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    Back from commercial, and we see Gabriel already in the ring. He is sitting in a corner, with his head down, and a microphone in his hand.

    Mike: Well folks, Gabriel came out here during the break, demanding a microphone, and since then he has just been sitting in the corner. I wonder what he has to say.

    Rocky: Whatever it is, I bet it's about the naughty things you do Mike.

    Mike: Naughty things? Way to be two Rocky.


    Gabriel slowly raises his head, as his hair covers his face. He raises the microphone, as there is an eerie calm over the arena.

    Gabriel: When I was a little boy, I always wondered why my mother was never there. When each birthday passed, and there was no cake, no presents, no party, i sat there and cried asking God, "why, why doesn't she love me". It took a number of years before I finally realized why. You know, I can sit here, and talk about how poor of a mother she was, but the truth is, I have to thank her. If it wasn't for her, I wouldn't have become the man I am today. I would be here before you, living a pure, clean, righteous life. Because of her, I know my calling. When I see someone who is clinging to their addictions, someone who can't let go of their ghosts, the thing that defines them, but shouldn't, I know what I must do. I did it with my mother, I did it with my father, and I will do it to each and every single one of you.

    Gabriel gets to his feet, as he brushes the hair out of his face.

    Gabriel: See, last week I confronted a man who in many ways, reminds me of my mother. He is misguided, and a slave. He bows down to what he thinks he needs, instead of pursuing what is truly right for him. KJ Punk, look at all these fans! You pander to them, they are your needle, and the world title is your crack. You come out here, pandering to them, begging for that high, pleading to feel that emotion that washed over you when you stood in this ring as the World Champion. Do you know what I did to break my other of her addiction Punk? Do you want to know!?

    Gabriel is now at the ropes, leaning on them, looking at the entrance stage, almost as if he is talking to someone.

    Gabriel: I cut her off. I took her needles, i took her drugs, I took her money, and I made it so that she couldn't be a slave to her desires. That is what I'm going to do to you KJ! These fans, that World title, I'm going to take them away from you. I'm going to show the world, that you are not the man who everyone believes. When people see you as I see you, the binged out, addled, at the end of his last rope man, they will desert you. Your world title shots will disappear. In that moment, in that exact moment, I will save you KJ. I will save you, and make you into the man you truly could be, and when it is all done....well...you will thank me.

    Gabriel turns, as he flips backwards over the top of the rope, landing on the arena floor. He turns, slowly walking up the ramp, ignoring all the fans who are now bowing. Gabriel reaches the top, as he turns back, looking directly at the camera.

    Gabriel: The only question you need to ask yourself now KJ, is this. I saved my mother, I took away her addictions. In doing so though, did she survive? Or did she die when forced to face her own disgusting self? Because her fate, could very easily be yours.

    Gabriel drops the mic, as he laughs a little. There is almost a sense of maniacal sound behind it, as Gabriel poses at the top of the ramp, to nothing but boos.

    Mike: That is one seriously messed up dude.

    Rocky: He’s had hardships, but he has overcome them and will rid IWA of those same demons he has suffered in the past!


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    Emily Davis: The following contest is set for one fall and is a fatal fourway match to determine the number one contender for the IWA Vanity Championship. Introducing first, from Belfast, Northern Ireland, Juno Mercury!

    Mike: Last week, we learnt the Northern Irish way to make a statement: wave and headbutt!

    Rocky: Flat out assault!


    Emily Davis: Introducing next, from New York City, New York, Sugar!


    Mike: Sugar and Spice has been victimising Mercury over the last couple of weeks and-

    Rocky: More like earning their spot. Mercury has been handed opportunity after opportunity and has dropped the ball every step of the way.


    Emily Davis: Introducing next, from New York City, New York, Spice!

    Rocky: Part two of the sexy duo. I like their chances in this match!

    Mike: Sexy? Have you not noticed the big bruise on her face?


    Emily Davis: And finally, from Atlanta, Georgia, Pieces Pink!

    Mike: See, I think Pink is favourite for this and she is such a wildcard.

    Rocky: Not even worthy to be mentioned alongside Vivica, let alone compete against her!

    The bell sounds - and Sugar and Spice zero in immediately on Juno! Juno stops Sugar cold with a powerful right hand... Spice jumps for a Lou Thesz on Juno - Juno catches her and hoists her high for a powerbomb! Spice senses that she is in clear and present danger, begins to flail and struggle to escape - Juno starts to lose her balance and stumbles close to the ropes... Juno tries to bomb Spice out of the ring! But Spice locks her legs around Juno's head - and takes Juno out of the ring with her!

    Mike: Fans, things are already getting hot in this match - and the match just started! The keyword for this exchange seems to be "urgency" - these Bombshells know that a victory here will put them in line to challenge for the IWA Vanity Championship -

    Rocky: Which is currently held by the Princess of Black Blooded, Vivica herself! The leading lady of IWA has made fools out of every competitor she's come across - especially at Last Resort, where she put both Pisces Pink and Juno Mercury in their places... Ask me, neither of those bimbos should be in there trying to get this shot - again - but hey, I don't make the rules... damn shame...

    Spice and Juno spill to the outside in a heap! Sugar runs to join the melee - but it's not to be, as Pisces grabs her by the hair and spins her around to face her...

