Originally Posted by Dennis
Ace Note: If that's your definition of brilliance, you must have pretty low standards. But looking at you, that wouldn't surprise me in the least. Let me guess, the muscle flexing, the roofies, the awkward dancing...that wasn't bringing the ladies in, right? So you thought to yourself, "Hey, those upstanding gentlemen over there are getting some of dat donk. They sound smart. Maybe I should try, too!" So then, D-Boy, or Dennis as his mother likes to call him, spent the whole night trying to memorize the definition of random words and hoping to add them to his lexicon to try and appear more intelligent. Of course, that didn't work and the closest he's gotten to dishing them out is to a man who's thiiiiiiiis close to going to management to organize a steel cage match between the two in an effort to shut this frat boy's mouth once and for all.