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    The Vegas kid is seen in his wrestling attire, wearing an old WWF t-shirt.


    He walks out of the shared locker room, his face for once bereft of his cocky smile, he looks equal parts disappointed and enraged.

    TVK: I had that won, one two three, how'd I let him get the best of me? My head is spinnin, my body in pain, and in the end, what the hell did I gain?


    The Vegas kid stops, looking down the hallway at all the various equipment cases, tables and chairs strewn about a smile finally starts to find it's way across his face, looking almost predatory. He takes off, moving almost like water as he flows around and over anything in his path, barely seeming to notice the effort, finally he stops at the end of the hall, coming to a halt immediately. stopping the way a snake will stop while hunting, no indication that he was ever even capable of movement as he stands like a wax figure. Finally, his head turns, looking through the barely opened locker room door, a more relaxed smile appears.

    TVK: One thing always eases my pain, and that's to get on board that Ho! Train!!!!!
    With a turn he slips through the door, taking his shirt off he places it over the knob before closing the door.


    Say my name and his in the same breath, I dare you to say they taste they same.
     

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    Quote Originally Posted by No_1eddiefan View Post
    In some ways.

    I mean, sure- ripping the shit out of my work feels like feedback...
    Ugh! Fine!

    I liked:
    Darius' promo. I have found him to be a bit dull as of late, but felt it was a much better promo today.
    Black Blooded's/KJ Punk's promo.
    Extremely Lethal did a great promo.
    Ano Doom vs. ICONOGRAPHY
    Phalanx vs. Sons
    And of course...THE DEBUT!

    I did not like:
    Pamich vs. Smith - was a bit boring.
    Gatling not seperating actions and speaking.
    David Fucking Ryan. No personality and he appears at least three times a show!
    The fact that DG didn't do a promo. I know Niall is away at the moment and that may be why it was left out but with a match with jobbers, nothing was there to keep me interested.


    Benny The Ball's Teddy is here to fuck you up...

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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyTheBall View Post
    Ugh! Fine!

    I liked:
    Darius' promo. I have found him to be a bit dull as of late, but felt it was a much better promo today.
    Black Blooded's/KJ Punk's promo.
    Extremely Lethal did a great promo.
    Ano Doom vs. ICONOGRAPHY
    Phalanx vs. Sons
    And of course...THE DEBUT!

    I did not like:
    Pamich vs. Smith - was a bit boring.
    Gatling not seperating actions and speaking.
    David Fucking Ryan. No personality and he appears at least three times a show!
    The fact that DG didn't do a promo. I know Niall is away at the moment and that may be why it was left out but with a match with jobbers, nothing was there to keep me interested.
    Thanks Benny.

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    Bitta free time on my hands so why not eh?

    Favorite Moment: The last segment of the night. I was wondering how el Capetano could close out a show and I was duly answered. The Cap'ns part was great and I hope to see some cameos from him in the future, but a true shocking moment with the unveiling of Erebus (one of the few I remember from my first few weeks here whilst HWA was alive and well) and of course his associate Jarvis Cole. Curious to know who wrote the final segment, was it Torphs himself or did Eddie and his creative team have input? Cause a heap of credit has to go out to all involved, defs one of the most shocking moments in IWA history right there!

    Best Match:
    On TV, I don't read matches in depth generally I just scan through for the near-falls and the big spots lol! But I'll go with the 6-man, cause I was there. Ya dig?

    Best Promo: Looking at the World Title picture here as one should when they talk about the 'best' anything. I am loving the almost child-like bickering BB had over the contract and the increasing tension. Its gotta implode at Uprising right? I sense a huge moment there. KJ did an epic job feeding off the two big men and getting across the hatred he has for both men.

    Best Piece of Booking: The end segment with Erebus. See above ^^^

    Best Debut *when applicable*: El Capetano, Erebus and Big J.Cole I guess

    Any Piece of Booking You Didn't Like: Nah

    Any Matches and/or Promos That Could've Been Improved: Nein

    Any Other Positives: The fact that the show was only a page this week. I like to keep up with all IWA shows, obviously all of WWE fed shows and I love reading Jabe every chance I can. But when these shows take up a couple of pages, I feel myself skimming through half of it. So I loved the shorter yet eventful show this week.