    Sugar = Trish/Pisces = Jazz - start at 0:17, stop at 1:36


    Rocky: Will somebody stop that ugly hippo? I mean look at her - she's gonna tear sweet little Sugar in two! Hold on, Sugar's loose - rolls forward - got Pink with a Victory Roll facebuster! Look at that fat ho's face bounce off the canvas!

    Pink lies stunned from the impact, Sugar quickly hits a knee drop to the back of her head - turns Pink over for the pin -

    1!

    2!

    Pink kicks out! Sugar goes for another pin, but Pink wraps her hands around Sugar's neck! The ref gets to the count to get Pink loose...


    Mike: "Ho"? Really, Rocky? Anyway, the ref has gotten Sugar and Pink to separate, back on their feet...

    Rocky: Yes, "ho"! Look at her - everything about her screams "hood trash!" Look at how she carries herself -

    Pisces starts in on Sugar, and Sugar runs away... Pisces chases her as the two go around the ring - Sugar stops, sidesteps, trips Pisces with a drop toe hold - Pisces falls facefirst into the second turnbuckle in the corner! Spice runs to the opposite corner, comes back with a running start - dropkick to the back of Pisces' head while her face is on the turnbuckle!

    Rocky: Ha ha, yessir! Sugar with an impromptu makeover on Pink! Keep it up - rearrange that ugly mug!

    Mike: These may be women, fans, but don't take them lightly - this right here is an taste of how explosive and hard-hitting they are! Now Sugar drags Pisces by the feet to the center of the ring - whoa! Juno's back in the mix with a shot on Sugar!

    Sugar is rocked as Juno hits the ring - and hits a speeding big boot to the side of Sugar's face... but doesn't go down - glancing blow! Juno latches onto Sugar's head and runs to the ropes - throwing her through to the outside!

    Mike: And Juno with an impromptu ejection on Sugar! Smart strategy - keep the number of in-ring competitors to a minimum and capitalize as quickly as possi - wait, looks like Spice is back in the ring... Pisces rolls to the outside, maybe trying to recoop...


    Spice taunts Juno in the ring with a salsa dance as Juno looks on...

    Spice = Layla/Juno = Tamina - start at 1:49, stop at 3:22


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    Juno is reeling outside the ring, trying to shake the cobwebs... but not fast enough to avoid Spice as she bulldozes Juno spine-first into the ring apron!

    Rocky: Did you hear the impact of that girl's back into the edge of the ring! That sounded like a car hitting another car! Damn, can you say "chiropractor"?

    Sugar holds Juno in place, pushing harder, increasing the damage to Juno's back... In the ring, Spice hits the ropes on the opposite side of the ring, gets a full head of steam -

    Mike: Baseball slide dropkick - right to the back of Juno's head! Oh my God, what a shot! Juno - she's out cold!

    Sugar and Spice drag Juno to her feet and slam her face-first into the nearby ringpost! Juno bounces off, but is somehow still on her feet! Sugar and Spice come in to finish the job...

    And Juno takes them both out with a 1-on-2 clothesline! The two Bombshells are taken down to the floor hard! Juno gets a second wind, kicking Spice in the side as she lays on the floor... Sugar gets up and Juno is waiting on her with a suplex - the angle of the throw drives Sugar's lower back into the barricade close by! The crowd pops hard as Juno makes her comeback!


    Rocky: How... what the... what is this?! How did that broad take that kind of punishment and just - just jump up with that craziness? Does she have a steel-plated skull or something?

    Mike: That hard head of Juno Mercury may have been her saving grace - right now, she's kicking butt and taking names on the outside! Look at her go!

    Juno's attention is now on Spice, stomping away at her back before picking her up and bashing her head into the edge of the ring before rolling her in... She follows into the ring, Spice surprises her with a forearm shiver, whips Juno to the ropes, clothesline - Juno ducks, hits the ropes on the opposite side - running shoulder block flattens Spice! Spice gets back up, another running shoulder block from Juno - Spice hits a quick kick to Juno's head, and Juno crashes to the mat! Juno quickly stumbles to her feet - Spice jumps onto the ropes, springboards off - modified bulldog drops Juno! Spice covers -

    1!

    2!

    Thr - wait! Spice is pulled off... by Pisces Pink!


    Rocky: This match has more twists and turns than a backwoods road!

    Mike: True, this match has gone all over the place, with the competitors all taking the upper hand at some point! But now it may have hit a stopping point - the big woman is back and looks ready to do work!

    Pisces holds onto Spice's leg as she pulls her away, but doesn't get her to her feet - instead she grabs the other leg, folds one behind the other, turns around and sits down...

    Mike: The Sign of The Twin Fish! Pisces wants this over with, and quick!

    Pisces torques back, and Spice's screams can be heard above the crowd as they cheer Pink on! But the event gives Juno time to get to her feet - she gets behind Pisces and slaps a sleeper hold on Pisces! The crowd is definitely roaring now!

    Mike: A... I don't believe this - Juno has a submission on Pisces has a submission on Spice! I've never seen anything like it! And neither have these fans!

    Rocky: That's great and all, but who's gonna tap first? This could end at the drop of a hat!

