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    Quote Originally Posted by Shaz11 View Post
    I dunno if I will take over my dad's takeaway to be honest, it'll probably be given to my older brother as he's the spoilt prick.
    Family rivalry eh?
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    #temamodest are the nicest people aboit. get outa here team ego! its not that my spelling gets shit when ikm drunk, just that i canr be bothered correctin the many mistakes i make while typing !

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dennis View Post
    Family rivalry eh?
    Not really mate.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shaz11 View Post
    Not really mate.


    Sorry. Had to be done.


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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyTheBall View Post


    Sorry. Had to be done.
    Lol, no need to apologize haha!

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyTheBall View Post
    I fucking hate people. Seriously. This here is a rough transcript of a phone call I just took:

    Me: Hello?

    Idiot: How much do you charge for a disco?

    Me: *sigh* (I sigh because I know that if those are the opening words, I'm not getting hired) Where is it?

    Idiot: (says location - don't remember where)

    Me: Date?

    Idiot: (says date)

    Me: Times of entertainment?

    Idiot: 7:30 until 1am.

    Me: How many people?

    Idiot: 100.

    Me: Ok. I can do that all inclusive for £800.

    Idiot: How much? There's a guy in the Yellow Pages who will do it for £150 (as if I am supposed to say at this point "Y'know what? You're right. As an apology, please let me provide the entertainment for you for free!")!

    Me: Hire 'em then.

    Idiot: What?

    Me: Hire 'em if all you want to spend is £150. I'm not gonna beat that price.

    Idiot: Do you not think it's a good idea?

    Me: No, I'm sure you'll have a great time. Quick question, you got a buffet?

    Idiot: Yeah.

    Me: How much is that?

    Idiot: £17.50 a head.

    Me: And I'm charging £8.00 a head. Doesn't sound so expensive now, does it? But you're only willing to pay £1.50 a head for your entertainment for your wedding day - one of the most important days of your life. How many people do you think will walk away at the end of the night and say "Fuck me, those were by far the best sausage rolls I have ever had in my life?"

    Idiot:...

    Me: And how many people do you think will say "Fuck me, that DJ was shit!"

    Idiot: I'll get back to you.

    I wait with bated breath.
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    There is a difference between playing shit and being shit. You said I think RVP is shit, where I'm saying he'll play shit... His ability will still be there but it just won't have a bug effect on UTD.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyTheBall View Post
    I fucking hate people. Seriously. This here is a rough transcript of a phone call I just took:

    Me: Hello?

    Idiot: How much do you charge for a disco?

    Me: *sigh* (I sigh because I know that if those are the opening words, I'm not getting hired) Where is it?

    Idiot: (says location - don't remember where)

    Me: Date?

    Idiot: (says date)

    Me: Times of entertainment?

    Idiot: 7:30 until 1am.

    Me: How many people?

    Idiot: 100.

    Me: Ok. I can do that all inclusive for £800.

    Idiot: How much? There's a guy in the Yellow Pages who will do it for £150 (as if I am supposed to say at this point "Y'know what? You're right. As an apology, please let me provide the entertainment for you for free!")!

    Me: Hire 'em then.

    Idiot: What?

    Me: Hire 'em if all you want to spend is £150. I'm not gonna beat that price.

    Idiot: Do you not think it's a good idea?

    Me: No, I'm sure you'll have a great time. Quick question, you got a buffet?

    Idiot: Yeah.

    Me: How much is that?

    Idiot: £17.50 a head.

    Me: And I'm charging £8.00 a head. Doesn't sound so expensive now, does it? But you're only willing to pay £1.50 a head for your entertainment for your wedding day - one of the most important days of your life. How many people do you think will walk away at the end of the night and say "Fuck me, those were by far the best sausage rolls I have ever had in my life?"

    Idiot:...

    Me: And how many people do you think will say "Fuck me, that DJ was shit!"

    Idiot: I'll get back to you.

    I wait with bated breath.
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    Quote Originally Posted by No_1eddiefan View Post
    Benny, I swear to god you're a fuckin' legend. Tell me the date and place and I'll gatecrash it!
    Dude, the way I talk to people, I would have you in fucking stitches. Give me a few moments, and I will tell ye a story from a couple of weeks back.


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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyTheBall View Post
    Dude, the way I talk to people, I would have you in fucking stitches. Give me a few moments, and I will tell ye a story from a couple of weeks back.
    I'll have to hear it another time mate, I'm just about to go out!



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    Quote Originally Posted by No_1eddiefan View Post
    I'll have to hear it another time mate, I'm just about to go out!
    Poo-er, Shake!


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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyTheBall View Post
    Poo-er, Shake!
    I'm still waiting for the story!
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    Quote Originally Posted by NiallF96 View Post
    #temamodest are the nicest people aboit. get outa here team ego! its not that my spelling gets shit when ikm drunk, just that i canr be bothered correctin the many mistakes i make while typing !

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