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  1. #191
    Quote Originally Posted by Torphy View Post
    Adonis: Jersey Shore? Puh-lease, those 'roid shootin', jager bombin', laundry monkeys ain't got nothin' on Malcolm. I'm smoothness personified, the sexiest man alive, bro'. So you can keep Jersey, shiii' the nerve of some folk, Los Angeles where the party really at..
    Eddings: Boy, I can show YOU a real party! Haaay!

    Whiz: Give it up, bruh- they ignoring you.

    Ice: Nigga, they ignorin us, too!

    Whiz: SHUT THE FUCK UP!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Vandarius View Post
    Darius: Watch your tongue, you Jersey Shore wanna-be. I'm the TWE World Champion, and I will be respected.
    ?????: This is my company. This is my money invested into it. So your TWE title doesn't matter here. To me, that title could be something you made out of cardboard and scribbled on. You'll have you prove yourself here
     

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Tyndall Effect View Post
    Eddings: Boy, I can show YOU a real party! Haaay!

    Whiz: Give it up, bruh- they ignoring you.

    Ice: Nigga, they ignorin us, too!

    Whiz: SHUT THE FUCK UP!

    Adonis: Yo Eddings.. Uhh party with you huh? Buddy I think i'm gonna have to take a rain check, I seen the parties you drag yo' ass too.. as much as I enjoy costumes.. the village people ain't on my list.. you hearin' me? Besides.. ain't many girls at those parties.. and two halves don't make a 'hole' son! Ahaa!
     
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    Current WWE World Heavyweight Champion - Dean Ambrose

    1 x EWNCW Tag Team Champion - Malcolm Adonis w/ Kyojin

    Current No 1 Contender to the EWNCW Title - Arthur Lansdale

    I lied, it matters.




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    Quote Originally Posted by bearkg88 View Post
    ?????: This is my company. This is my money invested into it. So your TWE title doesn't matter here. To me, that title could be something you made out of cardboard and scribbled on. You'll have you prove yourself here
    Mr. Smyth: Can I have your attention please? I have just received an email from the anonymous IWA owner. And I quote...


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  5. #195
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vandarius View Post
    Darius: And yet you sound just like them.
    Adonis: Malcolm sounds just like Malcolm son, and Malcolm sounds juuuuust fine, ain't that right ladies? Hell, ain't no surprise I sound like i'm from the Jersey Shore, those guys clearly imitatin' greatness... but imitation just ain't good enough man, there's only one Malcolm Adonis, anymore than that and our fine ass planet might have a sexual overload! Ohh yes oh yes!
     
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    1 x IWA World Heavyweight Champion - Malcolm Adonis

    Current WWE World Heavyweight Champion - Dean Ambrose

    1 x EWNCW Tag Team Champion - Malcolm Adonis w/ Kyojin

    Current No 1 Contender to the EWNCW Title - Arthur Lansdale

    I lied, it matters.




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    Quote Originally Posted by Torphy View Post
    Adonis: Malcolm sounds just like Malcolm son, and Malcolm sounds juuuuust fine, ain't that right ladies? Hell, ain't no surprise I sound like i'm from the Jersey Shore, those guys clearly imitatin' greatness... but imitation just ain't good enough man, there's only one Malcolm Adonis, anymore than that and our fine ass planet might have a sexual overload! Ohh yes oh yes!
    Darius: How about I just bust your mug with my championship, yeah? You are extremely cocky for a guy who has done nothing to make a name for himself.



     

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    Van Darius
    *IWA Endurance Champion (4/28/13 - 8/4/13)

    WWE:
    * Sheamus (US Champion 1/20/13 - )
    * Rob Van Dam

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  7. #197
    Quote Originally Posted by Torphy View Post
    Adonis: Yo Eddings.. Uhh party with you huh? Buddy I think i'm gonna have to take a rain check, I seen the parties you drag yo' ass too.. as much as I enjoy costumes.. the village people ain't on my list.. you hearin' me? Besides.. ain't many girls at those parties.. and two halves don't make a 'hole' son! Ahaa!
    Eddings: There are plenty of girls at parties I go to- which upsets me, suga.

    Whiz: Not me!

    Ice: Me either, bruh!

    Whiz: Please tell me they ain't lesbos, Damian!

    Eddings: No, why?

    Ice: Well, cuz you is...

    Whiz: SHUT UP, NIGGA!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vandarius View Post
    Darius: How about I just bust your mug with my championship, yeah? You are extremely cocky for a guy who has done nothing to make a name for himself.
    Adonis: Yo, my eyes are up here Darius.. oh wait, you said cocky, no co.. ahaa never can tell these days who's checkin' out my junk! Yeah, i'm cocky, got every damn right to be too son, when you look as fine as this you don't hide in the corner! You don't sit yo' ass down whilst lesser men get their fill, hell no! You stand yo' ass up, make yourself heard and do your job. That's what Malcolm does, now as for that fruity loop title belt you got there, that'd sooner give me a paper cut than a black eye pal. Now I know you feelin' me!
     
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    1 x IWA World Heavyweight Champion - Malcolm Adonis

    Current WWE World Heavyweight Champion - Dean Ambrose

    1 x EWNCW Tag Team Champion - Malcolm Adonis w/ Kyojin

    Current No 1 Contender to the EWNCW Title - Arthur Lansdale

    I lied, it matters.




    "Tell me.. what is insane about wanting to create perfection? I'd be crazy not to." - Jarvis Cole

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    Mr. Smyth: I've noticed the roster's average IQ has risen and I've just worked out why: where are those two halfwits Edwards & Ryder?


    Benny The Ball's Teddy is here to fuck you up...

    ...and then steal your girl!

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  10. #200
    Quote Originally Posted by BennyTheBall View Post
    Mr. Smyth: I've noticed the roster's average IQ has risen and I've just worked out why: where are those two halfwits Edwards & Ryder?
    Eddings: Wait, those two are here too? Bitch, please! I'm done with them.

    Whiz: You never started wit em!

    Ice: Neither did we.

    Whiz: Shut up, nigga!


    I'm the guy in the back with the red wig.

     
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