    The tension is mounting - some in the crowd cheer for Pisces while others back up Juno... the chain hold continues on, until Sugar slips back into the ring! She runs toward the front of the three Bombshells... and lands a wicked kick on Juno's face! Juno falls back and releases Pisces - Sugar immediately pulls her off Spice drops her with a short-arm clothesline, but holds on to Pink's wrist! Pulls Pink back up and shoots her for the ropes - Pink fires a clothesline - Sugar catches the arm and takes Pink down for an armbar, wrenching away with unbridled fury!

    Mike: My God, she's trying to pull Pink's arm clean out!

    Rocky: She'll have to - Sugar can't afford to waste any time here! Not a second to waste - put that bloated pig out of her misery!

    Pink screams in agony as pain shoots through her arm like a thousand volts of electricity... and her hand hovers just above the mat...


    Rocky: She's gonna tap... she's gonna tap... she's gonna tap! She's gonna -

    Before it can happen, Sugar's face gets planted into the canvas - courtesy of a timely stomp from Juno Mercury! Sugar releases Pink, who rolls away trying to get feeling back into her arm... Pink stands up. And comes face to face with Juno.

    Mike: We remember the intensity between these two from Last Resort! Are we going to see another round between these two lady titans?!

    Both Pink and Juno, bruised and broken, stand eye-to-eye... the intensity rises like the temperature in July at noon... "Fight, fight, fight, fight, fight!" chants the crowd!

    Both women cock back for haymakers...

    But Spice grabs Juno's arm from behind! Twists the arm into a hammerlock! Sugar manages to get up and hits a stinging kick to Pisces' injured arm - Pisces cries out in pain and stumbles away, unable to defend herself... She catches her breath, then sees her chance as Juno stands helpless... and fires a superkick on Juno! Misses - Juno ducks aside, and Spice takes the full brunt of the superkick! The impact of the kick sends Spice out of the ring! Sugar is totally shocked at her blunder - and can't react when Juno snatches her up for a body slam! But Sugar squirms free - and comes down with a reverse DDT on Juno! Spice jumps up feeling the fire...

    Just in time to be caught by Pisces Pink! Hoisted up in a fireman's carry, spun out -


    Mike: HBIC! Pink hits the HBIC!!! Into the cover -

    1!

    2!

    3!!!


    Emily Davis: Here is your winner... and new number one contender to the IWA Vanity Championship... Pisces Pink!

    Mike: Oh my God what an amazing match!


    Rocky: Cheap shot! A damn cheap shot! Spice never saw it coming!


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    Vivica!

    Vivica skips out, the title around her waist as she skips down the ramp and to the ring.

    Vivica: Poor Poor little Jumpy J, No man, no boobs, no Daddy and now? no title shot. I thought you were the one Juno, I thought you had what it took to beat these other whores and come out on top, come let all the world see Itty Bitty Juno get squished flat for the third time in a row by IWA's Princess, and the Ultimate Daddy's Girl, Me! It must be really sad to be all alone and know that all your dreams are gone, I mean I don't know because I'm not all alone but when I look at you it must be sad, because you are all alone with nothing left to hope for, just like Daddy said.

    The Crowd starts to chant "Crazy Bitch" but Vivica seems not to hear them as her gaze settles a bit apprehensively on Pieces Pink. The crowd sees her fear, starting a "Pink's gonna kill you" chant, which seems to shake Vivica further, though she does her best to hide it, putting on a brave face.

    Vivica: As for you, Stinky Pink-

    Vivica's voice trails off, her head cocked to the side as though she is listening to someone's advice.

    Vivica: Stinky Pinky. Daddy said that you would be back, and Unca said it's those thick bitches that always follow you around after you get them on their backs, but I am not sure this is what he meant. It's ok, I knew you would win, because you have a Daddy that loves you, even if you won't call him Daddy where anyone can hear. My Daddy saw you and those star signs and he knows that Bouncy Blue is your Daddy! Was it his love that let you win?

    Vivica stares at Pieces intently, her fear evaporating under what appears to be intense.... curiosity.

    Vivica: You can feel it too, can't you, that grip on your heart and mind, that certain knowledge that He's proud of you, that He Loves you? That feeling that you would do whatever it takes, just for one more smile from Him?

    This time it's Pieces that looks uncertain, not sure what to make of the clearly insane Vanity Champ

    Vivica: It's ok, you can tell me sweetie! I know how you feel, I know the warmth that spreads as you hear Daddy's voice slither through your soul! The way his voice can wrap around you, hold you and soothe your aches, and let you know that it's all ok, after all blood washes out, and noone will ever look for a couple of old rednecks out in the Boonies anyway, and you feel that firm wooden handle and Daddy's hand on your shoulder as he tells you that everything is different now, and you feel that first surge of Daddy's love and Daddy's Pride, and you know that you could do anything!

    Vivica's voice trails off again as the crowd goes silent, a dreamy expression on her face as though revisiting a very fond memory.

    Vivica: Of course, that's why Daddy knew you would win, he told me that you were gonna be the Bestest Playmate ever, because you have your own Daddy and know what love feels like. So I know that we will soon get to be best friends and play all the time, but this toy?

    Vivica rips off the Vanity championship with one hand, holding it high in the air where the lights can clearly catch the bloodstains still covering the face of the belt.

    Vivica: This is my favorite toy, and Daddy says you never share your favorite toy with people who aren't family. But that's ok, because you will have a daddy to hold and love and kiss you when it's all over and there is nothing left for you to do but cry, unlike poor little Jumpy Juno.

