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  1. #381
    Quote Originally Posted by Destruction View Post
    *Damaged Goods are sitting down, while Schweizner is on the phone*

    Schweizner: Do I have to?

    Really?

    What does that have to do with anything?

    Okay, but expect Damaged Goods to annihilate you.

    *Gommenta and Gaileo look on confused*

    Schweizner: Allow me to introduce, Osc-

    ???: Hulk Hogan dammit!

    Schweizner: *sigh* Hulk Hogan!



    *Oscar Layman enters the backstage area with the usual Hulk Hogan attire - red and yellow boa, real american bandanna and shirt*

    Schweizner: So "Hulk Hogan", what are your plans for IWA

    Layman: Let me tell you something Mean Gene-

    Schweizner: Sebastian Schweizner

    Layman: I've been wrestling for many years brother, and brother, I've tackled a shark, and made it submit whilst on the titanic brother. And brother, brother, your brother got destroyed by me brother. Brother, I put my arms around it neck brother, and brother, his face went blue. When I'm in an arena, with 20,000 screaming Hulk-amaniacs brother, and I drop the leg, I pin someone one two three, then brother, I will become WWF-

    Schweizner: IWA

    Layman: Champion, brother *Layman flexes his muscles, before ripping off his T-Shirt, ala Hogan. It reveals a D-Generation X t-shirt underneath, before putting on a brown wig, like Shawn Michaels!*

    Layman: AND IF YOU'RE NOT DOWN WITH THAT, WE GOT TWO WORDS FOR YA!

    *Layman walks on, superkicking a man carrying paperwork, which is sent up in the air, as Schweizner looks on confused*
    Hahaha this is great!

    E-fed: Jackson "The Boss" Smith- IWA & former ICW superstar
    DJ "The Ladies Man" Williams w/ Rosita-EWNCW
    Devon "Just Damn Good" Jones

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    Quote Originally Posted by Destruction View Post
    *Damaged Goods are sitting down, while Schweizner is on the phone*

    Schweizner: Do I have to?

    Really?

    What does that have to do with anything?

    Okay, but expect Damaged Goods to annihilate you.

    *Gommenta and Gaileo look on confused*

    Schweizner: Allow me to introduce, Osc-

    ???: Hulk Hogan dammit!

    Schweizner: *sigh* Hulk Hogan!



    *Oscar Layman enters the backstage area with the usual Hulk Hogan attire - red and yellow boa, real american bandanna and shirt*

    Schweizner: So "Hulk Hogan", what are your plans for IWA

    Layman: Let me tell you something Mean Gene-

    Schweizner: Sebastian Schweizner

    Layman: I've been wrestling for many years brother, and brother, I've tackled a shark, and made it submit whilst on the titanic brother. And brother, brother, your brother got destroyed by me brother. Brother, I put my arms around it neck brother, and brother, his face went blue. When I'm in an arena, with 20,000 screaming Hulk-amaniacs brother, and I drop the leg, I pin someone one two three, then brother, I will become WWF-

    Schweizner: IWA

    Layman: Champion, brother *Layman flexes his muscles, before ripping off his T-Shirt, ala Hogan. It reveals a D-Generation X t-shirt underneath, before putting on a brown wig, like Shawn Michaels!*

    Layman: AND IF YOU'RE NOT DOWN WITH THAT, WE GOT TWO WORDS FOR YA!

    *Layman walks on, superkicking a man carrying paperwork, which is sent up in the air, as Schweizner looks on confused*
    Hahaha great gimmick
     
    Efed stuff that doesn't matter

    1 x IWA World Heavyweight Champion - Malcolm Adonis

    Current WWE World Heavyweight Champion - Dean Ambrose

    1 x EWNCW Tag Team Champion - Malcolm Adonis w/ Kyojin

    Current No 1 Contender to the EWNCW Title - Arthur Lansdale

    I lied, it matters.




    "Tell me.. what is insane about wanting to create perfection? I'd be crazy not to." - Jarvis Cole

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    Quote Originally Posted by Torphy View Post
    Hahaha great gimmick
    Well Noah Phillps was my inspiration

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    Quote Originally Posted by CM Rock-Austin View Post
    Hahaha this is great!
    Cheers CMRA

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    Quote Originally Posted by Destruction View Post
    Well Noah Phillps was my inspiration
    Haha I'm honoured then! Your guys seems a lot funnier though
     
    Efed stuff that doesn't matter

    1 x IWA World Heavyweight Champion - Malcolm Adonis

    Current WWE World Heavyweight Champion - Dean Ambrose

    1 x EWNCW Tag Team Champion - Malcolm Adonis w/ Kyojin

    Current No 1 Contender to the EWNCW Title - Arthur Lansdale

    I lied, it matters.




