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    Merry Christmas, guys and gals! Santa got me a new sound system for my PC and a Kraken Pro Headset :3



     

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    IWA:
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    *IWA Endurance Champion (4/28/13 - 8/4/13)

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    * Rob Van Dam

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    Three words for Christmas: FAR CRY THREE!

    THE FINAL FIST BUMP!

    Quote Originally Posted by Dennis View Post
    Hey Bear...Rehmix called... He wants his everything back.

    Malcolm Cage
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    EWNCW ~ IWA ~ APW

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    Merry Christmas guys! Hope y'all have a safe one!


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    Shaz: Jingle bells,Rob Rage smells,
    Kyojin is so gay!
    Darius needs his medication,
    So he has enough energy to shag KJ!


    So truth is, I hope you have a shit Christmas. Fuck you all.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Rehmix View Post
    Three words for Christmas: FAR CRY THREE!
    Love love love love love LOVE that game <3



     

    EWNCW:
    Van Darius

    TWE/RTE:

    Van Darius:
    *TWE/RTE Champion (9/23/12 - 2/14/14)

    IWA:
    Ivan Draymen
    Van Darius
    *IWA Endurance Champion (4/28/13 - 8/4/13)

    WWE:
    * Sheamus (US Champion 1/20/13 - )
    * Rob Van Dam

    Dream Team Invitational:
    *The Vandals (w/ Van Hooligan X)


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    Quote Originally Posted by scribbler_jones View Post
    *Sagittarius Blue and Pisces Pink stand under a sprig of mistletoe... they look at each other for a few seconds... Sagittarius seems to hesitate, trying to find those words that he has wanted to say for so long, but can't quite find them...

    Then Pisces smiles, bats her eyes... Pulls him in close...

    And they kiss under the mistletoe. For a long time. *

    HAPPY HOLIDAYS, ONE AND ALL!!!
    Shaz: Someone give me a fuckin' bucket.


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    So I have this cousin, she is 12 years old. Her parents took her to New York City to go to some One Direction store because she is obsessed, AND they got her an iPad (When I was 12, I was content with action figures) and guess what her FACEBOOK (I wasn't even allowed to go on Myspace until I was 16, and even then I was watched):

    Her status: WORST CHRISTMAS EVER!! UGH!!

    Gotta love ungrateful little brats!

    I'm happy with what I received! I would have been even if I didn't get anything!



     

    EWNCW:
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    TWE/RTE:

    Van Darius:
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    IWA:
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    Van Darius
    *IWA Endurance Champion (4/28/13 - 8/4/13)

    WWE:
    * Sheamus (US Champion 1/20/13 - )
    * Rob Van Dam

    Dream Team Invitational:
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vandarius View Post
    So I have this cousin, she is 12 years old. Her parents took her to New York City to go to some One Direction store because she is obsessed, AND they got her an iPad (When I was 12, I was content with action figures) and guess what her FACEBOOK (I wasn't even allowed to go on Myspace until I was 16, and even then I was watched):

    Her status: WORST CHRISTMAS EVER!! UGH!!

    Gotta love ungrateful little brats!

    I'm happy with what I received! I would have been even if I didn't get anything!
    I fuckin' despise spoilt people man!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Shaz11 View Post
    I fuckin' despise spoilt people man!
    The only thing wrong about today for me is that my sister's cat Wanker (Yes, his name is Wanker ... ) got a new collar, and he tried chewing it off so it got stuck on his bottom jaw and it took four of us to get it off, and he drew a lot of blood from us. :P



     

    EWNCW:
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    Van Darius:
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    IWA:
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    Van Darius
    *IWA Endurance Champion (4/28/13 - 8/4/13)

    WWE:
    * Sheamus (US Champion 1/20/13 - )
    * Rob Van Dam

    Dream Team Invitational:
    *The Vandals (w/ Van Hooligan X)


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    *We come upon a home set back into the woods. It's covered in snow, and has all kinds of lights sitting outside. We see an inflatable santa, rudolph, and frosty the snowman. The camera's come to a window, that is frozen from ice. The camera man wipes away at the window, revealing the inside. We see Chris Divine sitting next to his christmas tree, with a present between his legs. The camera man turns, walking to the front door, as he walks inside. He knocks his boots off, before walking over to Chris Divine. We see Chris sitting there with the box open, but can't see what's inside.*

    Chris Divine: Since I was a kid, I was told Santa was real. Up until the age of 12 I believed it, until Divine saw a Santa screwing an elf behind the local mall. Well, after that point, Divine's belief in Santa went away quicker than a 1 dollar hooker after a lap dance. Since then, Divine has done everything he could to dethrone Santa. Ripping the fake beards off the generic mall ones, shaving the real beards off the asshole Santa's. Divine's kicked elf's from here to timbuck too. Divine has done everything he can, and to this day, Divine would say Santa was a fraud. Then...Divine woke up this morning. Divine came out to the tree, and saw 1 present sitting under it. The tag, from Santa to Christopher Divine. Now, Divine obviously though this was a joke, but after a few calls, a few texts, and a few tweets, no one had given Divine a gift. So...Divine opened it...and realized....Santa is real....

    *Divine takes the box, turning it upside down, as we see cole fall out and to the ground.*

    Divine: And Divine is going to find that fat bastard and kill him...Divine is coming for you Santa..and your little midgets too...
     

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