    Vivica smiles broadly at an enraged duo of women, as both Pieces and Juno look ready to tear the champion in half. She whistles, and a pair of Gears walk down the ramp behind her, escorting her to the back as the fans continue to boo and loudly question her sanity.

    ~Commercial~


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    Mike: We’re back, and it’s now official: Vivica will defend her Vanity Championship at Night of Legends against Pieces Pink.

    Rocky: It’s called going through the motions, Mike. Vivica will show why she is the greatest champion of all time, Pink will call her crazy, Vivica will respond proportionately and at the end of it all, Vivica will retain whilst Nelly the elephant raids a box of chocolates like it’s her time of the month.


    Mike: You are such a pig.


    Jman!

    The fans explode with cheers as Jman walks out of the curtain. He immediately makes a beeline for the ring and grabs a microphone angrily.

    Jman: Kyojin, get your ass to this ring so I can kick it all over this arena!

    The fans cheer loudly as Jman kicks the bottom rope and stares intensely at the tron.

    Kyojin!

    The fans boo loudly as Kyojin walks out of the curtain. He has a microphone in one hand and a chair in the other. He sets the chair up and sits down, before bringing his microphone up to his lips.

    Kyojin: You’ll forgive me if I decide not to enter the ring right now, with the way you’re acting- it would be very unfortunate for the IWA fans to have either of us get into a little...accident.

    Kyo smiles vindictively as the fans boo loudly.

    Kyojin: So two weeks ago at Last Resort, you and I went one-on-one for the very first time in history. And you came out on top but after my actions last week, every single person in the IWA world has forgotten all about your little victory. Last week, I got my victory.

    You see Jman, you’re a seasoned veteran- you’ve been here and there. You’ve done everything there is to do, but last week you proved beyond all consequential doubt that mentally, you’re nowhere near what you used to be.

    Essentially Jman, you’re losing it.

    The fans explode with a tirade of boos as Kyo talks over them.

    Kyojin: And last week, you proved that by allowing me to outsmart you. I used one of the oldest tricks in the book to rush down this ramp and viciously attack you with a steel chair. The very same steel chair I’m sitting on right now. To me, this chair signifies victory and...

    Kyojin stands up and folds the chair, holding it up to the crowd.

    Kyojin: Your faceprint signifies your downfall. Something that I won’t be held responsible for. Remember, you brought this on yourself. You had your moment in the sun, you had the victory at Last Resort but I’m going to guarantee you now that you will never, ever beat me again. But don’t worry Jman, you’re going to have the opportunity to make me pay for this faceprint.

    You’re going to have the opportunity...at Night of Legends.

    The fans explode with cheers as a smile marks the face of Jman.

    Kyojin: I see that smile, can we get a camera shot of that?

    The smile disappears immediately as the camera shows Jman.

    Kyojin: Oh don’t get camera shy. Smile for the camera Jman, because it’s the last time these fans will EVER get to see you smile.

    The fans boo loudly once more.

    Kyojin: You see, there’s something I haven’t mentioned. Our match at Night of Legends? That’ll be a Chairs Match.

    The fans go insane as Jman smiles again. Kyojin continues talking.

    Kyojin: I went to Smokey and I got the match done, dusted, sealed, delivered. Come Night of Legends, we’re going to go one-on-one and the most iconic weapon in all of wrestling is going to be legal. Now I know your background Jman, you’re an ex-ECW guy. You love the very definition of hardcore and this chair, the steel chair- you know its significance to hardcore wrestling.

    The steel chair is the basis on which all of hardcore wrestling is built on. Without the chair, there would be no tables, no ladders, no cells, nothing. ECW would never have lived, guys like Mick Foley, Terry Funk, New Jack- they would never have made such an impact on this business. Imagine a world with no ECW chants?

    The fans cheer and an ECW chant begins.

    Kyojin: As much as I couldn’t give less of a damn about any of them, everybody knows what an impact ECW had on the business. They revolutionised wrestling, gave it a new edge. Something you try and keep going Jman. Well guess what, times up.

    Because in three weeks, on the 28th April, your career is coming to an end. And I’m going to enjoy breaking every bone in your body as you feel what steel can really do to a human being.

    See you at Night of Legends Jman.

    Kyojin drops the microphone and slams the chair down onto the stage before laughing and smiling vindictively at Jman, who stares back intensely.

    Mike: Wow! A chair’s match at Night of Legends!

    Rocky: And we have seen how useful Kyojin is with a bit of steel in his hands. I’m certainly thinking that it will be one-a-piece!
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    *The cameras go backstage to the roar of the crowd as they go to Jackson’s locker room where we see Jackson sitting in a chair looking at Alex’s phone with a sledgehammer on one side and Alex on the other. He is still bandaged around the rib area but looks a whole better than he was while in the hospital *

    Jackson: Really?! This is what the bitch said?!

    Alex: Yea babe, I couldn’t believe it and then he shattered the window and jumped out.

    Jackson: He jumped from fi---ahaha who am I kidding we were on the first floor, nothing special.

    Alex: Oh yea, I was just so shocked that he kicked the whole window out.

    Jackson: Come on now, you saw me kick out a window after that jack ass cost me my endurance title!

