IWA Revolution: Episode #2
Location: Boston, Massachusetts
Location: Boston, Massachusetts
Michael Cole: Ladies & Gentlemen, welcome to Revolution! We are live from a sold out TD Garden in beautiful downtown Boston, Massachusetts! Iâ€™m Michael Cole, alongside my broadcast partner Josh Matthews- and Josh, what a show we had last week for Revolutionâ€™s debut!
Josh Matthews: Thanks Cole, and youâ€™re completely right! We learnt that there will be a brand new World Championship- the IWA Championship- and the first champion will be crowned in a triple threat match live on PPV at Death By Glory! One of KJ Punk, Mr. Blood or Mr. Black will walk out of that PPV as the first ever IWA Champion!
Michael Cole: Well tonight, we will have a preview of that match as KJ Punk goes one-on-one with Mr. Blood!
Josh Matthews: Thatâ€™s sure to be a hell of a match Cole, and we also have Ano Doom going one-on-one with Ivan Draymen! I canâ€™t wait for that one- will we see Israel Pamich and Jackson Smith during that match?
Michael Cole: Well Iâ€™m being told that Israel Pamich will actually join us on commentary for that match! I canâ€™t wait to see what Mr. Integrity has to say on Draymen!
Josh Matthews: All of this plus much, much more tonight live on Revolution!
*The lights in the arena go dark as the distincitve dual-throated roar of multiple Harley Davidson motorcycles all being revved at the same time. 3 pairs of headlights are seen coming down the ramp, splitting to rotate in two seperate circles around the ring, the inside going clockwise and the outside going counter-clockwise as the lights raise, revealing the Gears riding around the ring, as Mr. Blood and Mr Black walk out, Mr. Black holding a giant black flag in one hand, bearing the Black Blooded logo.*
*The crowd jeers, throwing cups at the Gears, trying to get them to mess up, as with a sharp whistle, Mr. Black calls them all to a stop, each Gear standing astride his bike around the ring, as their bosses walk down the ramp and enter the ring, Mr. Black handing the flag off to a Gear as he enters. The Gears Salute in unison, a fist over each heart before riding back up the ramp, disappearing from view.*
Mr. Black: Dominance
Mr. Blood: That's been the word from day fucking one. Dominance is what created Black Blooded in the first place, and we have embodied the word every fucking day since then. Don't believe us? Ask Kryptonite, if he can talk... Hell, ask Free From Poison just how fucking Dominant we are, even when outnumbered.
Mr. Black: If you can find them.
Mr. Blood: You see from Day Fucking One we have been telling you ignorant sister-fucking rednecks that we were going to own this shithole of a company, but you stupid inbred pieces of shit just didn't listen. And now? Now we're no longer being held back by a small man afraid to lose everything he built to his betters.
Mr. Black: Anything is possible
Mr. Blood: So we came to Revolution, or darling Viv over on Chaos keeping those jackasses in check, and what do we see? Just a bunch of whiny little bitches, feeling entitled to shit they didn't earn, just like every other sack of shit in this fucking world nowadays.
Mr. Black: Bunch of savages in this town
Mr. Blood: For fucks sake, don't a single one of you pieces of walking carrion piss understand what the fuck it means to actually earn something? This world has become nothing but a bunch of whiny fucking pussies, not a real man to be found, but lucky for you, Black Blooded is here to show you the path to make it all better. The word that takes you from prey to Predator, Worm to World-Destroyer.
Mr. Black: Dominance.
Mr. Blood: So let's talk about that sorry little bitch who thinks he has a chance at stopping Black Blooded from owning the new IWA Championship, TJ Hooker, or whatever the fuck his name is. All you are is another fucking victim boy, and the smart money says you don't even bother to show up to the pay per view. At least, if you're smart and want to have a career after Death By Glory, you won't be there. Because if you somehow are even stupider than those other fucking retards back there in the locker room, and think you really have a chance?
Mr. Black: We'll fucking tear you apart.
Mr. Blood: See, at the end of the day, it doesn't matter whether that belt is around Black's waist or mine, all that matters is that the fucking power, and the money, that belt brings belongs with the Dominant Predators, Black Blooded. You dumb fucks really think that after over two decades as the most powerful team on the fucking planet, that there is a chance in hell of us turning on each other? You think we didn't work this shit out before we decided we were taking the belt?
Mr. Black: Get a fucking clue.
Mr. Blood: The Era of Black Blooded is coming, because there isn't anyone here with the balls to-
KJ makes his way down as the crowd explodes with pure jubilation. KJ stands at the ramp as he looks down at the two wannabe bikers in the ring.
Punk: Funny how two men who have a pack of thugs do their dirty work talk about other people not having balls to show up and fight. See, Iâ€™ve got balls. Ask Vivica. Sheâ€™ll tell you how big they are.
The crowd pops
KJ stomps around imitating Black Blooded
Punk: Grrrr, weâ€™re so tough because weâ€™re a good tag team and we ride motorcycles and wear leather jackets, grrrrrrr! Oh, give me a fuckinâ€™ break! Most people wouldâ€™ve been scared to see that they would have to face Black Blooded in a triple threat match, but Iâ€™ve been wanting this for a while. About a month to be exact.
KJ turns to the Insane-O-Tron as we see footage from Chaos
You two talk about how people need to earn their championship matchesâ€¦umâ€¦what the fuck have either of you earned? Yeah youâ€™re a great tag team. Emphasis on team. Put you in a match where itâ€™s one on one and youâ€™re a couple of Ramjams out here in the ring. Youâ€™ve become famous for having each otherâ€™s backs. Iâ€™ve had my own back my entire career and Iâ€™ve won on my own. Not because Iâ€™ve got my buddy to help me out or a pack of gimps to do my dirty work. Iâ€™ve EARNED where I am and Iâ€™m where I deserve to be!
At Death by Glory, I donâ€™t have to beat Black Blooded. I have to beat Mr. Black or Mr. Blood. Tonight, Iâ€™m facing Mr. Blood and itâ€™ll be a preview of whatâ€™s to come at Death by Glory, a Judas Priest wannabe down flat on the mat with my bloodied arm raised high and my foot on his chest. And all of my fans, the fans of IWA will scream!!!
KJ lowers the mic as the crowd explodes with â€œWINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER!â€ as Punk stares down at Black Blooded.
Michael Cole: Well I think I know who Iâ€™m backing at Death By Glory, not KJ Punk!
Josh Matthews: You canâ€™t ever write KJ Punk off Cole.
Michael Cole: Well Revolution will roll on after this with Ano Doom one-on-one against Ivan Draymen! Stay tuned folks!