Shaz: SHUT YOUR MOUTH!
Crowd burst into laughter as Shaz gets really angry.
Shaz: Yes I wanna talk about titles! In fact, I wanna talk about one of the titles, also known as the IWA World Heavyweight Championship, which I will rightfully win after I pin my opponents one..two..three! Or hell, I could settle it in an even more aggressive and devious manner! Which would also include myself making my opponents tap out! And I hope to make you tap out Adonis!
Shaz: Right after I defeat you! That is the beginning. That point is the beginning, of the Shaz Era! I'll make the IWA World Heavyweight Championship as prestigious as ever, because it deserves the shiny features that it originally has. But if I fail to win the belt, which I HIGHLY doubt, that belt will fall into some other imbeciles hand. Which will cause the belt to be full of many many filthiness.
Shaz: And don't ever call me "bro" again you ignorant bastard! I am not your bro! I'm not even your buddy! Cause right now, you're gambling your own life for thinking that I'm your bro and buddy! You see Adonis! That so called "train wreck of a speech" wasn't a speech at all! It was just the truth! You yourself, know that you are indeed a homosexual! Well, since you enjoy getting Orlando Jordan with everyone, I'll take ya as a bi-sexual!
Shaz: You see Adonis! You really do need to acknowledge some serious facts into your head. I mean, was your insult about me being on drugs really insensitive? Hmm, got a simple answer for that..NO! I actually enjoy getting high every single day, with me smoking my weed! And you know, I'm literally familiar and obsessed with cocaine as well!
Shaz: Your insult isn't really valid now, seeing as I am associated with drugs. And you pathetic people can stop laughing as well! I proved you all wrong! What more do I need to do? You are all absolutely hideous! And the drugs I take, are correct. Extremely clean and fresh unlike all of that oil on your body. I am an example of a King, where as you are just an example of a unattractive pig.
The crowd boo at Shaz while some chant SEXY MALCOLM.
Shaz: Indeed I have been taking word classes. You see, I don't care what you used to call them back in your day. This is the new generation, in fact like Bobby Roode would say, the selfish generation. Which will include me, the Shaz-Ma-Taz, destroying the whole of IWA bit by bit. And this generation is absolutely ridiculous. Listening to there ridiculous Nicki Minaj music, and the ridiculous SWAG and YOLO shirts, when they should be listening to the real stuff like DMX and wearing the real stuff like Ralph Lauren and Louis Vuitton!
Crowd boo as there are loads of people wearing SWAG and YOLO shirts.
Shaz: And yes, I do indeed know what a homo sapien is. It is in fact, another word for humans. But in these cases. You are all brainless, talentless homo sapiens. You've got 99 problems and issues, and being a homo is undeniably one. But like I said earlier, also. Another one of those 99 problems and issues, are also you being a normal straight guy. So like I said, that classifies you as a bi-fuckin'-sexual, ya know?
Shaz: And you know what else? You aren't the damn freak of nature! I can rightfully assure you that you are the freak of hideousness. I mean, you look hideous. You talk as if you are hideous. You act like you're hideous. You walk like you're hideous, therefore, you are hideous. And I hope you take all of those facts into consideration, and most importantly, into your heart. 'Cause you need to realize how hideous you really are.
Shaz: The way I address the women, is the correct way! The way I address the women, well, slags. Is the way that every single fool should address them! Those slags don't deserve to be treated like diamond. In fact, that's all they do. Use you, and use you for diamonds, and once they refund all the diamonds, they will steal your money, like the slags that they are. I can assure you that every single women that are in this arena..should just go back to the kitchen.
The crowd boo as Shaz just smirks. He slides outside the ring and grabs a chair. Heads back into the ring, and sits on the chair as he smirks.
Adonis: Yo, Shaz.. Next time you're gonna blow chunks of flour and dandelions all over the ring, gimme a heads up, yeah? I could listen to you rant and ramble all night son, I mean you gotta do something to try and mask your lame ass wrestling skills, ain't that right? I mean, you're the guy that makes Ricardo Rodriguez look like a champion, ain't that right ladies!?
The ladies in the crowd give a collective 'Mmhm!' as Adonis circles Shaz in the chair.