    Alex: Hey, it was in the heat of the moment babe….look we have to start *points to the camera*

    Jackson: Damn, you’re right! Hey IWA!!! *Crowd cheers* Ahh it’s great to be back here after being out for nearly two weeks. Before I get to talking about the man who took me out, I need to address someone first. Hawk, congratulations on winning the Blackout championship, you finally won your ass a title, now we don’t have to hear you bitch and moan about losing to Shaz over 2 months ago. Also I heard you want to be a dominant champion, well let me say that is a bold statement since you said you were going to be a dominant world champion and look how that turned out, couldn’t even hold on to the briefcase. *smirks* Now let’s move on to more important things.

    As you can see by my bandages, I am still a little banged up but, thanks to the doctors and my beautiful lady here, I feel a lot better. I am going to tell you guys the truth, I was scared when I got thrown off that stage man, hell I saw my life flash before my eyes before going threw that flaming table, it was scar- hahahahah I’m sorry, I just can’t do it. *Continues to laugh* Listen Doom, you think that was the first time I got thrown through a flaming table, bitch, in my entire wrestling career, hell in my entire life, I have been through worst!

    *Pauses for a moment to chuckle to himself before continuing*

    I am not surprised, I am not surprised that you thought you gave me a lesson about running my mouth since you probably did that to all other wrestlers that ever came in contact with you but, I am not like them. I will keep coming at you until you shut my ass up fair and square, you have no help, just us, one on one! Until then doom, you need to shut the fuck up! Talking about I got distracted, of course I got fucking distracted. Who the hell sees lightning indoors?!? I know I haven’t, have you babe? *Alex shakes her head no* I thought so and to make matters worse, you had the nerve to say you had nothing to do with it. Yea, okay, and Domino is not going to get his ass kicked by Blue *rolls his eyes* Silly, Silly robot *laughs*

    So answer me this Doom, how is it that everyone else in the building turn to the direction of where the lightning hit but you?! For some strange reason, you didn’t even bat an eye, didn’t even look, and why? Because you knew it was going to happen! Like I keep saying, you need a distraction to get an upper hand, you are not a threat but, you are a pussy though so there’s that. *Pauses and thinks to himself* You know what Doom, I am tired of your surprises, so I have a proposition for you. At Night of Legends, let’s have a match, one on one so I can prove to the world that you are just a bitch made out of mental!

    *Crowd cheers loudly as a “Boss” chant is heard*

    Jackson: Now I believe my lovely girlfriend has something to say, take it away babe

    Alex: Thank you! Hello IWA, I just have to say it’s wonderful to be back here! Now doom, you left so fast that you didn’t give me a chance to respond and just to let you know I have thought about it. As far as you are concern, I pick the better side to be on, I have faith in this man here to beat you within the inch of your life. You don’t need to be worried about me, what you need to be worried about is what is going to happen to you when you get in the ring with my man here. Oh and another thing, maybe you picked the wrong man to mess with. Think about. *Smiles*

    Jackson: I will be waiting for your response and just in case you try another surprise attack *picks up the sledge hammer* I will have this so choose wisely.

    *Jackson smirks as the cameras fade away as the crowds cheers*


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    Emily Davis: The following contest is set for one fall and is for the IWA Endurance Championship. Introducing first, from Birmingham, England, weighing in at 222lbs, he is the IWA Endurance Champion, Mr. Smyth!

    Mike: Smyth does not look happy.

    Rocky: Being put in to a weekly title defence because your boss is an ass? You wouldn’t be all that chuffed if you were subjected to such bullying tactics.


    Emily Davis: And his opponent, from Los Angeles, California, weighing in at 254lbs, Malcolm Adonis!

    Rocky: He got refused a rematch by Mike Hawk last week and now he gets an opportunity at Mr. Smyth’s Endurance championship. Not very fair, is it?

    Mike: Malcolm Adonis is a pure bred wrestler who connects with the audience like no other. If anyone deserves a title shot, it’s him.

    The ref calls for the bell and gets it, as Adonis stands confident in the ring. He holds his arms out wide as his fans chant "Let's go Malcom!" louder and louder... much to the chagrin of Mr. Smyth...

    Rocky: Come ON already - how cocky can a guy get? How dare this himbo pose and strut... especially in front of his superior, the IWA Endurance Champion!

    Mike: Call it disrespect if you want - I call it a clever opening shot! Adonis may be looking to get into Smyth's head... he knows by now that Smyth is as cunning and calculating as ever. Maybe by shooting down his concentration, Adonis may take away that edge and leave Smyth vulnerable!

    Malcom Adonis = Bobby Lashley/Mr. Smyth = Simon Dean - start at 2:05, stop at 4:27


    Mike: Now Mr. Smyth is on the ropes - literally - with Adonis in pursuit - and Smyth grabs Adonis by the head and tosses him outside through the ropes!

    Rocky: And you thought it was Smyth who was being cornered! See, that's the difference between a poser like Adonis and a champ like Mr. Smyth: Smyth is always thinking ten steps ahead. That whole thing, that was a setup - there was no way Smyth would let some lug like Adonis just bully him around in a wrestling ring without an endgame!

    Mike: But we still have to see this endgame play out... now Smyth still in the ring, telling the ref to start the count. As you may know, fans, competitors have until the count of ten to get back into a ring if they are tossed out or leave it for any reason during most matches - and if Adonis can't do that here, then he's disqualified!

