The theme for Full Throttle blares, as the camera's come right in, focusing in on Mike Jones and Rocky Reynolds.
Mike: Folks! We have finally arrived at Full Throttle, and this is our last stop on the road to Destined for Immortality!
Rocky: But before this night is over, we will see some huge things go down!
Mike: Malcolm Adonis going 1 on 1 with Shining Light in a Buried Alive match.
Rocky: Black Blooded vs Damaged Goods for the IWA World Tag Team Championships in Hell in a Cell.
Mike: Darius vs KJ Punk with AJ Dixon as the special ref for the Endurance Championship.
Rocky: IF Punk wins, Kyojin holds onto the gold, and if Darius wins, Smyth becomes the new champ!
Mike: And to top it off, we've got a tornado tag match between Shaz, Chris Divine, Sagittarius Blue, and Rob Rage! This night is going to be off the hook!
Ron and Skyler come out from the back to a nice size pop from the fans, as they walk down the ramp and into the ring. They each climb a corner, posing, as flashes go off. They climb down, and wait, watching up the ramp.
Carlos Alberto Ramon
Carlos and Van walk out together to CAR's music, as they make their way down the ramp and into the ring. The ref is in the ring as well, as he signals for the bell.
Santino= Drek, Brodus Clay = Macoonie/Dolph Ziggler = CAR, Jack Swagger =VHX (stop at 7:38)
(stop at 7:38)
Rocky:â€¦ Wow. I did notsee that coming... like, at all! Is this for real?
Mike:Oh it's damn real! Kayfabulous had a rough start but their potentials showing through! I think some fire got lit under Macooonie â€“ the big man is rolling hard now!
CAR jumps to his feet only to take an extra large shoulder block from Macoonie â€“ one big enough to knock him out of the ring through the ropes! Macoonie is inside the ring getting fired up â€“ and the crowd cheering him on only fuels him that much more.
CAR lands awkwardly on the floor â€“ and Drek is sizing him up on the ring apron. CAR struggles to his feet...
And is struck by a flying knee strike as Drek runs and leaps from the apron!
Mike:Holy cow, what a shot!! Did you see that?!
Rocky:I don't get it, Mikey, I honestly... I mean, these are nerds! Fucking NERDS! INTERNET TROLLS! How the fuck -
Drek lays into CAR as he lies on the floor, standing up to soak in the ovation from an approving audience... just in time to take a hockey stick shot to his kidney area courtesy of VHX!
Mike:How about WHAT THE FUCK was the ref doing when VHX came in with the foreign object shot?
Camera footage is brought up to the in-ring action rewound a few seconds â€“Macoonie had been dancing around so excitedly that he bowled over the referee â€“ who had been knocked down and was unable to keep an eye on the outside action!
Mike: Damn it...
Rocky:Typical nerds â€“ a little glory goes straight to their heads and their heads swell right the fuck up! This is the kind of thing that real wrestlers understand: overconfidence kills!
Macoonie is in the ring still trying to revive the ref... and while he is, VHX and CAR put some serious work in on Drek. Both put the boots to him, and VHX lifts him and slings him straight into the steel steps â€“ Drek slams into them head first.
Rocky: This, see, this right here, is how IWA's premiere up and coming tag team regains control. Do you see?
Mike: I see assault charges out there! VHX and CAR are working over Drek like mad, taking advantage of the ref being out from before!
The ref is finally back up, but by that time The Infection are back in their corner and Drek is lying by himself on the outside. Now Macoonie is left as the legal man with no backup to tag to, while CAR has tagged in VHX...
