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    Quote Originally Posted by AshleyPunk View Post
    Sick and looking after my little cousins and revising and I took a wee break too read IWA...Lovely convo LOL
    Just be careful with your legs, that's the message here. One errant kick and your lover ends up with their head permanently tilted like a confused puppy.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Asherdelampyr View Post
    Just be careful with your legs, that's the message here. One errant kick and your lover ends up with their head permanently tilted like a confused puppy.



    *This lesson has been brought to you by Ben-Gay and Gator-aide. Even if there's no fans, it's still as strenuous as a sporting event!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Asherdelampyr View Post
    Just be careful with your legs, that's the message here. One errant kick and your lover ends up with their head permanently tilted like a confused puppy.



    *This lesson has been brought to you by Ben-Gay and Gator-aide. Even if there's no fans, it's still as strenuous as a sporting event!
    Oh my lordy be LOL


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    Quote Originally Posted by scribbler_jones View Post
    I offer sage (and not easily obtained) advice on the subtle art of lovemaking and that's all you can say?
    I am dissapoint


    Opportunity is often missed because it shows up in overalls, looking like work.
     

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    Quote Originally Posted by Asherdelampyr View Post
    I offer sage (and not easily obtained) advice on the subtle art of lovemaking and that's all you can say?
    I am dissapoint
    ..........

    I'm sorry. I am actually at a loss for words.

    I think I need a donut.


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    Quote Originally Posted by scribbler_jones View Post
    ..........

    I'm sorry. I am actually at a loss for words.

    I think I need a donut.
    Asher is offering advice on sexual relations and you want to practice in a donut?


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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyTheBall View Post
    Asher is offering advice on sexual relations and you want to practice in a donut?
    .........



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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyTheBall View Post
    Asher is offering advice on sexual relations and you want to practice in a donut?
    That's what I had gotten from that.
    To each his own


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    Okay.

    WHO PUT THAT HASHTAG ON THE TAGS.

    WHO DID IT.

    REVEAL THINE SELF, HEATHEN.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Asherdelampyr View Post
    That's what I had gotten from that.
    To each his own
    But...sugar in the foreskin. Ouchie!


    Benny The Ball's Teddy is here to fuck you up...

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