The theme for Chaos blares over the PA system, as the fans are going crazy. The camera's zoom in on Mike and Rocky.
Mike: Well folks, we are off the heels of an exciting PPV! Full Throttle will definitely go down as a game changer! We saw a young girl be buried alive, a mess up by a real star, and a special referee being brought in for the main event of Destined for Immortality.
Rocky: That's right! Jman has been contracted by IWA! He is now an official wrestler, and will be the guest ref at Destined for Immortality. I wonder if he can keep order in the match!
Mike: I'm not sure, he has 6 men who are gunning for the gold. As for tonight, on the road to Destined for Immortality, we have some huge things in store. We will hear from Jman for the first time! HolyJose will go 1 on 1 with Darius. Shaz will defend his World title for the first time, against who we are still not sure.
Rocky: And we will hear from the new Endurance Champion, my best friend, a man I'm proud to call champ, unlike Kyojin, Mr Smyth! By the way, I know his first name.
Mike: No way! You do!? What the hell is it!? That is the one thing I've always wondered...
Rocky: It's.....you know what...never mind. He wouldn't want me to share it.
Van Hooligan X
*Dat music. It can only mean 1 person. Yup! Out comes Van Hooligan X to an array for boos that he feeds off every night. With an arrogant smirk on his face he takes his time walking down the ramp and gets into the ring but not before grabbing a mic left on the steel steps*
Van: Lively people tonight it seems. *The boos massively increase, it's like he killed a bag of drowning puppiess or something.* Anyway, I have some very important news that I need to tell you all.
What? You think it's the #1 contender match for the tag team titles? Hahahaha! Nah. I can safely say that is 1 match I don't need to tell you idiots the outcome of. It's already a done deal. No need to a soon to be squash match, ya get me?
*We have now arrived at boo'ing central!*
Didn't think you'd get it. Anyway, I'm firstly out here to tell you some sad news.
Carlos brand new 72 inch TV hasn't arrived yet to his sweet crib, and therefore he will not be here tonight because this is far more important then performing for you...err...Where are we again? Oh right yeah. performing for you Nowhere-for-100-miles-ville people.
So from me to you Carlos, I hope it arrives soon so we can watch some sports on it.
But I have something else I need to get off of my chest as well. So why not do it in front of you people. It's The Infection. Ya see, it truly is coming along nicely. Me and Carlos are tag team champions to be, Athena is dominating a mans world with just her left tit and AJ Dixon is...Err...Hmm. Yeah, AJ Dixon. We've got a bit of a problem and this needs to be fi--
Dixonâ€™s music interrupts Van and the boos continue as another part of the Infection steps out on to the stage. Dixon has a mic in his hand and waits for the crowd to settle down before speaking.
Dixon: Are yâ€™all done? All I do is show my face and I get shit for it. This place sucks worse that Pieces Pink behind the Stop-&-Go. You all honestly have no idea what da hell you are looking at do ya?!
You are looking at the future, you are looking at the best, you are staring upon the Primetime Superstar, AJ Dixon, the best thing that has ever happened to this God forsaken town. You should all be thanking me for wasting my time here.
The crowd roars again with boos, as all Dixon does is stand their and bask in the hate from the crowd.
But let me apologize for my behavior, I have interrupted my â€œgoodâ€ friend Van Hooligan X. Van your a great guy, a fantastic wrestler. Honestly, you fools have no idea what great company you guys are in. You are in the company of two of the greatest wrestling has ever seen.
I heard you talking about the Infection and I thought that I might listen in. Then I heard my name and I figured you were gonna say somethinâ€™ nice, figured you were gonna to give me a shout out or somethinâ€™ to that nature. But then I heard you say something about a problem.
A problem? A PROBLEM? What seems to be the â€œproblemâ€ Van? You canâ€™t honestly think that there is a problem with Primetime could you? A problem with the founder of the Infection? A problem with the guy that put this whole thing together? A problem with the guy who, without, no of this would be possible?!? Please Van, we are all wanting to know; Whatâ€™s the problem?
*Van doesn't reply for a who seconds and doesn't look impressed whatsoever. Considering the 2 people who're in the ring right now it's surprising this hasn't turn to fisticuffs*
Van: First off, don't get lippy with me. We're on the same side here for fuck sake. So don't vent your frustrations on me, do it on the next victim you wrestle against.
But I actually do respect you Dixon so lemme answer your question. My main problem is that your head isn't on the bigger picture. I understand that you're upset that Shaz did something even more dirty then what I'd do but you WILL get that title back. The Infection is spreading and we will take over all the Gold.
All you have to do is take your head out of your own ass and stop sulking, pick yourself up and remember the master plan. If you actually manage to do this it won't be very long until you're the world champion here and these fans hate us even more for basically changing the whole balance of this federation.
Dixon: Are you sure we are on the same side? It seems like ever since yâ€™all got here, Dixon has been on da back burner. Letâ€™s not forget folks, why Van And Carlos are here. It was me! I brought them back! If I had not made a few phone calls, then The Infection would not be what it is today. This is my team!
You talk like my focus is blurred. My eye has been on the prize from the get go, that being the World Title, MY WORLD TITLE! If we are supposed to be a â€œteamâ€, then where weâ€™re you when Shaz cashed in? HUH? Where you and Carlos when I lost the title? Huh? If we are supposed to be a team, if we are supposed to be a part of this bigger thing, then why was the â€œteamâ€ not there for me?
I get no respect being a part of this team, no one cares about Primetime! I am only overshadowed by you and Ramon! No one feels I deserved that title, and that is yâ€™allâ€™s fault! Yâ€™all are the reason I get no respect, and yâ€™all are the reason I donâ€™t have my title! So you know what my problem seems to be? My problem seems to be The Infection!
Van: This isn't your team. Never was, never will be. Its OUR team. Congrats, you helped improve IWAs roster by bringing us in but you don't get anything but a pat on the shoulder.
Lemme point something else out to you. I don't talk like anything but the truth. Your vision is blurred right now. We helped you win the title buddy, you're going to have to learn to retain it on your own sometimes. Or is that too much for you "champ"?
I'm done talking to you out here if you're just going to blame everyone but yourself for failing. Especially when you're yapping on about crap you don't need, like respect. No room in The Infection for respect. It's all about domination, and you better figure out what you want more. The idiotic wrestlers in the back and these inane peoples respect along with a broken dream of being world champion again, or stop acting like a little bitch and sucking the past up, moving on and actually being world champion for the second time and sticking to the ever so simple plan.
*Van starts to leave the ring, but as he turns around Dixon grabs his arm and swings him back around. Dixon gets right in Vans face.*
Dixon: Ainâ€™t no room for respect in the Infection? I can see that, since I donâ€™t seem to have any of yours! My vision is not blurred, I can see crystal clear what is ahead of me, and when it comes around, no one will see it cominâ€™.
Youâ€™re right Van, I need to suck it up and move on, let the past be the past. But Iâ€™m not quick to forgive and forget, so you can believe that no one is safe from me. The plan?... Alright, yea Iâ€™ll stick to the â€œplan.â€ But Iâ€™ll promise you this, when push comes to shove, Primetime knows who his true allies are... Me, Myself, and I! And hopefully I wonâ€™t have to rely to those three quite yet.
*Dixon letâ€™s go of Vans arm and leaves the ring. Van stands in the ring and watches as Dixon heads up the ramp and exits the arena. The camera's cut to the back, where we see Dave Steele walking through the arena.
Mike: Up next is Dave Steeles match with Kay One! If Steele wins, he gets Malcolm Cage 1 on 1 at Destined for Immortality. This should be good! Stay tuned folks!