Rosey = Macoonie/HHH = VHX (start at 3:16, end at 5:44)
VHX has Macoonie hooked up for a devastating move... but even at his limit, Macoonie's strength is still a force to be reckoned with â€“ he backdrops him hard to the mat! Drek is on the apron at last, wounded but ready to help his partner! Macoonie makes a last ditch effort to reach his corner... TAG! In comes Drek! Flying forearm to VHX! Clothesline to VHX! CAR steps in to stop him... gets locked up in a headlock! VHX gets up and tries to join the fray... Drek gets a running start while still holding VHX in the headlock... Running knee strike to CAR into a bulldog to VHX!!! The arena is coming unglued in a frenzy! Drek is on fire, and feeling it all the way! He motions to VHX to get up...
Mike: This has been one hell of a match â€“ and Drek has single handedly changed the tide of this whole bout! Could this be the finish!
VHX is stumbling about... and in his rush to get away from Drek, he knocks down the ref! He still stumbles about in a daze... Drek is waiting to deliver what seems to be a superkick, cocked and loaded...
While CAR sneaks up onto the apron behind him â€“ and delivers a deadly elbow shot to Drek's temple! Now Drek is on wobbly legs...
And he stumbles right into VHX â€“ who was only pretending to be dizzy! Vanhammer!!! Vanhammer!!! CAR dashes into the ring, rouses the ref and bails out of the ring! The crowd is LIVID!!! The cover... the count...
Mike: NO! NOT LIKE THIS!
Emily Davis: Your winners... Van Hooligan X and Carlos Alberto Ramon... The Infected!!!
Carlos climbs back into the ring, as VHX and CAR stand tall, celebrating in the ring.
Mike: Infection wins, and are the #1 contenders. Oh my gosh!
Rocky: Yes! Yes! They will be tag champs sooner rather than later!
Mike: Well folks, we are cutting to the back where we are about to hear from KJ Punk.
The camera's cut from VHX and CAR in the ring, to the back. Backstage we see Seth Gabel with a microphone in hand.
Seth Gabel: Ladies and gentlemen, KJ Punk!
KJ Punk walks into the frame as the crowd pops for him
Gabel: Punk, how do you feel about tonightâ€™s match with Darius with Kyojinâ€™s Endurance Championship on the line?
Punk: Gabel, I feel good. Darius doesnâ€™t care about Smyth. Iâ€™m good friends with Kyojin. That means Iâ€™m going to fight a whole lot harder for him because I want him to keep his championship. Heâ€™s the only true champ in this company, and I donâ€™t want to be the cause for that to change and I wonâ€™t allow it. Iâ€™m going to put my heart and soul into this match as if the Endurance Championship was mine and Iâ€™ll win for Kyojin.
Gabel: How do you feel about your opponent, Darius?
Punk: Obviously Darius needs some psychiatric help. Heâ€™s a nut job. He needs to be surrounded by four walls and locked in a cage. And at Destined for Immortality, he will be along with me and four other men. And Iâ€™m going to beat him until his docile and wonâ€™t ever pose a threat to anyone in this federation again.
Gabel: Another man in that match, AJ Dixon, is the referee for tonight. What are your thoughts on him?
Punk: Heâ€™s a desperate man. He brought a cancer into IWA. One thatâ€™s already killed one fed and will happily kill another. And I hope it was worth it for him to be champ for, like what, five days? That goes to show that he doesnâ€™t deserve the title. Ever since the title was stolen from around my waist, it has carried a tainted image, and once I regain it, itâ€™ll bring balance back to the universe.
Gabel: This past Chaos, Darius offered his hand to you and you turned away. Do you feel Darius was being genuine or was he merely playing a game?
Punk: Iâ€™ve been a student of wrestling my whole life and thatâ€™s the oldest trick in the book. If I wouldâ€™ve taken his hand, he wouldâ€™ve given me the â€œI suck dickâ€ or whatever the hell he calls his finish. I ainâ€™t stupid. Heâ€™s lucky I didnâ€™t just go ahead and drop his ass right then there.
Gabel: Any last words for Darius before your match tonight?
Punk: Get ready, this wonâ€™t be the last time I destroy you.
Punk looks into the camera's, and then walks off. The camera's turn back to Seth.