    Rocky: You dork - do you think these people don't already know this?

    Adonis rubs his head after landing on it as he heads back to the ring. He puts his hand on the apron to steady himself - only for Smyth to stomp down on his hand! Adonis jumps back and winces at the pain from the stomp, and the ref chides Smyth for his action. Adonis tries once again to get back into the ring - only to narrowly avoid another stomp from Smyth!

    Rocky: And this is yet another layer to Smyth's strategy - stopping the challenger's momentum. Even if that limp-wristed ref won't continue with his count, Adonis' rhythm has been shot. On top of that, he's going to be on edge now - Smyth's playing mental warfare right here... though in the case of Malcom Adonis, it's not a war. More like a baby getting his binky stolen...

    Smyth tries for another stomp - Adonis draws his hand back again, but this time catches Smyth's leg! Somehow Smyth escapes Adonis' hand and scrambles back toward the center of the ring - giving Adonis enough time to re-enter the ring... Adonis comes right at Smyth...

    Adonis = Valkabious (I guess that's his name)/Smyth = Doug Williams - start at 3:22, stop at 5:55


    Mike: So far, this match has been a slow build, which is just the way Smyth wants it. Smyth is extremely methodical, with a taste for slowly picking apart his opponents and targeting any weak spots he finds - or creates. Smyth is not a flashy or flamboyant wrestler - instead focusing on a lot of British-style technical wrestling to ground and disable his enemies!

    Rocky: Which is a long-winded way of saying: Smyth is pure wrestling domination!

    Adonis braces himself against the ropes as Smyth comes over and gets his attention by laying a stiff chop across Adonis' chest! Adonis winces at first, but then looks up at Smyth with a strong glare. Smyth again with the chop - this time, Adonis doesn't flinch, his glare instead getting more intense. Smyth seems flustered at this and fires a barrage of knife edge chops all over Adonis' chest... with almost no effect! He rears back for an especially nasty chop - Adonis comes off the ropes with a ginormous shoulder block that sends Smyth all the way to the other side of the ring! Smyth has a look of shock and confusion on his face as Adonis steps forward into a pose as the fans pop for him!

    Mike: But you also have to factor in the strength of Malcom Adonis! Six foot two, over 250 lbs - Adonis is no small man! Whereas Smyth is a very technical, very cerebral competitor, Malcom is more straightforward and more explosive! These two extremes make for an amazing match as these men clash for the IWA Endurance Championship!

    Adonis struts forward still basking in the adulation of the masses when disaster strikes in the form of Smyth applying a thumb to Adonis' eye! The ref again reprimands Smyth - for all the good it will do, as Smyth catches Adonis with a European uppercut right after! Another stiff uppercut has Adonis dizzied - Smyth shoots him for the ropes and locks him up for a double-arm backbreaker... hoists Adonis up - Adonis twists and slips his way out, landing on his feet - floors Smyth with a clothesline! The impact can be heard loudly - the crowd even goes "Ooooooooh!" in response as Smyth seems to be laid clean out! Adonis goes in for the pin - Smyth catches Adonis off guard with a surprise pin attempt while lying on the mat - rolls into a small package! The ref counts -

    1!

    2!

    Th - Adonis kicks out! Smyth rolls away and gets up to charge in on Adonis - Adonis swings for another clothesline! But Smyth ducks under it, kicks Adonis in the back of his knee from behind, then drops him with a neckbreaker!

    Rocky: I know you won't admit the truth, Mikey boy, but Smyth is in a league all to himself! You just saw how this man can seize an opportunity at any time with the greatest of ease! That is what makes him stand out as a champion!

    Mike: Even so, his actions over the past few weeks are the actions of anyone BUT a champion! Smyth has gone out of his way to harass and heckle his peers - just ask Sagittarius Blue and Oscar Layman! The man is, if anything, shifty!

    Rocky: But he's still the champion - or do you need your eyes checked to see that?

    Smyth tries again for the pin - Adonis surprises him with a punch to the face from the ground! He gets up and pops Smyth in the mush...

    "YAY" go the crowd.

    Then Smyth with a European uppercut that staggers Adonis! "BOO" go the crowd...

    Mike: And now both champ and challenger are trading blows in the ring! Any strategy or subtlety may have already gone out the window by now!


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    Yay!

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    Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay!

    The crowd is amped up seeing Adonis land a series of right hands on Smyth! Adonis runs the ropes - but Smyth is right behind him, following him to the ropes When Adonis comes back to his spot, no Smyth therere - but Smyth is above him and puts him down with a bulldog! Smyth quickly gets back up and drags Adonis to his feet... forearm shot to Adonis, another, a Euro uppercut, then a double-leg takedown to put Adonis on the canvas -

    Mike: Another excellent strategy from Smyth - dazzle Adonis with strikes to set him up for the takedown! It's very possible - no wait - it's here! The Texas Cloverleaf, Smyth's pet finisher!

    Smyth has the Texas Cloverleaf locked in deep, and the agony going up and down Adonis' lower back runs deep as well! Adonis crawls for the ropes... so slowly... slowly... and Smyth pulls back to the center of the ring and reapplies torque!

    Rocky: Go on, tapout already Adonis!

