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    Mr. Smyth: Does somebody want to explain to me why I was forced to team with yet another gimmick-stealing troglodyte of IWA? First we have Brock Edwards & Matt Ryder, then those haemaphrodtes Gardener & Jones turn up, followed by Oscar Layman.

    More importantly, how is it that I get screwed out of winning the Endurance Championship so that the title can be given to IWA's chosen one and golden boy and then get dumped down to a show opener level?


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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyTheBall View Post
    Mr. Smyth: Does somebody want to explain to me why I was forced to team with yet another gimmick-stealing troglodyte of IWA? First we have Brock Edwards & Matt Ryder, then those haemaphrodtes Gardener & Jones turn up, followed by Oscar Layman.

    More importantly, how is it that I get screwed out of winning the Endurance Championship so that the title can be given to IWA's chosen one and golden boy and then get dumped down to a show opener level?
    Adonis: Daaaaamn Mr. Smyth! Sounds like someone got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning! And it wasn't Malcolm, he gets up on the right side of the bed EVERY morning.. sometimes it's not even his bed ahaaa! At least you were beaten fair n square dawg.. that's all am sayin'..
     
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    1 x IWA World Heavyweight Champion - Malcolm Adonis

    Current WWE World Heavyweight Champion - Dean Ambrose

    1 x EWNCW Tag Team Champion - Malcolm Adonis w/ Kyojin

    Current No 1 Contender to the EWNCW Title - Arthur Lansdale

    I lied, it matters.




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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyTheBall View Post
    Mr. Smyth: Does somebody want to explain to me why I was forced to team with yet another gimmick-stealing troglodyte of IWA? First we have Brock Edwards & Matt Ryder, then those haemaphrodtes Gardener & Jones turn up, followed by Oscar Layman.

    More importantly, how is it that I get screwed out of winning the Endurance Championship so that the title can be given to IWA's chosen one and golden boy and then get dumped down to a show opener level?
    Oscar: KNOW YOUR DAMN ROLE! AND SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Destruction View Post
    Oscar: KNOW YOUR DAMN ROLE! AND SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH!
    Adonis: Oh Mah GAHD it's the ROCscar!!!
     
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    Current WWE World Heavyweight Champion - Dean Ambrose

    1 x EWNCW Tag Team Champion - Malcolm Adonis w/ Kyojin

    Current No 1 Contender to the EWNCW Title - Arthur Lansdale

    I lied, it matters.




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    Quote Originally Posted by Torphy View Post
    Adonis: Daaaaamn Mr. Smyth! Sounds like someone got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning! And it wasn't Malcolm, he gets up on the right side of the bed EVERY morning.. sometimes it's not even his bed ahaaa! At least you were beaten fair n square dawg.. that's all am sayin'..
    Mr. Smyth: I wasn't beaten. My inferior tag team partner, Captain Impersonator, was the one who lost for our team.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Torphy View Post
    Cool little house show there! A curse upon your head Shining Light! :P
    Shining: The curse of AIDS will be upon you if to continue to be addicted to sex.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shining Light View Post
    Shining: The curse of AIDS will be upon you if to continue to be addicted to sex.
    Adonis: Woah, hold on there my pious little prick. Malcolm always takes the necessary precautions.

    *Malcolm turns to the camera*

    Adonis: That's right kids, remember to always use a condom, like Malcolm always says, use protection for your erection.

    *Malcolm winks and issues a thumbs up to a freeze frame*
     
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    1 x IWA World Heavyweight Champion - Malcolm Adonis

    Current WWE World Heavyweight Champion - Dean Ambrose

    1 x EWNCW Tag Team Champion - Malcolm Adonis w/ Kyojin

    Current No 1 Contender to the EWNCW Title - Arthur Lansdale

    I lied, it matters.




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    Quote Originally Posted by Torphy View Post
    Adonis: Woah, hold on there my pious little prick. Malcolm always takes the necessary precautions.

    *Malcolm turns to the camera*

    Adonis: That's right kids, remember to always use a condom, like Malcolm always says, use protection for your erection.

    *Malcolm winks and issues a thumbs up to a freeze frame*
    OMG too funny haha

    Shining: I need to go lie down...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Torphy View Post
    Adonis: Oh Mah GAHD it's the ROCscar!!!
    Oscar: What you gonna do brother? WHACHU GONNA DO, WHEN HULK HOSCAR RUNS WILD ON YOU!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Torphy View Post
    Adonis: That's right kids, remember to always use a condom, like Malcolm always says, use protection for your erection.

    *Malcolm winks and issues a thumbs up to a freeze frame*
    I'm glad you decided against the heel character. This is so much more entertaining.


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