people will take a mile when you give em an inch. An' Malcolm has plenty of inches spare.. if you know what I mean! But Malcolm did a good job, he took the bull by the horns and kept control in a volatile situation! Four men fighting for their jobs, and Malcolm's stuck in the middle! But he did all four men justice, Malcolm ruled that match fairly and not a damn soul can have any complaints to make, in the end the right team won!
Malcolm pauses for a moment as a "Thanks you Jman! Thank you Divine!" chant breaks out around the arena.
Adonis: That's right, give it up for those boys who fought tooth and nail to keep their jobs.. only that ain't exactly how it went down. See Smokey fooled us all! Like the man with the plan like he is is pulled the wool over all of our eyes and dropped the mother of all bombshells at the end of the show! See that Smokey, he's one smart guy, wiley even, I don't think any of us saw it comin', least of all Jman and Divine who thought they'd saved their jobs! And least of all of course Shaz and Kyojin who thought that they was about to end up on the unemployment line!
So lets talk about that for a moment.. lets talk about why in the hell these two men still have their jobs? Malcolm did the right thing, regardless of his scheduled match with Kyojin tonight, Malcolm did not intentionally seek to make him lose. Shaz an' Kyojin lost fairly, and in all fairness.. Malcolm don't think it was at all fair for Smokey to let these guys keep they jobs. Now Malcolm ain't sayin' this because it would leave him unopposed in his quest for the title, he's sayin' it because it's true. When you lose, you lose! How in the hell are you gonna fire two men that were on top of the world? In all honestly.. Malcolm thinks that's a heapin' pile of sh..
Shaz's music immediately hits as he comes out looking all stylish with a suit on. He slides into the ring and looks at Adonis before grabbing a mic as he begins to speak.
Shaz: You did all four men justice huh? The right team won? Malcolm, you just get more and more depressing each week. Why don't you tell all the idiots in the crowd the real truth? Why don't you just accept the fact that you made a biased decision, and let Jman and Divine win a match you knew they couldn't win?!
Because when you have Superstar of the Year 2012, and the IWA World Heavyweight Champion- teaming up, you know that the whole arena will erupt. You knew that the spotlight wasn't on you as referee, it was on the dream team! And you decided to make it all about YOU Adonis, but at the end of the day- your intentions STILL backfired.
Crowd boo as they chant Adonis' name.
Shaz: Jman, and Chris Divine. They are gone, finished, over! That's what happens when you get selfish Adonis. That's what happens when you try and get the upper hand! You tried to be the smart guy, but you ended up betraying the guys that you looked up to the most, just for your own benefit.
Shaz: And I've been listening to all these positive reviews that Smokey has been receiving for his performance as GM of Chaos, but the truth is- it's absolutely bollocks! Despite the fact that myself, and Kyojin didn't get fired- if we were to get fired, then you. That's right, YOU! Out of all people, Malcolm freakin' Adonis would've been made the world champion!
Adonis, I know that you've beaten me- I ain't gonna deny that. But you've forgot that I was out of it. I wasn't motivated enough to carry on competing, because I was never getting the attention I deserved. But when I created a master plan, and conned the whole IWA Universe into loving me, I won the world title- and I became the most talked about wrestler in the IWA!
Crowd boo Shaz, and the Adonis chants get louder.
Shaz: Seriously? You people are actually chanting Adonis' name? Do you people even feel a gist of what would happen if Adonis won MY world title? Rubbing all that baby-oil on my title, treating it with absolute disrespect. You'd be making my skin crawl. And-