Mike: Welcome ladies and gentlemen to IWA Sunday Night Chaos!
Rocky: We have a lot of action in store for you people here tonight, and ...
Chris Divine's new music blares over the PA system, as the fans actually cheer for Divine. He walks out from the back carrying the JBW Intercontinental title on his shoulder. He stands at the top of the ramp for a moment, before making his way down the ramp and into the ring.
Mike: Wow! What a way to start Chaos off, with Chris Divine!
Rocky: Last week, he and Tommy Thunder shocked the wrestling world, when Divine challenged Thunder to a match, 1 year in advance.
Mike: It's official, Tommy Thunder vs Chris Divine for the first time at Destined for Immortality II. The question now is..what's next?
Rocky: We know Tommy Thunder isn't here tonight. So I'm wondering what Divine has to say.
Divine is in the ring, where he now has a mic, as his music fades. He raises the microphone, while looking around.
Divine: One year. One year from now, Divine will stand in this ring, and face arguably the biggest name in wrestling today...Tommy Thunder....
The fans immediately erupt in a huge Thunder chant.
Divine: One year...but that leaves everyone wondering...what is going to happen with Divine in the next year. Divine has been hit up on twitter, Divine has been hit up on facebook, Divine has been even hit up on myspace..that's how many people have been wondering what is going on with Divine. So...Divine is going to lay it out for all of you. Divine has considered leaving...Divine has considered leaving IWA, leaving EWNCW, leaving JBW, and going over seas to hone Divine's skills. Hell, if Divine is wanting to beat Thunder, if Divine is wanting to put on a 5 star, unforgettable match, then Divine needs to adapt, and over seas, they have technical, hardcore, high flying, they have it all!
Mike: What!? Chris Divine can't leave!
Rocky: Let him leave.
Divine: Divine isn't leaving though..no...Divine is staying here in IWA. So that still leaves the question, what's next. Well, Divine has sat back on the sidelines, in ICW, and in IWA, and watched, as people like Van Hooligan X, AJ Dixon, and Shaz, stood at the top of the mountain, and made the company they represented look like a fool while holding the world title. See, that's the problem. This company has never had someone at the front, at the top, who these fans can get behind, who these fans can cheer for, and who took the title to a whole new level. Yeah, there was Kyojin, but let's be honest, he won the World title just as ICW closed, and yeah, there was KJ Punk, but come on...he is best known for his catch phrase. His singular catch phrase. Divine means, atleast Divine has multiple catch phrases!
Divine chuckles, as some fans laugh and cheer, but a few boos are heard.
Divine: So...Divine stands here, wanting to bring a change to IWA. Now, Divine knows Smokey set up this beat the clock challenge for AJ Dixon and KJ Punk....but Divine doesn't care. Divine wants Shaz 1 on 1 in this ring, Divine wants to take Shaz to his limit and become the new World Heavyweight Champion! So...Shaz...Divine is not leaving this ring until you get your ass out here...
Divine stands, waiting to no reponse.
Divine: Divine is waiting....
Mike: That's not Shaz' music! Who is it!?
Rocky: No..it can't be....he can't be in IWA....
A man walks out from the back, to nothing but boos from the fans.
Mike: ARTEMIS ECLIPSE! MY GOD!
Eclipse immediately runs down the ramp, as Divine drops the belt and mic, as Eclipse slides into the ring, and the two are immediately going at it! They are going blow for blow, exchanging shots, as Smokey comes out from the back, onto the ramp, as he motions. Officials from the back come running out, as Smokey and the officials run into the ring, trying to split the two men up.
Mike: It's no use! They can't keep Divine and Eclipse apart. These two men hate each other!
Rocky: Here comes the locker room!
Wrestlers from the back, Smyth, Blue, Layman, Pamich, Adonis, Black Blooded, Damaged Goods, and others, all come running out from the back, right into the ring. They try splitting the two men up and for a moment, they have them to separate sides. Eclipse breaks free though, and jumps through the air, coming down on Divine and the people holding him back. Eclipse just starts wailing off, hitting anyone in sight, as he is pulled back somewhat. Divine breaks free, as he spears Eclipse down, and begins to nail him with shots as well. The two men are finally pulled apart, as wrestlers and officials pull Divine out of the ring to the outside.
Mike: My god! Eclipse is in IWA! This changes everything!
Rocky: Why is he here!? What does that bastard have to do with this company!?
The two men are still trying to break free, but neither are able to.
*The camera cuts backstage where Extremely Lethal, in white lab coats, is not sitting in a laboratory, but on stools. Their backs are to the camera, where they are staring at two whiteboards with equations on them. They then turn toward the camera.*
Venomous: So we didn’t win last week in round one of our experiment to prove our hypothesis. But that is why we are conducting seven rounds of studies, because all we have to do is win four.
Carbon: Pardy Boyz, they got lucky last week, they escaped our grasps, but that is only for one week, we still have up to six weeks left, six rounds of testing we have to perform to prove our hypothesis. They can’t escape the lethal beating we will be giving them during the course of this experiment.
Venomous: See what we have here…
*Venomous and Carbon turn slightly to give the camera a view of the whiteboard, which has various numbers and equations, as well as drawings which seem to be replicating their match with the Pardy Boyz from last week.
Venomous: Is an equation that calculates the exact moment at where we no longer had a chance of winning the match. We calculated this mistake with our human error percentage, and have come out with a strategy of what the Pardy Boyz will do, and if we see that, we know this will signify they are coming close to winning, and won’t make the same mistake twice.
Carbon: We are chemists, but we are also professional wrestlers, and our knowledge allows us to calculate and pinpoint what we need to do, and what we need to fix.
Venomous: But we don’t just only calculate, we mix, and our elements, our in ring style proves that when we mix with the Pardy Boyz, the beating we will give them, won’t let them last seven rounds. We may have lost the first round, but don’t think for a minute the Pardy Boyz came out the same. They’re hurt and they know it and with six more rounds of testing to go, we’re going to last longer, they won’t be able to last all of the testing rounds
Carbon: We may be down zero to one, but we are going to get those IWA Tag Team title shots. We are going to win this series, and we are going to validate our hypothesis. Pardy Boyz we will see you next week for our second round of testing, our second match. You’re not going to last seven rounds, because we are lethal in that ring… Extremely Lethal!
*They turn back towards the whiteboards and put their cameras to the back as they study the whiteboards more. The camera then fades away.*