    Mike: He won't, not when the Endurance Championship is in the balance! There's no room for error or hesitation - it's got to count, and it's got to count TONIGHT!

    Adonis is stranded in the middle of the ring with nowhere to go, Smyth on his back and his muscles feeling like fire! But Adonis rolls over onto his front - and it turns out that Smyth is turned to the side as well since he was holding on... and is put in a situation, with both shoulders on the mat!

    Mike: Desperation pin attempt!

    1!

    2!

    Smyth rolls backwards while still holding Adonis' legs - and rolls him into a pin of his own!

    1!

    2!

    Adonis kicks out - but it's not as vigorous as before...

    Rocky: Ah-HA! The big, ugly eighteen-wheeler is running outta gas! Let's see him keep this up now!

    Mike: Even though Adonis is in great physical shape, all of those pinfall attempts and maneuvers seem like they've left him drained! Adonis is a big man, but big men can lose their steam faster than other people! And right now, unfortunately, that looks like what's going on for the challenger...

    Smyth stuns Adonis with a knee to the gut and whips him to the far corner - but Adonis braces himself and tosses Smyth instead! Smyth runs to the corner with Adonis hot on his heels - Smyth jumps up to the very top turnbuckle and turns around - diving spear on Adonis! Adonis goes down hard! Smyth goes right to the legs and tries his Texas Cloverleaf again - but Adonis has it scouted and kicks Smyth away!

    Mike: Adonis was right to do that - Mr. Smyth would love nothing more than to make Adonis beg for the match to be over... and Adonis knows that the Cloverleaf will be the way Smyth is looking for! After that near-submission from earlier, Adonis knows that he can't afford to go back into that hold!

    Rocky: All to no avail! Try as he might, Adonis is still just a buffoon caught in the web of the clever spider. No amount of trying, baby oil or soul music will EVER change that!

    Adonis holds onto the ropes to get back up, needing the momentary support as his body is on fire from the Cloverleaf... Smyth warily closes in, feinting at Adonis trying to make him make a mistake... Smyth feints in to catch Adonis off guard!

    But Adonis was waiting! Catches Smyth with a right hand! Follows with a barrage of fists before sending Smyth for the ride, Irish whipping him to the ropes! Spinebuster! Adonis stands tall as Smyth lies on the mat... flexes his biceps and kisses it...

    Rocky: Aw no, not this awful move!

    Mike: Yes - the Adonis Elbow is coming! New Endurance Champion could be crowned right now!

    Adonis runs to the ropes, comes back...

    AND STOPS. There, on the other side of the ring, standing on the outside....

    Mike: Mike Hawk! It's Mike Hawk! But what the dickens is the Blackout Champion doing out here?!

    Hawk stands just beyond the ring, with a cold stare on Adonis - and holding the Blackout Championship! Adonis rushes to take a shot at him - and runs right into Smyth! Smyth picks Adonis up for The Rule - goes to plant him -

    But Adonis lands on his feet instead! Angrily locks Smyth up for the Malcom XXX - Smyth slips out and lands behind Adonis - single leg takedown from behind - right into the Texas Cloverleaf! Adonis struggles valiantly, crawling, scratching towards the ropes!

    But the ropes are too far away! Malcom Adonis taps!

    Emily Davis: The winner of this match... and STILL IWA ENDURANCE CHAMPION... Mr. Smyth!

    Mike: Son of a bitch! I don't believe it! Mike Hawk has screwed Adonis out of this championship and Smyth weasels out of it again! I don't believe it!

    Rocky: It's the right result. Mr. Smyth was the better in this entire match and more importantly, how did Mike Hawk screw Adonis out of this match? All he did was show off his lovely new championship.

    The fans erupt with boos as Mr. Smyth victoriously poses with his Endurance championship. Mike Hawk remains outside the ring staring at Adonis, who stares back at him. However, the fans boos turn to cheers when...

    Smokey


    Mike: It's the boss.

    The fans cheer hard as Smokey appears at the top of the ramp. Smokey gestures a cutting motion, signalling for his music to stop. He then brings the mic up to his lips.

    Smokey: I'm gonna keep this short and sweet. Hawk, you may want to give your opponents one chance, and one chance only to compete against you for the Blackout Championship but do you know what? I seems to me that you have some unfinished business with Malcolm Adonis. As a result, this may be the easiest piece of booking that I have ever done. At Night of Legends, we will see Malcolm Adonis take on Mike Hawk for the Blackout Championship.

    The fans explode with cheers as Smokey simply turns to leave. The camera cuts to Mike Hawk who has a scowl of frustration across his face. The camera cuts the Adonis, who smiles at Hawk. The last shot before we go to commercial is Adonis throwing a wink at Hawk.

    ​~Commercial~
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    Mike: We're back, and yet another big match announced for Night of Legends.

    Rocky: Smokey only likes to appear when he gets to make a big decision and make a big impact. It's pathetic.

    Shaz' music hits, as the crowd's heat turns from intense, to lethal as Shaz makes his way to the ring with a mic.

    Shaz: Can you people please do me a favour, and shut the fuck up?

    Crowd boo.

    Shaz: What the fuck is it with you people? In fact, why do you people hate me? I'm here to make sure that you all get what you deserve, and that is a quality interview by myself, and IWA's second best- Chris Divine. Don't you people get what I'm trying to do?