    Anything else that fell below your expectation: I wouldnt say this has to be improved, but I can think of a better place to put this. I really feel bad about not being around for the last month or so, feel like I left a top-notch feud high and dry. I feel if I was around I definetley would have played off well with the Alexander/Abel and Damaged Goods so I'll apoligize to those guys for that. They've done an epic job of it so far to be fair.

    How would you improve the negative comments (if any): N/A

    Overall Show Grade: I dont usually give out A's, but when I do, I mean them......B+














    A! Great job this week Eddie and his team, Revolution continues to impress after a month away, I come back to see the same high standards as before




     
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    Antonio Rizzo
    Chaos Roster member

    Head of IWA Chaos

    Wade Barrett
    Former Member of the United Kingdom stable

    Daniel Bryan
    ????
    ????



     


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    Quote Originally Posted by NiallF96 View Post
    Bitta free time on my hands so why not eh?

    Favorite Moment: The last segment of the night. I was wondering how el Capetano could close out a show and I was duly answered. The Cap'ns part was great and I hope to see some cameos from him in the future, but a true shocking moment with the unveiling of Erebus (one of the few I remember from my first few weeks here whilst HWA was alive and well) and of course his associate Jarvis Cole. Curious to know who wrote the final segment, was it Torphs himself or did Eddie and his creative team have input? Cause a heap of credit has to go out to all involved, defs one of the most shocking moments in IWA history right there!

    Best Match:
    On TV, I don't read matches in depth generally I just scan through for the near-falls and the big spots lol! But I'll go with the 6-man, cause I was there. Ya dig?

    Best Promo: Looking at the World Title picture here as one should when they talk about the 'best' anything. I am loving the almost child-like bickering BB had over the contract and the increasing tension. Its gotta implode at Uprising right? I sense a huge moment there. KJ did an epic job feeding off the two big men and getting across the hatred he has for both men.

    Best Piece of Booking: The end segment with Erebus. See above ^^^

    Best Debut *when applicable*: El Capetano, Erebus and Big J.Cole I guess

    Any Piece of Booking You Didn't Like: Nah

    Any Matches and/or Promos That Could've Been Improved: Nein

    Any Other Positives: The fact that the show was only a page this week. I like to keep up with all IWA shows, obviously all of WWE fed shows and I love reading Jabe every chance I can. But when these shows take up a couple of pages, I feel myself skimming through half of it. So I loved the shorter yet eventful show this week.

    Anything else that fell below your expectation: I wouldnt say this has to be improved, but I can think of a better place to put this. I really feel bad about not being around for the last month or so, feel like I left a top-notch feud high and dry. I feel if I was around I definetley would have played off well with the Alexander/Abel and Damaged Goods so I'll apoligize to those guys for that. They've done an epic job of it so far to be fair.

    How would you improve the negative comments (if any): N/A

    Overall Show Grade: I dont usually give out A's, but when I do, I mean them......B+














    A! Great job this week Eddie and his team, Revolution continues to impress after a month away, I come back to see the same high standards as before
    Cheers, Niall.

    Now where's my Chaos review?


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    ...and then steal your girl!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyTheBall View Post
    Cheers, Niall.

    Now where's my Chaos review?
    Ummm...Uhhhhhhh...later?




     
    Chris Diamond
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    Antonio Rizzo
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    Head of IWA Chaos

    Wade Barrett
    Former Member of the United Kingdom stable

    Daniel Bryan
    ????
    ????



     


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    Quote Originally Posted by NiallF96 View Post
    Ummm...Uhhhhhhh...later?
    I'm sorry...what was that? You want to be the latest man to job out to Benny The Ball?

    Only jesting, sir. Take your time.


    Benny The Ball's Teddy is here to fuck you up...

    ...and then steal your girl!

    #BennysTeddy

     

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    Quote Originally Posted by NiallF96 View Post
    Bitta free time on my hands so why not eh?

