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    Once i get out of work im gonna do a promo check on all promos i havent received
     

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    Quote Originally Posted by bearkg88 View Post
    Divine: divine is no poor mans rock. The rock is his own person, as is divine. Do you hear divine going around saying candy ass, jabroni, or the millions and millions? That's right, no you dont. So, hey, mr x marks the spot on a pirates map, shut your mouth before divine kicks your teeth down your throat
    Van: You're very easy to get a reaction off, you know that? To go to such detail over a little insult and even then you still had to resort to threats. Tsk tsk. The desperate one lives up to his name again.

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    Punk: Soon I will reclaim my championship. And if I have to pin every man in Maximum Anarchy myself, I will. Nothing will stop me. I am on a man on a mission. Never has a match been more appropriately titled. I will cause maximum anarchy as I will be set on a path of destruction and amazement.

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    You fucking legend.
    First IWA World Champion

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    Quote Originally Posted by VanHooliganX View Post
    Van: You're very easy to get a reaction off, you know that? To go to such detail over a little insult and even then you still had to resort to threats. Tsk tsk. The desperate one lives up to his name again.
    Divine: threats? Divine didn't make any threats...Divine just made promises...promises that will be full filled come JBW's Resurrection.
     

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    Quote Originally Posted by KJ PUNK View Post
    Punk: Soon I will reclaim my championship. And if I have to pin every man in Maximum Anarchy myself, I will. Nothing will stop me. I am on a man on a mission. Never has a match been more appropriately titled. I will cause maximum anarchy as I will be set on a path of destruction and amazement.
    Cody: Best of luck KJ. I will be watching this match closely as any of the 6 of you stand a chance of walking away the champ, and once the winner is declared, I will do everything in my power to become the new #1 contender
     

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    Promo sent to Bear, quite pleased with it.

    *Back in Jackson's locker room*

    Jackson: I have a question to ask you?

    Cute Girl: Ummm sure, what is it?

    Jackson: How would you like to be my wrestling valet?

    * There is a short pause as the girl looks surprised by the question*

    ???: Wow.....uhhh why ask me that? aha

    Jackson: *Laughs* Because I was looking for one and since you are the first girl I actually enjoy spending time with, it should be a fun experience.

    ???: Aha okay, let me think about it, what time is it?

    Jackson: Okay and it's 2:00 AM

    ???: What?! It's 2:00 damn, I need to go home and go to bed.

    Jackson: You can stay here if you want, I have a bed here so I don't have to pay for a hotel room.

    ???: Uhhhhhh......okay, just to let you know, you are not getting in this tonight.

    Jackson: 0__o I wasn't planning on too, the hell?!

    ???: Alright then

    *The cute girl goes into the bedroom as Jackson has a surprising smirk on his face as the camera fades to black*

    E-fed: Jackson "The Boss" Smith- IWA & former ICW superstar
    DJ "The Ladies Man" Williams w/ Rosita-EWNCW
    Devon "Just Damn Good" Jones

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    Quote Originally Posted by CM Rock-Austin View Post
    Promo sent to Bear, quite pleased with it.

    *Back in Jackson's locker room*

    Jackson: I have a question to ask you?

    Cute Girl: Ummm sure, what is it?

    Jackson: How would you like to be my wrestling valet?

    * There is a short pause as the girl looks surprised by the question*

    ???: Wow.....uhhh why ask me that? aha

    Jackson: *Laughs* Because I was looking for one and since you are the first girl I actually enjoy spending time with, it should be a fun experience.

    ???: Aha okay, let me think about it, what time is it?

    Jackson: Okay and it's 2:00 AM

    ???: What?! It's 2:00 damn, I need to go home and go to bed.

    Jackson: You can stay here if you want, I have a bed here so I don't have to pay for a hotel room.

    ???: Uhhhhhh......okay, just to let you know, you are not getting in this tonight.

    Jackson: 0__o I wasn't planning on too, the hell?!

    ???: Alright then

    *The cute girl goes into the bedroom as Jackson has a surprising smirk on his face as the camera fades to black*
    Hawk: See folks, no matter how much you suck, there is always someone out there for you. But it's good you have someone because after I take your case, I am going to leave you in an abyss of despair and torment so deep, that you are going to need everyone you can get to pull you out of it.
    #BennysTeddy

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    Current IWA World Champion (12-15-13 to Present)
    IWA Blackout Champion (3-24-13 to 4-27-14)
    Former JBW Television Champion (12-2-12 to 8-2-13)
    Former ICW Tag Team champion
    1st and last EWA Carnage World champion

    Mixed Emotions (Pride and Sorrow)
    Current EWNCW World Tag Team Champions (4-19-13 to 4-26-14)
    Last EWNCW Grand, Hardcore and International Tag Champions

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    Ali Kazam: So you wanna be my apprentice huh?

    *The camera focuses in on Ali Kazam from across a desk speaking to someone we cannot see.*

    ???: Yessir, I think I am the right guy for the job.

    Ali Kazam: Who said I want a guy as my apprentice?

    ???: Who said I'm a guy?

    Ali Kazam: You did... and I'm looking right at you... What makes you think you are the right guy for the job?


    To hell with insincerity. Fuck you!

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    Quote Originally Posted by B-MCINTYRE View Post
    Ali Kazam: So you wanna be my apprentice huh?

    *The camera focuses in on Ali Kazam from across a desk speaking to someone we cannot see.*

    ???: Yessir, I think I am the right guy for the job.

    Ali Kazam: Who said I want a guy as my apprentice?

    ???: Who said I'm a guy?

    Ali Kazam: You did... and I'm looking right at you... What makes you think you are the right guy for the job?
    ???: Well, I'm good at doing what I'm told.

    Ali Kazam: Are you now? Can you punch Chris DEVINE, in the face?

    ???: You mean Chris Divine?

    Ali Kazam: Don't ever correct me. You know what I don't need to see any more from you Triple J, out of my sight

    Triple J: But, but I really want this Job...

    Ali Kazam: Too bad scumbag, be gone.

    *Ali Waves his hands and Triple J disappears to complete unknown status once more.*

    Ali Kazam: Next!

    *As Ali says that Dingo Mac appears tied up and roped in the chair across from Ali*

    Ali Kazam: You, I didn't expect you to appear, I was expecting someone useful...


    To hell with insincerity. Fuck you!

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    Quote Originally Posted by B-MCINTYRE View Post
    ???: Well, I'm good at doing what I'm told.

    Ali Kazam: Are you now? Can you punch Chris DEVINE, in the face?

    ???: You mean Chris Divine?

    Ali Kazam: Don't ever correct me. You know what I don't need to see any more from you Triple J, out of my sight

    Triple J: But, but I really want this Job...

    Ali Kazam: Too bad scumbag, be gone.

    *Ali Waves his hands and Triple J disappears to complete unknown status once more.*

    Ali Kazam: Next!

    *As Ali says that Dingo Mac appears tied up and roped in the chair across from Ali*

    Ali Kazam: You, I didn't expect you to appear, I was expecting someone useful...
    Dingo: Untie me ya bloody Drongo.

    Ali Kazam: No chance, mate... So why are you a good candidate for my apprentice.

    Dingo: I'll kick your head in if you don't let me out. I guess I would be some goo muscle for you.


    To hell with insincerity. Fuck you!

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