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  1. #14601
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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyTheBall View Post
    Actually, according to an old Irish song:

    Lad, it's your duty to find ye a lass
    With child-bearing hips and a pink, supple ass
    And make her your wife and love her with love so true
    Now some rivers run high, some rivers run low
    When her river runs red, then she's starting her flow
    And it's called menstr'ation, and here's what it means to you

    You will notice her bloomers are spotty at first
    Stand back – her ovarian dam's gonna burst
    Son, don't be afraid, it's a natural t'ing
    Just wad up some cotton and hand her some string
    Put the old linens on top of the bed
    Get out of the house and go down to the old pub instead

    She'll retain her water, her breasts will be tender
    And every third word that you say will offend her
    Get out of the house and go down to the old pub instead
    And she'll want to make love – if you do, you're a fool
    'Cause you'll only end up with a bloody O'Toole
    Get out of the house – down to the old pub instead

    And she'll want you to sample the fruit of her loins
    But son, it'll taste like some old rusty coins
    So turn off the light, boy, and take off your hat
    And drop to your knees, say a prayer to Saint Pat
    Then he'll give you the strength to get out of the bed
    And for Ireland's sake, go down to the old pub instead

    Now the pub is the place where the lads are a-meetin'
    When the moon's full and the gals are a-bleedin'
    The Catholic, the Protestant, even the pagan
    The pub is the place when your lady is raggin'
    So drink of your pint, boys, and thank your shamrocks
    That as menfolk we don't have to bleed from our cocks
    And that we can escape from the lady in red
    And get out of the house and go down to the old pub instead
    hahahahhahhahhaa That's awesome... I wouldn't play that song in front of her if I were you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dennis View Post
    Northern Ireland is part of the UK...
    Tis indeed
    Quote Originally Posted by B-MCINTYRE View Post
    There is no reason for Ireland to be split into two nations. It's so tiny as it is.
    Its history, research it and come back with your findings... you have an hour


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    Quote Originally Posted by THE HEARTBREAK KID View Post
    If so, Genius.

    It's a sure way of pissing someone off from Northern Ireland.
    Oh I had no idea no idea at all


    To hell with insincerity. Fuck you!

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    Quote Originally Posted by B-MCINTYRE View Post
    Fuck the UK. Ireland is Ireland. No matter what part of Ireland, they are still England's bitch.
    Everyone has a view
    Quote Originally Posted by B-MCINTYRE View Post
    What are you gonna do about it ash? Huh
    Beat the shite outta you....


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    Quote Originally Posted by AshleyPunk View Post
    Tis indeed

    Its history, research it and come back with your findings... you have an hour
    No. Fuck Ireland's history.


    To hell with insincerity. Fuck you!

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    Quote Originally Posted by B-MCINTYRE View Post
    Fuck the UK. Ireland is Ireland. No matter what part of Ireland, they are still England's bitch.
    Yeah fuck the UK! Fuck OZ too, after all.. it's full of UK's criminal generations.


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    Quote Originally Posted by B-MCINTYRE View Post
    No. Fuck Ireland's history.
    Okies, your choice


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    Quote Originally Posted by AshleyPunk View Post
    Everyone has a view

    Beat the shite outta you....
    Northern Ireland is still Ireland.

    You could try. Ain't gonna happen though.


    To hell with insincerity. Fuck you!

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    Quote Originally Posted by THE HEARTBREAK KID View Post
    Yeah fuck the UK! Fuck OZ too, after all.. it's full of UK's criminal generations.

    While they are just convicts on that Island, Ozzy's do have one redeeming quality:

    Genetically engineered for bar work.


    Benny The Ball's Teddy is here to fuck you up...

    ...and then steal your girl!

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    Quote Originally Posted by THE HEARTBREAK KID View Post
    Yeah fuck the UK! Fuck OZ too, after all.. it's full of UK's criminal generations.

    The UK got rid of its best citizens. Sent them all on a boat and they became the greater nation in the world.


    To hell with insincerity. Fuck you!

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