*It's a friday night and The Pardy Boyz club is packed as usual.*
The DJ: Hey D-Boy any song requests man! We need to get this pardy rolling man!
D-Boy: I don't know, aren't you the DJ? How about some M83 we can get some techno vibe going in here... It will be good for the people! Rymac probably won't show up until late tonight though bud... So do you want to play some beer pong with me! I need to get my mind off all the craziness that's been going around IWA lately! I mean seriously, those chemist douche bags with their inane antics! They think for some reason that they can beat us! Don't they know who we are!?
The DJ: Obviously not! I mean, look at all those trophies you boys have for beer pong! You boys have the blood of champions! Even Christian knows you boyz reek of awesomeness!
D-Boy: I don't need your petty ass compliments DJ... I know who I am... I know what I have and will accomplish!
*D-Boy throws a beer mug across the bar and hits one of his costumers.*
Costumer: Do you have a problem with me you douche!? Who the hell do you think you are!?
The DJ: Oh shit, he didn't just say that!
*D-Boy runs and spears the costumer through his own bar.... punching his face in the man starts to bleed all over the bar*
D-Boy: My name is D-Boy, I'm one half of the damn greatest tag team to ever enter a wrestling ring... I'm one half of the greatest beer pong team to ever enter this bar... and I'm the best dang thing to ever grace this damn green earth! That's who I am! Now get out of this bar! Before I break out your teeth and shove them down your throat. I'm the best in the world at everything I'll ever do... and today what I really want to do is beat the living daylights out of any tool who back mouths me... Do you really think that's a good idea!?
*The DJ runs down to protect the costumer and gets punched in the face for his efforts*
D-Boy- I pay you to sit there and play music not be a hero! That's what's wrong with the world today! No one can just do as they are told and stay out of other peoples business.
*D-Boy stands up and walks into the other room flipping off everyone as he goes back to drink alone and watch tape of his previous matches to even further preps for his matches against Extremely Lethal*