    Favorite Moment: The last segment of the night. I was wondering how el Capetano could close out a show and I was duly answered. The Cap'ns part was great and I hope to see some cameos from him in the future, but a true shocking moment with the unveiling of Erebus (one of the few I remember from my first few weeks here whilst HWA was alive and well) and of course his associate Jarvis Cole. Curious to know who wrote the final segment, was it Torphs himself or did Eddie and his creative team have input? Cause a heap of credit has to go out to all involved, defs one of the most shocking moments in IWA history right there!

    Best Match:
    On TV, I don't read matches in depth generally I just scan through for the near-falls and the big spots lol! But I'll go with the 6-man, cause I was there. Ya dig?

    Best Promo: Looking at the World Title picture here as one should when they talk about the 'best' anything. I am loving the almost child-like bickering BB had over the contract and the increasing tension. Its gotta implode at Uprising right? I sense a huge moment there. KJ did an epic job feeding off the two big men and getting across the hatred he has for both men.

    Best Piece of Booking: The end segment with Erebus. See above ^^^

    Best Debut *when applicable*: El Capetano, Erebus and Big J.Cole I guess

    Any Piece of Booking You Didn't Like: Nah

    Any Matches and/or Promos That Could've Been Improved: Nein

    Any Other Positives: The fact that the show was only a page this week. I like to keep up with all IWA shows, obviously all of WWE fed shows and I love reading Jabe every chance I can. But when these shows take up a couple of pages, I feel myself skimming through half of it. So I loved the shorter yet eventful show this week.

    Anything else that fell below your expectation: I wouldnt say this has to be improved, but I can think of a better place to put this. I really feel bad about not being around for the last month or so, feel like I left a top-notch feud high and dry. I feel if I was around I definetley would have played off well with the Alexander/Abel and Damaged Goods so I'll apoligize to those guys for that. They've done an epic job of it so far to be fair.

    How would you improve the negative comments (if any): N/A

    Overall Show Grade: I dont usually give out A's, but when I do, I mean them......B+














    A! Great job this week Eddie and his team, Revolution continues to impress after a month away, I come back to see the same high standards as before
    Thanks man.

    Torphs wrote the entire final segment.

  9. #21899
    Quote Originally Posted by BennyTheBall View Post
     
    @IWACreative_Parody: Great news, folks. @DavidRyan is on leave, so we won’t have to see him this…oh.

    @IWACreative_Parody: The only way @DavidRyan gets a cheer is by mentioning the location of shows and even then, it’s more out of an awkward sympathy.

    @IWACreative_Parody: Seriously, the only person less over and more boring than @DavidRyan is @IWADarius.

    @IWACreative_Parody: I don’t know why we book contract signings. They are always so boring and uneventful.

    @IWACreative_Parody: Because @BlackBlooded and @WWCD need an invitation to speak on a microphone.

    @IWACreative_Parody: The only way @WWCD goes down is if he is handed a $20 bill, but that’s a whole ‘nother story…

    @IWACreative_Parody: Looks like @DavidRyan’s new name is now Sally Shits-her-pants. Maybe now we can have him develop a personality.

    @IWACreative_Parody: Mr. Black isn’t being interrupted. He usually never finishes a sentence.

    @IWACreative_Parody: Now now kids, you can both play with the contract. Learn to share.

    @IWACreative_Parody: Ah, bless. @IntegrityIsrael has bought his new toy with him.

    @IWACreative_Parody: @BossSmith has just beaten a World Champion. What a huge win for…what? Stop laughing. No seriously - @IntegrityIsrael is a World…STOP IT!!!!

    @IWACreative_Parody: Christ @IWACole and @IWAMatthews – don’t build up the PPV too much.

    @IWACreative_Parody: Has @ChrisGatling ever stood up for more than two minutes at a time? Are we so inconsiderate by not having an armchair in the ring that he has to resort to always sitting on the turnbuckle?

    @IWACreative_Parody: Hold on…is the ring even wheelchair accessible?

    @IWACreative_Parody: The regulations that IWA does not meet for disabled people…@ChrisGatling has opened up a can of worms tonight!