Adonis: See, unlike you Shaz, I don't gotta come out here and make wild claims that i'm the best in the world at somethin', Malcolm just knows he's the best damn lookin' fella out there. I ain't gotta come out here and tell all these people that i'm gonna beat yo' ass here tonight, it's just gonna happen. You wanna take drugs? Hell BRO, y'all can snort n smoke whatever you like, but there's only one drug that ol' Malcolm needs, and that's looooove baby! Every time Malcolm sees one of these ladies out here, I get a little taste of heaven, without sendin myself to hell later, you know what am sayin'?
Adonis stops in front of Shaz, staring him down before smiling widely.
Adonis: Y'see Shaz, if I lose to you tonight, I can deal with that, and y'know why? Cos win or lose, Malcolm Adonis got the body that gets all the bodies rockin'. I'm gonna be pretty tonight, tomorrow and next week son, so i'm cool with that.. But you.. what happens if you lose tonight? Well.. let Malcolm look right into his crystal ball son.. if Shaz loses tonight.. he ain't nothin' but a big mouthed wannabe, who's only claim to fame is that's he's the best in the world.. at claimin to be the best in the world.. an' i just don't think you can handle that.. can you chippy? So how about you get yo'self up off that chair.. Malcolm wants to beat yo' punk ass black and blue.. for the ladies..
Malcolm drops his microphone and places his hands on his trousers. He gyrates in Shaz's face and then tears the trousers off revealing his golden ring attire before backing off into his corner.
Shaz: Shut the fuck up Malcolm! I don't rant or ramble! I express everything I say in the matters of fact! You know what I say is true is Malcolm. Just don't deny it like every other pussy in the IWA and me Lame ass wrestling skills huh? Well, you obviously haven't witnessed my true abilities in the ring? Have you even observed any of my matches?! You are an asshole!
Shaz: Don't ever associate me to Ricardo Rodriguez! He is a personal ring announcer, and nothing else! You say that I have lame ass wrestling skills! You say that I make Ricardo Rodriguez look like a champion? Well, in reality, you and all these ignorant pigs know that your statement and claims are absolutely false! Full of tons and tons of inaccuracy! You are the wrestling equivalent of Hornswoggle and Khali! So shut your mucky mouth!
Shaz: So let me consider something! I've got a proposition for you! How about this? You let me keep talking, and let me carry on expressing my feelings and actions, while you, shut your mouth or walk right into a Best in the World! I'm warning you Malcolm! Your jokes, aren't humorous whatsoever! But the only thing humorous about you, and your jokes, is that they are absolutely tragic!
Shaz: You see Malcolm! My claims that I am the best in the world are facts. They're not supposed to be witty, or pathetic, cause it's a FACT. I'm better than you in the ring! I'm better than you on the mic! Hell, I'm even better than you at being the attractive one! I've got an additional amount of charisma unlike you! The pigs may cheer you, loudly. But those pigs boo me, deafeningly.
Shaz: I know that I am better than you at all of those things I stated just recently. You see, my ability in the ring will crush your ability in small, tiny, little pieces. I promise you that all of these pigs, are gonna leave this arena. Full of tears, shattered hearts, because it's only a matter of time before I whoop yo' plastic ass!
Shaz: Hmm. Your statement sounds legit ya know. After what you've just said, about being able to deal with me beating you tonight, just justifies the fact that you have acknowledged in your head, that I can demolish your ass any time, any where, and any place. And don't even try and forbid that fact! And I can promise you one more thing, this match tonight, between yourself and me. HELL! I can see it going down as a damn squash match!
Shaz: Who the hell are you calling a big mouthed wannabe?! You see, I don't try and duplicate anyone in the wrestling industry. And trust me! There is only one single ability you have that I'll accept, and I'm man enough to admit that. You look like Carlton from Fresh Prince of Bel Air! Your claim to fame, is tryna act like Carlton from Fresh Prince of Bel Air. In fact, you are a replica of Carlton Banks. And you wanna know another fact? Cause I'm pretty sure your ego and cockiness is really asking for it, I'm gonna annihilate your ass tonight!
Shaz takes off his polo top, chain, watch and hat and taunts Malcolm Adonis.