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  1. #371
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vandarius View Post
    Darius: You relax? Pathetic. You're career could be ended in the blink of an eye
    Ryder: Hey man, you need to lighten up a bit or a lot in your case.

    A STAR WAS BORN!!!! #ThankYouBrock

  2. #372
    May I ask why no tags are allowed?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Destruction View Post
    May I ask why no tags are allowed?
    Oh i've just noticed that myself, not got the foggiest.
     
    Efed stuff that doesn't matter

    1 x IWA World Heavyweight Champion - Malcolm Adonis

    Current WWE World Heavyweight Champion - Dean Ambrose

    1 x EWNCW Tag Team Champion - Malcolm Adonis w/ Kyojin

    Current No 1 Contender to the EWNCW Title - Arthur Lansdale

    I lied, it matters.




    "Tell me.. what is insane about wanting to create perfection? I'd be crazy not to." - Jarvis Cole

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    Someone add one for the lulz of it.

    A STAR WAS BORN!!!! #ThankYouBrock

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vandarius View Post
    Darius: You relax? Pathetic. You're career could be ended in the blink of an eye
    Jackson: And I'm guessing you are the one to do that!? Ha, yea right!

    E-fed: Jackson "The Boss" Smith- IWA & former ICW superstar
    DJ "The Ladies Man" Williams w/ Rosita-EWNCW
    Devon "Just Damn Good" Jones

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    Frankie Fletcher: All of you "wrestlers" make me laugh. Watch some tape and learn how to do something besides hit each other with weapons & make empty threats. Let me know when you idiots think you know what wrestling is really about.
    Andy Cannon - EWNCW
    Former Inferno Ignition Champion: 11/12/12 - 5/27/13

    "The Southern Warrior" Chris Gatling - IWA


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    Quote Originally Posted by CM Rock-Austin View Post
    Jackson: And I'm guessing you are the one to do that!? Ha, yea right!
    Mr. Smyth: Be careful of him, Jackson. He's carrying a bucket of glitter.


    Benny The Ball's Teddy is here to fuck you up...

    ...and then steal your girl!

    #BennysTeddy

     

  8. #378
    *Damaged Goods are sitting down, while Schweizner is on the phone*

    Schweizner: Do I have to?

    Really?

    What does that have to do with anything?

    Okay, but expect Damaged Goods to annihilate you.

    *Gommenta and Gaileo look on confused*

    Schweizner: Allow me to introduce, Osc-

    ???: Hulk Hogan dammit!

    Schweizner: *sigh* Hulk Hogan!



    *Oscar Layman enters the backstage area with the usual Hulk Hogan attire - red and yellow boa, real american bandanna and shirt*

    Schweizner: So "Hulk Hogan", what are your plans for IWA

    Layman: Let me tell you something Mean Gene-

    Schweizner: Sebastian Schweizner

    Layman: I've been wrestling for many years brother, and brother, I've tackled a shark, and made it submit whilst on the titanic brother. And brother, brother, your brother got destroyed by me brother. Brother, I put my arms around it neck brother, and brother, his face went blue. When I'm in an arena, with 20,000 screaming Hulk-amaniacs brother, and I drop the leg, I pin someone one two three, then brother, I will become WWF-

    Schweizner: IWA

    Layman: Champion, brother *Layman flexes his muscles, before ripping off his T-Shirt, ala Hogan. It reveals a D-Generation X t-shirt underneath, before putting on a brown wig, like Shawn Michaels!*

    Layman: AND IF YOU'RE NOT DOWN WITH THAT, WE GOT TWO WORDS FOR YA!

    *Layman walks on, superkicking a man carrying paperwork, which is sent up in the air, as Schweizner looks on confused*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Destruction View Post
    *Damaged Goods are sitting down, while Schweizner is on the phone*

    Schweizner: Do I have to?

    Really?

    What does that have to do with anything?

    Okay, but expect Damaged Goods to annihilate you.

    *Gommenta and Gaileo look on confused*

    Schweizner: Allow me to introduce, Osc-

    ???: Hulk Hogan dammit!

    Schweizner: *sigh* Hulk Hogan!



    *Oscar Layman enters the backstage area with the usual Hulk Hogan attire - red and yellow boa, real american bandanna and shirt*

    Schweizner: So "Hulk Hogan", what are your plans for IWA

    Layman: Let me tell you something Mean Gene-

    Schweizner: Sebastian Schweizner

    Layman: I've been wrestling for many years brother, and brother, I've tackled a shark, and made it submit whilst on the titanic brother. And brother, brother, your brother got destroyed by me brother. Brother, I put my arms around it neck brother, and brother, his face went blue. When I'm in an arena, with 20,000 screaming Hulk-amaniacs brother, and I drop the leg, I pin someone one two three, then brother, I will become WWF-

    Schweizner: IWA

    Layman: Champion, brother *Layman flexes his muscles, before ripping off his T-Shirt, ala Hogan. It reveals a D-Generation X t-shirt underneath, before putting on a brown wig, like Shawn Michaels!*

    Layman: AND IF YOU'RE NOT DOWN WITH THAT, WE GOT TWO WORDS FOR YA!

    *Layman walks on, superkicking a man carrying paperwork, which is sent up in the air, as Schweizner looks on confused*
    This is freaking hilarious.
    Andy Cannon - EWNCW
    Former Inferno Ignition Champion: 11/12/12 - 5/27/13

    "The Southern Warrior" Chris Gatling - IWA


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    Quote Originally Posted by clrj3514 View Post
    This is freaking hilarious.
    Glad you like him.

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