*Damaged Goods are sitting down, while Schweizner is on the phone*
Schweizner: Do I have to?
What does that have to do with anything?
Okay, but expect Damaged Goods to annihilate you.
*Gommenta and Gaileo look on confused*
Schweizner: Allow me to introduce, Osc-
???: Hulk Hogan dammit!
Schweizner: *sigh* Hulk Hogan!
*Oscar Layman enters the backstage area with the usual Hulk Hogan attire - red and yellow boa, real american bandanna and shirt*
Schweizner: So "Hulk Hogan", what are your plans for IWA
Layman: Let me tell you something Mean Gene-
Schweizner: Sebastian Schweizner
Layman: I've been wrestling for many years brother, and brother, I've tackled a shark, and made it submit whilst on the titanic brother. And brother, brother, your brother got destroyed by me brother. Brother, I put my arms around it neck brother, and brother, his face went blue. When I'm in an arena, with 20,000 screaming Hulk-amaniacs brother, and I drop the leg, I pin someone one two three, then brother, I will become WWF-
Layman: Champion, brother *Layman flexes his muscles, before ripping off his T-Shirt, ala Hogan. It reveals a D-Generation X t-shirt underneath, before putting on a brown wig, like Shawn Michaels!*
Layman: AND IF YOU'RE NOT DOWN WITH THAT, WE GOT TWO WORDS FOR YA!
*Layman walks on, superkicking a man carrying paperwork, which is sent up in the air, as Schweizner looks on confused*