    @IWACreative_Parody: @ChrisGatling is saying what is happening again. I think he’s drunk.

    @IWACreative_Parody: Erm…Mr. Black is an entirely different guy in IWA. We hope this does not confuse that redneck @WWCD

    @IWACreative_Parody: Admit it – you honestly thought there was no way in hell we could plausibly have @SallyShitsHerPants in the show again, right? Don’t under estimate how much we plan to use him.

    @IWACreative_Parody: Jobber match. No promo to make it interesting. Gee…everybody has 20/20 hindsight.

    @IWACreative_Parody: Hey, look! It’s sicknote!

    @IWACreative_Parody: If only @ExtremelyLethal specialise in all forms of sterilisation. That we, we’d be able to prevent a horrid hybrid of @VHX and @CAR.

    @IWACreative_Parody: Ah, poor @IWATVK. We really dropped the ball with him during that feud.

    @IWACreative_Parody: And if having @IvanDraymen in your corner doesn’t ease you mind, nothing will!

    @IWACreative_Parody: Ok, I’ll admit it. I may have wrote down my personal feelings about that boring @IWADarius whilst typing up @OscarWho’s promo.

    @IWACreative_Parody: @IWADarius is so desperate to get himself over, he begged us to let him repeatedly use the name of he who cannot be named because he has been future endeavoured,

    @IWACreative_Parody: According to @OscarWho, @IWATVK slaps like a girl.

    @IWACreative_Parody: An @AnoDoom character development? That’s right kids – even demonic cyborgs can change.

    @IWACreative_Parody: I know what you’re thinking – if @ArcherBlack isn’t scheduled to be here tonight, then why is he here?

    @IWACreative_Parody: The answer is simple. @IWABlue is at home slipping one to @IWAPink and honestly, who wants to be in the next room to hear that?

    @IWACreative_Parody: Finally! A force to match the mighty @IWADraymen!

    @IWACreative_Parody: Yes, we did desperately try to book as many superstars as we could into the next PPV.

    @IWACreative_Parody: Isn’t it cute to see @DavidRyan (again) colouring in and trying to stay in the lines. Bless.

    @IWACreative_Parody: God, we really hope this doesn’t take long.

    @IWACreative_Parody: 50% off @KayFab #merch is around about 50% more than anyone is willing to pay.

    @IWACreative_Parody: That’s right fans – we know you want to see @KayFab vs. @PardyBoyz more than anything in the whole wide world and beyond!

    @IWACreative_Parody: @NIghtmareMadness seemed to be treating Dwayne a bit harshly there…

    @IWACreative_Parody: I’m starting to think that we have too many ‘Greatest tag teams’ in IWA.

    @IWACreative_Parody: Gee…I hope this last segment with @CaptainAmazing doesn’t completely overshadow the rest of the show…

    @IWACreative_Parody: Ok…not graceful…but we still have high hopes.

    @IWACreative_Parody: Again, more proof that we need to make our ring more easily accessible for disabled folk.

    @IWACreative_Parody: Ok, now we drop the ball in 5…4…3…2…

    @IWACreative_Parody: What the fuck? When somebody told me that @Erebus was like a dinosaur, I thought they meant Barney!

    @IWACreative_Parody: No, no, no! This was supposed to be a fluffy, cuddly segment. This is all wrong!

    @IWACreative_Parody: Ha! Only joking. @CaptainAmazing was a red herring all along. You’d have seen it if he hadn’t actually eaten the red herring.

    @IWACreative_Parody: Who’s the paedo looking bloke on the ramp?

    @IWACreative_Parody: And that’s a wrap, folks, G’night!


    This is supposed to go in the show thread, but Eddie fucked it up by having the exact amount of posts for a whole page and I'm not starting a new page with this.

    "Even demon cyborgs can change."

    ....That's it...perfect......GOTTA remember that!



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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyTheBall View Post
    I'm sorry...what was that? You want to be the latest man to job out to Benny The Ball?

    Only jesting, sir. Take your time.
    Is it Shaz again?

    THE FINAL FIST BUMP!

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