    "Tell me.. what is insane about wanting to create perfection? I'd be crazy not to." - Jarvis Cole

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    Quote Originally Posted by Destruction View Post
    *Damaged Goods are sitting down, while Schweizner is on the phone*

    Schweizner: Do I have to?

    Really?

    What does that have to do with anything?

    Okay, but expect Damaged Goods to annihilate you.

    *Gommenta and Gaileo look on confused*

    Schweizner: Allow me to introduce, Osc-

    ???: Hulk Hogan dammit!

    Schweizner: *sigh* Hulk Hogan!



    *Oscar Layman enters the backstage area with the usual Hulk Hogan attire - red and yellow boa, real american bandanna and shirt*

    Schweizner: So "Hulk Hogan", what are your plans for IWA

    Layman: Let me tell you something Mean Gene-

    Schweizner: Sebastian Schweizner

    Layman: I've been wrestling for many years brother, and brother, I've tackled a shark, and made it submit whilst on the titanic brother. And brother, brother, your brother got destroyed by me brother. Brother, I put my arms around it neck brother, and brother, his face went blue. When I'm in an arena, with 20,000 screaming Hulk-amaniacs brother, and I drop the leg, I pin someone one two three, then brother, I will become WWF-

    Schweizner: IWA

    Layman: Champion, brother *Layman flexes his muscles, before ripping off his T-Shirt, ala Hogan. It reveals a D-Generation X t-shirt underneath, before putting on a brown wig, like Shawn Michaels!*

    Layman: AND IF YOU'RE NOT DOWN WITH THAT, WE GOT TWO WORDS FOR YA!

    *Layman walks on, superkicking a man carrying paperwork, which is sent up in the air, as Schweizner looks on confused*
    Darius: And I thought I was the psychotic one ... Interesting.


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    EWNCW:
    Van Darius

    TWE/RTE:

    Van Darius:
    *TWE/RTE Champion (9/23/12 - 2/14/14)

    IWA:
    Ivan Draymen
    Van Darius
    *IWA Endurance Champion (4/28/13 - 8/4/13)

    WWE:
    * Sheamus (US Champion 1/20/13 - )
    * Rob Van Dam

    Dream Team Invitational:
    *The Vandals (w/ Van Hooligan X)


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    Quote Originally Posted by Vandarius View Post
    Darius: And I thought I was the psychotic one ... Interesting.
    Layman: Excuse me!

    EXCUSE ME!

    I SAID EXCUSE ME!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Destruction View Post
    Layman: Excuse me!

    EXCUSE ME!

    I SAID EXCUSE ME!
    Malcolm Adonis: Oh heeeell no.. y'all just killed the mood boy! Go on ladies.. go home, ain't no way Malcolm can perform now..

    Two ladies wander out of Adonis' locker room looking very unhappy.

    Adonis: I hope you happy... y'all gone and ruined my night!

    Adonis slams the door behind him.
     
    Efed stuff that doesn't matter

    1 x IWA World Heavyweight Champion - Malcolm Adonis

    Current WWE World Heavyweight Champion - Dean Ambrose

    1 x EWNCW Tag Team Champion - Malcolm Adonis w/ Kyojin

    Current No 1 Contender to the EWNCW Title - Arthur Lansdale

    I lied, it matters.




    "Tell me.. what is insane about wanting to create perfection? I'd be crazy not to." - Jarvis Cole

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    Quote Originally Posted by Destruction View Post
    Layman: Excuse me!

    EXCUSE ME!

    I SAID EXCUSE ME!
    Darius adjusts the TWE Championship on his shoudler

    Darius: Rip ass?


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    EWNCW:
    Van Darius

    TWE/RTE:

    Van Darius:
    *TWE/RTE Champion (9/23/12 - 2/14/14)

    IWA:
    Ivan Draymen
    Van Darius
    *IWA Endurance Champion (4/28/13 - 8/4/13)

    WWE:
    * Sheamus (US Champion 1/20/13 - )
    * Rob Van Dam

    Dream Team Invitational:
    *The Vandals (w/ Van Hooligan X)


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    Quote Originally Posted by Vandarius View Post
    Darius adjusts the TWE Championship on his shoudler

    Darius: Rip ass?
    I just want to say that our promo is going to kick ass!
    Quote Originally Posted by Dennis View Post
    Hey Bear...Rehmix called... He wants his everything back.

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    EWNCW ~ IWA ~ APW

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