    Crowd boo, and then begin to chant SHAZ SUCKS as he smirks.

    Shaz: Last week, Divine came out here and showed me disrespect- by ruining my celebration, and you people loved it. And that just proved a point. That point is, that you people suck up to the superstars that don't have no love, for this business at all! You suck up to the idiots who don't have no morals!

    However, Divine- because of your lack of respect. That has actually made me realize- that I shouldn't do what everyone else tells me to do, and "earn" the respect. It's actually made me realize, that what I SHOULD do- is beat the respect out of you.

    Crowd boo as Shaz smirks.

    Shaz: Yeah, keep booing me. You know I'm correct- but that's the problem, init? The truth hurts all the time! But let's face it, I understand. You wouldn't exactly want a "chav" being the top man of IWA would ya?!

    I know, I wouldn't either- but the amount of times I keep getting called a bloody "chav" is absolutely abysmal!!

    Crowd chant CHAV! CHAV! CHAV! as Shaz looks pissed.

    Shaz: Alright, alright- keep it down now. First of all, I'd like to introduce you all to the one and only, oh so fine, who fails to shine: CHRIS DIVINE!

    Crowd explode with cheers, as Chris Divine's music hits. However, the man who comes out..isn't a man at all. In fact, it's a midget- who looks like Chris Divine. He comes out wearing Divine's baggy jeans, cap, polo shirt, and shades- before he slides into the ring as Shaz stares at him.

    Shaz: Take a seat, Divine.

    The midget goes to sit down on the chair, but he fails.

    Shaz: Oh for fuck's sake!

    Shaz picks the midget up, and places him on the chair.

    Shaz: Okay, now I've got a question for you Christopher. Why exactly do you think you'll beat me at Night of Legends?

    Midget: Because Divine is the face of IWA! Divine knows that he is better than everyone else, and if there is no way that Divine is going to let you win! This is Divine's chance to cement his status as legend and Divine is gonna put his 13 size boot up your candy ass you chumperino!

    Shaz: You must be joking, right? First of all, you aren't the face of IWA- because the wrestler who holds that current position, is me. Don't believe me? Then why exactly am I, IWA's World Heavyweight Champion?!

    Midget: Because you cashed in a briefcase! Divine thinks that's a rooty pooty way of winning the title!

    Shaz: Seriously? You're obviously the 13232th person, who thinks that the only way I could've won this title- was by cashing in a briefcase. But what you Muppet's don't realize, is that regardless of me having a briefcase, or NOT. I would've won this sexy strap anyway!

    Midget: But Divine still thinks you suck.

    Shaz: Why exactly do I suck?

    Midget: Because Divine thinks everyone sucks! The truth of the matter is, if your name isn't Divine- then you don't suck! Simples!

    Shaz: But what if your name IS Divine?

    Midget: Then...then..

    Shaz: Exactly! So let me tell you- if your name IS Divine, then obviously you must suck! Because the only way you can get over, is by stealing other wrestlers' gimmick! Congratu-fucking-lations Divine!

    Midget: But wasn't you the one who debuted with CM Punk's gimmick?

    Shaz: Errr, no...no. That was a misunderstanding, you see-

    Midget: EXACTLY! You're a hypocrite Shaz! Divine thinks you're a hypocrite!

    Shaz looks at the Midget as he looks humiliated, and pissed off at the same time. He flicks Divine's cap over, as it falls to the ground. Shaz then goes to pick it up.

    Midget: HEY! That's Divine's! Gimme my cap back you chump! It's first of the many things that I've been spoon-fed with by management! Give it back!

    Shaz: Come and get it, are you too much of a chump for that?

    Shaz bullies the midget around, as he grabs the midget's shades, and he throws them across the ring. Shaz puts his hand higher, each time the midget jumps to grab his cap. Shaz then grabs the midget and launches him out of the ring, causing the midget to bounce off of the announcer’s table.

    Mike: Oh, come on. Shaz got this guy to pretend to be Divine and now what? He’s just bullying him?

    Rocky: Shaz is the top dog of this company and he has to prove that on a daily basis, regardless of who he has to prove it to.


    Shaz rolls out of the ring and walks straight over to the announcer’s table. He rips off the top and throws one TV monitor to one side. He then picks up the other one and waits for the midget to get back up.


    Mike: Oh my God, no! Don’t do this. SON OF A BITCH!


    Rocky: Damn! Midget got done!


    Shaz stands over the bloodied midget as he looks to the crowd laughing, and they boo viciously in response. Shaz the picks up the midget and slams him down onto the table. Shaz get’s onto the table himself and positions the midget...


    Rocky: BEST IN THE WORLD! RIGHT THROUGH THE TABLE! YEAH, BABY!


    Shaz gets back up, rolls back into the ring and picks up his World Title. He screams to the crowd that it is his and they will respect that. All of a sudden...


    Chris Divine!


    Divine appears at the top of the staging area to a roar of cheers and stares down at Shaz. Divine doesn’t make a move, but instead applauds Shaz. Divine has no mic, but he can be heard saying “Like that, is it? My turn next week!”

    Rocky: His turn next week? What the hell does that mean?


    Mike: I guess we’ll find out soon enough.


    Divine stares at Shaz for a moment long before turning to leave the arena. It is on this image that the screen fades to black, before the IWA logo flashes across the screen.



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