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    Quote Originally Posted by Vandarius View Post
    Well it said defended the championship, so I was using a loophole
    It asked how he won his match.


    To hell with insincerity. Fuck you!

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    Ali Kazam: Are the Hollywood Homos around? Whiz, IceCapadeMan?


    To hell with insincerity. Fuck you!

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    he duck taped him to the stretcher.

    THE FINAL FIST BUMP!

    Quote Originally Posted by Dennis View Post
    Hey Bear...Rehmix called... He wants his everything back.

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    Whiz and Iceman are shown decorating their semi-truck with Christmas ornaments.

    Whiz: Christmas... my favorite time of the year, bruh!

    Iceman: Yeah, nigga... we be makin' some great deals! Too bad we ain't did Hanukkah stuff though...

    Whiz: Oh, hell naw! Remember last time we had a Hanukkah sale, bruh?

    Iceman: Not really, nigga- wait... Oh, yeah...

    Scene enters a flashback. Whiz and Iceman are wearing yamakas, their truck decorated with Stars of David and a menorah on their dashboard. A Jewish man is there, looking to purchase some items.

    Whiz: Yeah, bruh, and if you buy this here door-opener (
    presents a crowbar), you get 8 dreidels for free!

    Iceman: Yeah, nigga- one for each night!

    Jew: So, that's how it is? You give me dreidels because it represents my holiday? Well, bastards, I'll give you 12 drummers drumming, 11 pipers piping, 10 lords-a-leaping, 9 ladies dancing, 8 maids-a-milking, 7 swans-a-swimming, 6 geese-a-laying, 5 golden rings, 4 calling birds, 3 French hens, 2 turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree! Only I won't give you the dancing ladies or the rings, so you get nothing of value!

    The Jew then tackles Whiz and Iceman and begins to tear down the decorations on their truck as the flashback ends.



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    Quote Originally Posted by The Tyndall Effect View Post
    Whiz and Iceman are shown decorating their semi-truck with Christmas ornaments.

    Whiz: Christmas... my favorite time of the year, bruh!

    Iceman: Yeah, nigga... we be makin' some great deals! Too bad we ain't did Hanukkah stuff though...

    Whiz: Oh, hell naw! Remember last time we had a Hanukkah sale, bruh?

    Iceman: Not really, nigga- wait... Oh, yeah...

    Ali Kazam: You want to talk about the 12 days of Christmas, do you? Well Whiz and Iceman, I have some things just for you.

    I have 12 Drumsets...

    *12 drum sets come crashing down around the Hollywood Homies and thei truck.*

    Ali: Come here Whiz.

    *Whiz walks over to Ali Kazam and Ali hits Whiz with a pipe 11 times.*

    Ali: Shining light was supposed to come and be my ten leaping lords, but I think he's doing something with Adonis' missus. But the Dancing girls are here.

    *9 strippers jump out the back of The Homeboys truck and start giving out lap dances to the people around them.*

    Ali: Do you like coffee? No? Oh well. Here's some milk!

    *Eight cows appear on top of the homeboys truck and start squirting milk everywhere.*

    Ali: You know what? Screw the rest of the song. Let's skip to the ending. Iceman you piece of shit come here and take The One Asskicking I have to give out today.


    To hell with insincerity. Fuck you!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rehmix View Post
    he duck taped him to the stretcher.
    Point to rehmix!
     

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    Quote Originally Posted by bearkg88 View Post
    Point to rehmix!
    I demand the next question!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Vandarius View Post
    I demand the next question!
    Ok next question. In the team dyojin vs team vhx main event ppv match, who was on each team?
     

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    Quote Originally Posted by bearkg88 View Post
    Ok next question. In the team dyojin vs team vhx main event ppv match, who was on each team?
    If I remember...

    Team Dyojin: Kyo, Darius, Thunder & Jman.

    Vanity: VHX, Angelo, Hot & Ramon

    (If I am right, my first PPV...)


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    ...and then steal your girl!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bearkg88 View Post
    Ok next question. In the team dyojin vs team vhx main event ppv match, who was on each team?
    Son of a bitch I am way too slow apparentlly. -_-


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