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    Quote Originally Posted by AshleyPunk View Post
    To the dungeon with you lol
    Ashley, I keep telling you that I'm not a machine. I can't keep having sex with you 24/7.

    I'm not being funny, but if I dropped my trousers and started masturbating, the only thing that will come out is a little flag with the word bang on it.


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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyTheBall View Post
    Ashley, I keep telling you that I'm not a machine. I can't keep having sex with you 24/7.

    I'm not being funny, but if I dropped my trousers and started masturbating, the only thing that will come out is a little flag with the word bang on it.
    I am in tears here laughing!!

    OMG That was fucking hilarious!


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    Quote Originally Posted by AshleyPunk View Post
    I was crowned Queen
    ... Of?

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    Show got postponed because I was missing six promos at the start of the day.

    Got that number down to three now but Revolution will still be postponed until tomorrow.
    ... Eeeek


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    Quote Originally Posted by scribbler_jones View Post
    ... Of?
    The world dearie


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    Quote Originally Posted by AshleyPunk View Post
    The world dearie
    ... They didn't say anything about it on CNN...


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    Quote Originally Posted by scribbler_jones View Post
    ... They didn't say anything about it on CNN...
    Way of the world I rule lol


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    Quote Originally Posted by AshleyPunk View Post
    Way of the world I rule lol
    Oh God SHE'S IN CONTROL OF THE MEDIA!!!

    *grabs laptop and jumps under the bed*

    GOD HAVE MERCY ON THE INTERNETS!!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by scribbler_jones View Post
    Oh God SHE'S IN CONTROL OF THE MEDIA!!!

    *grabs laptop and jumps under the bed*

    GOD HAVE MERCY ON THE INTERNETS!!!
    Don't you worry Internet stays as it is


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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyTheBall View Post
    Ashley, I keep telling you that I'm not a machine. I can't keep having sex with you 24/7.

    I'm not being funny, but if I dropped my trousers and started masturbating, the only thing that will come out is a little flag with the word bang on it.


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    Quote Originally Posted by scribbler_jones View Post
    Oh God SHE'S IN CONTROL OF THE MEDIA!!!

    *grabs laptop and jumps under the bed*

    GOD HAVE MERCY ON THE INTERNETS!!!



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